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Important Announcement - New Extensions

First one is randomimage. The syntax for this is <randomimage>CAPTION</randomimage> or just <randomimage /> for no caption. <randomimage>Second evar use of random image</randomimage>.

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Second one is ImageMap, which I recommend using in conjunction with this extremely awesome tool.

See image to the right. This was made with the tool. Hover over his head and tatt.

Third one is EasyTimeline. It is really fucked up at first when creating the timeline, but once created it's easier to manage shit.

You guys are smart, someone will master this shit. This can be used for some lulz.

The fourth new extension is ParserFunctions. Me explaining it won't make much difference, you either know how2parse or you don't. But it is pretty nifty for some of the really fancy templates on TOW.

Number five is SyntaxHighlight_GeSHi. I don't know exactly what this is but if you get it you get it if you don't you don't.

The last new one (which hasn't been enabled yet) is DPL which can be used to get information from the site and can also work as a much much much much much better version of search. (Lol mediawiki search.) --Sheneequa • Talk 18:57, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

  • HELLO SIRS I AM PROTESTING AGAINST THE HIJACKING OF MY USERPAGE THIS COUNTS AS E-TERRORISM I AM GOING TO THE SUPREME COURT ABOUT THIS --Blargh 23:45, 10 August 2007 (CDT)





  • The syntax highlighting one does not appear to work. I tried the code samples from the extension's site. DodongoBongo 05:37, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

Followup on epic anon Internet Hate Machine

Whatever happened with this anon investigation of some hapless Christian family who left their n00dz on a lost camera?

http://img.7chan.org/b/src/118799308623.png

This image is too big to upload to ED and I am too lazy to break it into chunks. Sorbitol 21:10, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

How do I IRC?

-BANNED

  • irc.encyclopediadramatica.com lol --Sheneequa • Talk 03:37, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Delete system32 --Drunkenlazybastard 21:35, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Thanx for the anal seks. Love, NiggerBaby
    • your user name is fail. change that and see us tomorrow. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:08, 15 August 2007 (CDT)
      • What, niggerbaby? How bout YoungNig?

YouTube anti-ED vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kWs3BIlibY

--^^ 06:19, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

Sign the petiton! --Runawaydevil 15:50, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

Obvious Troll is Obvious -- Cluckyx

Article drive - Waluigis-girl

Import DA profile, Export ED article
Import DA profile, Export ED article
OMG SO ASKING FOR IT.
OMG SO ASKING FOR IT.

Alright there's a topic with VERY MUCH POTENTIAL for extreme article lulz. The article already has a few but we have a LOT to work with. Fellow EDiots, take this and turn it into this. There's fanfics, there's hypocrisy, there's shitty fandoms. Let's get this featured status, you know what to do. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:35, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Snapesnogger 2.0 niggers THERE IS SO MUCH MATERIAL. Pokchu and Tfo and A RAPE SPIDER and IckleBee and all yall let's get on this. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:40, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Here's what we need. We need image people to make fanart, we need people to go over her vids her hentai and her fanfics and thoroughly review it. We need images uploaded and lulzed at. We need logs. You guys know the spiel. --Sheneequa • Talk 05:18, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
      • The text is now properly worded. I will get on the fanfic review tonight or tomorrow. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 19:44, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
  • someone needs to tell Waluigis-girl about her article, I know that she will act all butthurt giving us a goldmine of lawl. I GUARANTEE IT. EVERYDAY SHALL BE CATURDAY 13:29, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

Winner of round 1

Is IckleBee. Icklebee pick a prize. You can have chanops, fifty internets, one night with tfo, or the MYSTERY BOX. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:48, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

Hai internets

Well, starting Thursday, my mom decided to take me to the coast for about a week, and I will likely not have internets during this time (August 16 to August 22). I fully intend to finish putting together all of my lulzcon macros prior to the 16th, so let me know if you have any specific requests ASAP. You'll get my attention most quickly by sending a /msg to blu_aardvark on ED:IRC. --Blu Aardvark 23:37, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I will also be away from Aug 21-Sep 4 and my internet usage will be down from Aug 18-21 too. So ILU ED. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:38, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
  • i too was away for a couple of days... but you don't know me. So no worries. --Socapex 16:52, 1 September 2007 (CDT)

Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg

2:20PM Tuesday August 14, 2007

TOKYO - A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 20 km, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.

--Chankachankaboo 23:43, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

{{trolls}}

This template was quite fugly and obtrusive, and so I did what any self-respecting EDiot would do, and I blanked it. Feel free to rework it, but the old version just ain't doing it. --Blu Aardvark 06:19, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I apologize for creating that affront against all aesthetics. Seriously, I have been meaning to rework it, just LOLDONGS. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 10:53, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
  • What, you thought tfo wouldn't do good? Think... AGAIN. Think a second time round. --Sheneequa • Talk 15:32, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

Hard Candy

Nevuh heard o' dis b4, but ws on the compulsory trailers for a rental vid. burrowed by moi. 2nd time (if the movie's worth a 2nd view, I do check the ads, omfg, syame on me). Dunno if it's worth an article, but shd. produce minor memes. Kind of dull reversal of hysteria abt. some tings wit' articles here. 2005 release, I tink. Loads o' sterf on utube. Hysterical script is here, cut and paste, dey seem to block direct links: http://www.horrorlair.com/movies/scripts/hard-candy-script.pdf. I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 08:50, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

SLA is a bitch

Here I was, asking 14 year old girls for nudes with offers of rare items I don't care about and they'll never get when I noticed a thread on Gaia in the GD forum. Sith Lord Ali, the resident emo fag transvestite has come out of the closet and admitted she has a vagina and photoshops her pics.

Basically she had an bad relationship with an old boyfriend, and decided that in true emo fashion she would over react and make pretend to be a fag. —The preceding comment was added by Furl, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Tyrants' Top 10, With a Bullet

"Hitler's outward hatred for Jews and Russians may have belied a secret passion for some of their greatest musical works, if a recently discovered cache of records proves to be the remains of his private music collection. The nearly 100 records, now worn and scratched, were stored in the attic of a former Soviet intelligence agent, who left a note saying he took them from the Reich Chancellery after the fall of Berlin in 1945. -- The New York Times

For Pol Pot, it was Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall," the single from the album of the same name. They say that when he was in an especially good mood, Pot (Polly-O to his friends) would phone colleagues -- sometimes total strangers -- saying only, in a high-pitched whisper, "Tonight, gotta leave the 9 to 5 up on a shelf and just enjoy yourself . Groove. Let the madness and the music get to you. Life ain't so bad at all if you live it off the wall." Then hang up.

It was said of Pot that he had almost no sense of humor and passionately detested professional hockey. Yet not long after his death, one of the four people who attended his burial discovered three Bob Newhart albums, Woody Allen's "The Nightclub Years" and "Orr on Ice: A play-by-play reenactment of the 1970 Stanley Cup Finals."

The enigma extends to Josef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili -- known to the world as Stalin. He claimed to hate homosexuality, though he admitted later in life "to trying it and kind of liking it but not loving it." His name translates literally as "man of steel," but that was belied by a nicer side, in the way a person who executes 20 million people can have a nicer side -- listening, far from the Politburo, to the recordings of the late Bobby Short.

According to Short's biographer, the cabaret singer and the mass murderer met once, at the Hotel de Crillon in Paris. Stalin requested Cole Porter's "Rap Tap on Wood," which Short played, but not to Stalin's satisfaction. According to witnesses, Stalin produced a sickle and tried to behead Short, who managed to duck. Of the incident, Short said only, "Stalin was a very gentle lover but he smelled like a goat."

And what of newly dead former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, who once said, "The only thing I despise more than goats or a person who smells like a goat is an Armo"? Yet how to explain the 4-by-6-foot poster Pinochet kept at his country home of Armenian composer Imants Kalnins?

A Chilean daily, not long after Pinochet's death, ran a story that quoted an unidentified aide to the dictator. "A typical day involved going up in a plane with, say, 25 political prisoners. We'd play a game called 'Who can fly?' We'd push them out the door -- at about 20,000 feet -- and to my recollection not one of them ever flew. Later, we'd go back, make a pitcher of wine coolers and listen to some Armenian folk music."

Oddly, Muslim extremist and unpopular cave-dweller Osama bin Laden also has an unnatural fondness for wine coolers yet is known to loathe the Captain & Tennille. He claims, on poorly produced videos, to wonder "why a grown man not associated with naval operations wears such a hat. What is he captain of?" So imagine the surprise of American forces when they found a treasure trove of what appear to be Bin Laden's DVDs in caves throughout the Afghan mountains, including all of the duo's albums. A hand-written note on the single "Muskrat Love" says, "It makes me both happy and sad and tingly. What magic true artists possess."

And then there's Henry Kissinger, who some say died four years ago but remains "alive" by remote control. He is said to fear for his life in the company of Belgians and anyone who says the word "sommelier." Kissinger discovered music in April or May of 1998, on a car radio. According to an aide, he appeared confused but intrigued and asked what the "melodic noise" was. Informed that it was a band called the Commodores, he requested a copy of the song and soon amassed the entire oeuvre of Lionel Ritchie. He denies it to this day.

By John Kenney

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It's Page

Ok, listen- so I can get her off my back- can you make sure nobody posts any pics of Kytalise's dolls? I took one down- but there's another pic within the pic of her "art thievery" proof. Those dolls' pics are copyrighted, and should really be taken down. Srsly. --—The preceding comment was added by SocratteTheTroll, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE..

  • Up yours. --Entropy 10:55, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

A Vote For Sexy Mudkips

is a vote for EPIC LULZ!

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The page you are looking for doesn't exist, or has been removed. Or perhaps stolen. Please try your call again if you feel you have reached this recording in error.
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—The Management

Bastards! Flava Flav haet mudkipz :( --Drunkenlazybastard 22:03, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

      • Was it worth my Saturday Y/N? HELLS YEAH!
Mudkips > VH1.
Mudkips > VH1.

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{{youfail}}

The old template was ugly and unappealing (see: Sandbox for side by side comparison. I sprinkled the blood of nigger babies on it and came up with this instead. Not sure I have the aesthetics on it down just the way I'd like, so plz feel free to improve and/or revert. NOTE: the link on the template goes to last measure. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:55, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

Anime Series Template


Image:pikajewsprite.gif Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive17 is part of a series on Anime.



The Anime department desperatly needed a series template, so after a month of waiting for sombody with moar experience to do it, l spent two hours sorting through and teaching myself how to make the dam template. l'll proberly change the picture later if i find a more lulzy one, but for now the PMS picture of Dawn from Pokemon stays. Any feedback please? --Jericho 12:13, 19 August 2007 {EST}

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    • l'm trying to find a picture with some people drawn Anime style. Though if i cant by this Saturday a Pikajew is fine too.--Jericho 15:09, 22 August 2007 {EST}.
  • A PikaJew is fine to, unless anyone prefered the old one, the new one is going up. --Jericho 21:35 25 August 2007

A RAPE CAMEL

mek article nao. —The preceding comment was added by Morogoro, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

What did your last slave die of? --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 20:59, 21 August 2007 (CDT)

Ah, ED, how I've missed you

Hi,

Is this where I whine and complain?

First, I'd like to complain about this page, because it's too long, and boring. I wanted to read something about animal cruelty, but couldn't find anything. I was also hesitant to shorten it, because I'm new, and the admin's seemed kind of sensitive and to be PMS'ing. If an experienced editor could shorten it, I think that would improve the article.

Second, I want to QQ about this article, because I don't think it's funny. ED intends to record drama and lulz, not to start them, or to troll the rest of the internet, and the page doesn't seem to be based on anything. Without any references, there's no target, and a one-sided troll isn't funny. Plus it doesn't make sense. Plus I'm Kevin Mitnick's buttslave, or something. So yeah, w/e. —The preceding comment was added by Bugmelolwut, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • If you want to read about Zeriara's run ins with Animal Cruelty, just look at the contents (section nine, right here. Like you said, ED exists to document drama, so that's why the Zeriara article is so incredibly long; if you hadn't noticed, the list of people's she's fucked with is incredibly long. Use ctrl + f or the contents of the article if you're looking for something specific. If you're not, it's actually a pretty good read; Zeriara is a lulzcow of epic proportions. As for Ethical Hackers, go ahead and expand on it. Pokchu --- 19:37, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

VTEC is for jews

Students gassed like the jews they are!1! Find out moar NEOW!! —The preceding comment was added by K5233, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

THE AMAZING FUTURE OF ENLIGHTENMENT: DIET PEPSI MAX

Diet Pepsi Max has changed my life and has become my fast-forward button to enlightenment. I feel it is my obligation to share it with you, my friends. Thanks to my new e-pals, pepsi2dmax and his significant other pepsibettymaxx, I have been introduced to ambrosia. I have shared it with my internet pals and they have been eager to share their similar stories of bliss. Here is but a sample of our collective tales:

"So when my bro was like "you gotta check this ginseng pepsi out" I was like "hold up! I don't do that ancient Chinese Secret crap" And he was like nah, try it. And my life has changed for the better! I've got the girl, I've got the skillz and I'm MAXing on life! I've reached Enlightenment. Carbonated Zen. Buddha didn't need to sit around to awaken! He needed a Pepsi MAX!"

"it rained down on us all like the Blessing of Heaven. the ice cold liquid gold splashed upon us relentlessly. tasting it on our lips, we went into some kind of spiritual crazy place. at first, there were people speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor, and even levitating."

"I was fortunate enough to be given it as a mercy drink while on my nightly runs sucking black dick for crack at the local gay bar. The bartender was my savior! Little did he know that rum and Pepsi would change my spiritual life forever! The recent anal rape was all but a faded memory once my tastebuds and soul experienced the ecstasy of Pepsi!"

It is like liquid loldongkips. However, there is always someone to rain on our parade, and it is thejim, who insists upon inciting harassment. It makes me very sad that he can't seem to understand how important this is.

koneko-desu is a weeaboo who also seems to have a case of serious business about the whole thing. Perhaps I should send them a sample, so that their minds might be forever changed? ED PLZ ADVISE  :-( Leam 05:36, 20 August 2007 (CDT)

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?

Which one of you posted this crap on my youtube page http://youtube.com/profile?user=MagicalPockyUsagi:

I know you're "trying" to "pose" as one but you truly are one even if you're trying to fake as one, you're doing a good job. anyone can see right through your act but inside your acting anyone can tell you really are one. We all know you wanna be Japanese. How in the world did you get your wall all wapped up? And you also happen to know some words in Japanese but you don't use them correctly because again you're trying to act. Guess what in reality you don't even know how to use them correctly! Did you really buy all those items for your stupid vids? I think not! In fact, you purchased those things and happened to pile up in your collections. =) You have all the things a wap would buy. So yes stop your faking and be yourself if you want to make a more realistic video. If you're really not wap, why dont you show us the real you and not hide behind the excuse by "acting" like one.

and then

Hm, let's see, yes I am jealous of your wap self, your wap videos, and your wap stuff! No actually, I was waiting for you to admit that those are your stuff and that you're an actual wap yourself. Probably a weeaboo in denial. But it's okay! There are many people with the same symptoms as you! So, don't feel left out or discouraged. We're here for you. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Weeaboo#Identifying_someone _as_Wapanese

and then

'Hm, sure what if I am a weeboo? Does it seem like I have a problem with it or anything? But just the fact that you're saying you're not a weeabo is the case here!'

You WEEABOOS are so pathetic! ED is a self parody! I can't believe you people like to hate on weeaboos when this site is the #1 weeaboo hang out. The above quotes demonstrate the stupidity and irony of everything on this site. You people fail so badly. —The preceding comment was added by MagicalPockyUsagi, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Anonymous is the Threat

Hysterical.Toilet for jizm 09:30, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Sigh. Once again, they paint WomenSpace as the completely innocent victim, and BitingBeaver as pure as the wind-driven snow. Pathetic. --Aghar 10:35, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

Wiki Scanner

I be Slowpokin' on this one but I saw THIS on Stephen (no fan of TOW) Colbert's show last night. Lollerific.

Additional drama

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I've been gone a while

Don't be asking shit I don't know nutin 'bout, kthx--QuitRAAAAAAAAPE or I'll use these your whining 13:34, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

FREE BOOBS!!!

Along with dropping the drinking age back to 18, this is the other part of my political platform for a presidential run.

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Next LittleCloud

I need some help with the Lulz here at Djman6666 and Neo arcane before it all dies down. --Jericho 17:08, August 23 2007 {EST}.


Template:Memes and Template:Chans

i like that they were seperated, and that one is more about important stuff involving the chans, and another memes, (and should be changed to be all memes, not just certain chan ones) they look like shit and hurt my eyes to even look at. chans looks like a wikipedia userpage gone wrong, and memes is a clusterfuck, evenmoreso then the original 4chan template. -BURK 16:41, 23 August 2007 (CDT)

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    • good idea but, we need to list memes and figure out which ones dont have pages yet, but need them, i was surprised to find out that yiff in hell, and the bayeux tapistry as well as the spice must flow, all were missing pages. i guess i need to start compiling shit lol --Theburk 19:44, 23 August 2007 (CDT)
      • There's a shit load of missing OG memes I should get around to like I did on Invisible and Facepalm (eg. I has over 300 and ED has moar than enough Tapestry .jpigs scattered around for a whole page). But new and old alike (Shit Bricks, V for Vendetta) need creating/beefing-up). But let's split up the memes into new/classic first since that was the initial impetus behind reorganising theold {4chan} template in the first place.

I'll create a subpage somewhere this w/end to discuss. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 21:56, 23 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I don't like the idea of a further split. What I do like is the idea of making the templates collapseable, in the same manner the templates on WP are collapseable. (See: Wikipedia:The Holocaust#Further reading). Then it doesn't particularly matter how hueg they get. I've fired off a message regarding this to the super sekrit mailing list, and White Mystery is apparently looking into it. --Blu Aardvark 23:25, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

Fat balding douchebag behind Perverted_Justice can not handle it when cameras get pushed in HIS face

Phillip Eide, who pretends to be a 14 year old girl online and who renamed himself Xavier von Erck gets confronted by a journalist and throws a little temper tantrum

Eide was recently banned from wikipedia after two years of obsessively editing and re-editing the Wikipedia article on "Perverted Justice," --Cocheese 03:05, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

Weekend Conspirasizzle

  1. Go to google.
  2. Type combinations BitingBeaver, Biting Beaver, and Dramatica or similar words.
  3. Be amazed as it returns links everthing but the BitingBeaver page.

It's been like this for weeks. Just sayin. --Aghar 22:58, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

  • This is actually the 4th result in BitingBeaver and Dramatica. But no direct article link! Oh google, how strange thou art. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 13:36, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

Removing dox

ive kinda taken it upon myself to do what little i can to help ed, since i have no money for another week or two to donate, im going through and removing dox, im going template by template, deleting, and saving the dox to a txt, if anyone wants it let me know. so far i got all of them from the DA templates. so if you see "removing dox" over and over in recent changes its not vandalism. --Theburk 23:43, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

Massive Wikipedo SlimVirgin drama

This link and subsequent drama demand your immediate attention. SixhundredSixtySix 11:55, 25 August 2007 (CDT)


Anonymous causes Justin.tv guy to break down and cry

This guy JESSEDEW loses his mind after a 3 hour long unrelenting barrage of spam from anonymous. --Cocheese 03:16, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

lol bmp

We currently have at least 100 (actually, 103) bitmap images on ED. (Amusingly, none of them actually end in .bmp, because the fucktards who uploaded them apparently thought that renaming a file to .jpg makes it a jpeg.) Anyway, many of them are too hueg to download without truncating early, so they'll probably end up being deleted outright if they are unused. However, any user who wants to attempt to convert some of the smaller images into their proper format is more than welcome to. In fact, I'll give them a free dog and a custom-made fursuit. Desu! --Blu Aardvark 04:52, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I thought the software would check for valid files. Looks like not. So people can upload zip, exe, .torrent, and any file type they went by just renaming it to JPG? Ritegroic 05:01, 26 August 2007 (CDT)
    • The software checks to ensure that it is an allowed format. image/x-ms-bmp is an allowed format. You couldn't upload an exe or torrent, but zip is an allowed format, at least last I checked. --Blu Aardvark 05:05, 26 August 2007 (CDT)
      • Notice that the vast majority came from one guy? --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   11:47, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

I'll convert the funny ones, delete all the crap though. SixhundredSixtySix 19:10, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

Wikipedia:User talk:Eyrian

I have successfully driven away the little-known-but-much-hated-by-those-who-know-him Wikipedo admin Eyrian from TOW with the help of some 4chan /b/tards who stupidly but helpfully responded to my posts to raid his talk page. Congratulate me plz. This is his second time leaving this month [1], so I hope he stays gone for good.--Eyrian is gone, hurray! 20:45, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

ED on CNN

Lulz, I found this YouTube video yesterday while searching for the reason ED was down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y6LqhrdAxg Yet another reason why there should be an ED article on TOW.--Eyrian is gone, hurray! 20:48, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Nobod... Oh, wait, this is actually nifty. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:09, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

BLARGH IS NOW A MEME

From 420chan. This couldn't be moar obvious if he'd signed it.

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  • What? I never posted that. --Blargh 00:14, 30 August 2007 (CDT)
    • LOL but ya odb you are cool, but nakamura is a fag --Theburk 00:19, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

Greg Kohs

TOW-editor-for-RL-money-hire Greg Kohs, now he's back for vengeance at Wikipedia Review outing his former clients. Epic drama with old media gossip. SixhundredSixtySix 23:10, 26 August 2007 (CDT)


Sum IRL Stuff

Another pathetic panic with innocent runners leaving a trail of flour and chalk for their friends to follow being treated as criminals IRL. Space hero Lisa Nowak is in court again, trying to get the tracking anklet off and other stuff. Other link posted here in the first place was the original YouTube abt the beauty queen who feels Americans don't have enough maps. The retarded commentary about her on YouTube now would maek the base for a grate article. Agent of teh Cabal 05:56, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

Ron Mexico

Græt success! Google top 10 y'all! --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 11:47, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

TOW confirms it

19:31, 27 August 2007 Fred Bauder (Talk | contribs) blocked "Miltopia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Turns out he was a sock of Blu Aardvark)

I'm currently lol'ing my ass off. --Blu Aardvark 15:12, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

Incoming DevianTART lulz

Found something on the Ripping Forum that may or may not develop lulz depending on how wound up people get. 

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/rips/907818/

Best so far "thanks well i have emailed youtube saying that if the video is not removed in 24 hours i shall take this story to the news" - Child_Of_The_Rose

--Cluckyx 16:08, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

Maybe they shouldn't check the list of wanted articles after all...

Action item #2 at this page sends new guys to the list of pages that have multiple links but no articles... During this cleanup-happy time maybe that (and a few other guidelines) should be struck-out for a moment, to keep people from trying to write "Mecha-Hitler". --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:16, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

  • While you probably already know this, that's automatically generated and the only way we can change what's on it is by manually removing links from every article a link is in. However, if you wrote an article about the meme of Mecha Hitler (see Encyclopedia Dramatica:About) and not a shitty, Unfunnypedia quality article about Mecha Hitler, that would almost certainly be worth keeping. --WM 10:25, 28 August 2007 (CDT)
    • I'm just saying that as a recommendation for newcomers who want to help, it should probably be removed or temporary strike-through. Sadly, though, I'm a sucker for a challenge and I can't think of anything harder to pull off than a Mecha Hitler article, and probably won't sleep until I write a worthy contender. Damn you, but not in that way. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   08:17, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

Mecha-Hitler and related Faggotry

In the future plox to be asking me or another meme-ionado like Jawsome about the history and/or worthiness of a meme. Again, just cos it's an old, forced or shit meme destined for meme heaven before the year is out, doesn't mean you should delete it. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 12:07, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

  • PS Deletion PROTIP: Don't delete anything that is the #1 hit when you put it in The Google.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 13:01, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

        • I did a partial rewrite of Chuck Norris about two weeks ago (feels like it's been a lot longer...), trying to keep a lot of the old crap that was in there like the world net daily quotes just to be careful. I'll probably trim it down and polish it up today. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   14:51, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

This has {{potential}}!

I want to sucksss your dicksss!
I want to sucksss your dicksss!

http://agonvenna.deviantart.com/journal/14168288/

Just another furfag. But here's the catch: She thinks she's a fucking snake and types all s's three times, to replicate hissing and talks about biting you with her venomous fangs

AgonVenna

There's the rough beginnings of the page. She's new, so there isn't a lot of material but hopefully more will arise with sustained trolling.

-Speaking of which, what the fuck is happening with the devianTART section? There are many missing pages including the ones of the fucktards related to the overpainting scandal and the one for Olympic dames and Ladyjafaria. EVERYDAY SHALL BE CATURDAY 00:02, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

  • The shitty articles are being baleeted If you wanna remake the articles go ahead, but as long as you remake them GOOD. Ladyjafaria did have some amazing potential, but that article was a godawful clusterfuck of abysmal. ♥MissEchelon 07:23, 29 August 2007 (CDT)
  • If you want an article restored in order to work on it, just let me know and I will. But in most cases with these it is the same "X MAKES SHITTY ART AND IS STINKY HERE IS A GALLERY" template, so it probably better to start from scratch. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:35, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

We're aiming, I think for a sleeker, more lulz-filled DA section. Sure DA is packed with losers. But it takes a truly fail pathetic individual to bring lulz strong enough for ED. "Just another furfag" won't cut it. --Philaster 13:11, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

    • this is begging for a cobracommander troll lol --Theburk 00:17, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

In Communist China, The Internets Browses YOU!

Oh shi...e-cheese it...it's the e-law!
Oh shi...e-cheese it...it's the e-law!

Cartoon police officers are to appear in "pop-up" warnings on the internet every half hour to warn Chinese users that they must steer clear of unapproved websites.

As the country prepares for its landmark five-yearly Communist Party Congress in October, human rights groups said the authorities are exerting even greater pressure on freedom of speech.

Officials stress that "Jing" and "Cha", its two "internet cops" named after the two characters that make up the Chinese word for "police", are on the look out for criminal activity. "They will be on the watch for websites that incite secession, promote superstition, gambling and fraud," an official told the China Daily newspaper. "Secession" refers to support for an independent Tibet or Taiwan.

A second official said it was important to wipe out information that "disrupts social stability", a catch-all phrase often used to refer to emails, bulletin boards and blogs that challenge the political status quo.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 20:57, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

•Cha is cute, and built like a brick teahouse. Plymouth Belvedere 00:30, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

Is this proof a person is a furry despite them denying it?

Let's say someone hypothetically has an obvious fursona name and yet claims not to be a furry and so we all believed him and yet he snuck back on Wikipedia Review after being banned and of all the names he could choose, he chose a fursona, norsemoose. ED, tell me, does this indicate proof that said hypothetical user is a furry? Dir en grey 10:59, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Fortune: Outlook fuzzy. .... whoa. deep. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   17:54, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

Let's say someone hypothetically got banned from a website and we all believed that he was gone and yet he snuck back on Encyclopedia Dramatica after being banned and of all the things he could do, he chose to repeat the same obsessive nonsense as before. ED, tell me, does this indicate proof that said hypothetical user is a loser? Lateral 20:09, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

New Extensions

First one is randomimage. The syntax for this is <randomimage>CAPTION</randomimage> or just <randomimage /> for no caption. <randomimage>Second evar use of random image</randomimage>.

<imagemap> Image:Lover of mudkips.jpeg|right

poly 100 114 92 121 92 129 93 134 91 138 86 136 80 134 76 138 75 147 75 154 76 158 76 163 79 169 82 170 84 170 88 172 94 171 97 171 99 171 102 171 107 171 110 171 110 166 111 163 117 161 121 157 116 150 112 147 109 141 109 135 110 128 107 121 106 118 Mudkips poly 153 5 139 35 134 48 140 72 154 91 165 113 179 116 194 106 208 91 221 78 226 62 238 48 246 29 252 27 243 1 155 1 Chav

desc none </imagemap>

Second one is ImageMap, which I recommend using in conjunction with this extremely --Wilds 21:45, 16 September 2007 (CDT)awesome tool.

See image to the right. This was made with the tool. Hover over his head and tatt.

Third one is EasyTimeline. It is really fucked up at first when creating the timeline, but once created it's easier to manage shit.

You guys are smart, someone will master this shit. This can be used for some lulz.

The fourth new extension is ParserFunctions. Me explaining it won't make much difference, you either know how2parse or you don't. But it is pretty nifty for some of the really fancy templates on TOW.

Number five is SyntaxHighlight_GeSHi. I don't know exactly what this is but if you get it you get it if you don't you don't.

The last new one (which hasn't been enabled yet) is DPL which can be used to get information from the site and can also work as a much much much much much better version of search. (Lol mediawiki search.) --Sheneequa • Talk 18:57, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

Kill My Template

Did I commit a unforgivable sin when I created Template:Orphan without consulting the TJC?

Orphaned articles are for the most part unforgivable shit. Yet some have potental, created by users with one spark of genus in a otherwise sad and pathetic excuse for a life. Tagging them with the {{shit}} and {{baleetplz}} templates can help, but for articles that have some hope {{Orphan}} can be used.

Or it can be used to encourage vandalism and deletion. Whatever works.

What does the TJC say?--Joeblow9000 12:43, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I think its fine. We can find orphans via Special:Lonelypages, but the template works as well. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 13:37, 31 August 2007 (CDT)
    • I'd just be selective, save it for good articles that suffer from orphanism(?) rather than any old unlinked-to article. That may have been your intent all along, Joe, but I wasn't sure. :) --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   14:05, 31 August 2007 (CDT)
      • I check the Orphaned Pages every day and alert the creators of their mistake on the talk pages, the template isn't really useful in my opinion because they usually fix it, and also, once the Orphan is fixed, many a dumbass will forget to take the template off. I vote for baleetion. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   17:38, 2 September 2007 (CDT)

Christianity not just for Dongs anymore?

Out of curiosity how long has the Christianity article been on lock down and is there any possibility of having it lifted so that Baptist may be merged with said article to provide more central lulz? One year seems a bit excessive for Christ trolls and the article is filled with dead red links of gehi and the article seems like it could use an overhaul among other improvements. -=- Phobos

  • Oh, it hasn't been protected for very long, only OVER A YEAR. LOL. Unprotected. Have at it. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:16, 31 August 2007 (CDT)
    • I must know, am I doing Christianity right? Or should I rewrite and purge. Plz advz. -=- Phobos
      • fyi christ is lord, repent etc --Blargh 11:37, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

God Hates Fags

Madeleine McCann

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 16:30, 7 September 2007 (CDT)

an hero flash

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/397879 somewhat lulzy...could this possibly be put on the an hero article? —The preceding comment was added by Clocking, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

SADDAM AND OSAMA

Thank you, internet. Leam 18:45, 4 September 2007 (CDT)

AoTN

  • There is no article of the now set for tomorrow, does anyone have a suggestion? otherwise we're buggered --Entropy 10:00, 5 September 2007 (CDT)
    • September 6th is the 2nd anniversary of the day than LJ killer Skulz killed. I'm biased. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   14:42, 5 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Entropy: On my userpage I have a section where I place articles which could be called upon for AotN in a pinch. Aghar: I love what you did with that article. It is just ... 2 years old. :/ KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:33, 5 September 2007 (CDT)

DISNEY NUDE

the vanessa hudgens nudes have leaked - Disney Forums closed by e/b/aums

Neeeds Work AOTN?

Vanessa Hudgens —The preceding comment was added by Zenophile808, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

That is elyuels. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 21:06, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

  • It's what? (Maybe a corruption of lol?) --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:59, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

hell0 me ol' mukka - btw what is elyuels? ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ►

  • Hai2u Zeno, me old china plate. Good to see you back on the block.

Elyuels? I put el oh el in the Internet Hate Machine and that's what came out. Methinks it's low on toner.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 13:56, 7 September 2007 (CDT)

An user

http://www.google.com/support/jotspot/bin/answer.py?answer=63974&topic=10964 --Htr 11:07, 6 September 2007 (CDT)

Finally, a candidate we can respect

Just a stub, but feel free to carry on! I've got to run! --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 09:45, 7 September 2007 (CDT)

The schlong lost relative of swap.avi?

The hit counter on the site is only 100something, so i don't think this is that well known yet...

http://2girls1cup.com/ Salambo 19:33, 7 September 2007 (CDT)

AHH OH GOD MY EYES Sorbitol 21:39, 8 September 2007 (CDT)

  • I swear to god I will learn how to un-see this, and share it with the rest of you. Wish me luck.--Joeblow9000 18:03, 10 September 2007 (CDT)

HEY

Talk:Nedm#Overhaul Pls attend to. --Sheneequa • Talk 19:25, 8 September 2007 (CDT)

  • I will get to this lawl. -=- Phobos

account creation probs

For verification of humanity when creating an account, "enter the words that appear below in the box" can't be done as no word or letters are shown, box is empty. Is this a bug or can't I create another account/ is account creation disabled?Crazymadsylvia 17:40, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

  • CAPTCHA is currently broken. It's a known issue, but we haven't been able to get it fixed yet. Currently, you can't create another account, and as CAPTCHA is not functioning, neither can sysops. It should be fixed sooner or later. --Blu Aardvark 17:43, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

Wikipedia Porn

Wikipedia Porn needs moar Wikipedia porn. Sorbitol 17:48, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

/b/-tard and failed school shooter of the day

Trey Burba

EXIF data FTW. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:53, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

NEDM

I gave NEDM a huge overhaul, please be adding pictures, youtubes, and feedback plz. -=- Phobos

  • Muy caliente. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   17:02, 12 September 2007 (CDT)
  • Fucking winner. This is how an article should be written. Can some sysop front page it? I'm mostly not here til Saturday. --Sheneequa • Talk 19:37, 12 September 2007 (CDT)
    • More reference to Coburn pls. --Sheneequa • Talk 19:46, 12 September 2007 (CDT)

She's a human is now a meme

Damn you, Internets. (ED and /b/ shares in the blame for this one.) --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   17:02, 12 September 2007 (CDT)

What happaned to the Djman6666 article?

Just kinda curious what happened to the the male version of LittleCloud? --Jericho 17:22 13th of September 2007 {EST}

I am a local southern Illinosian, and I am concern. I have a attitude of make it more babyish...

 
“ 		 
I am looking for a couple of women that would enjoy diapering me. And making me poop in them and wear them 4 hours. Do you know of any?
  		„
 

—Knuffy
Knuffy...is that you?
Knuffy...is that you?

ENFIELD, NH – A Vermont man sent photos of himself in a diaper to the cell phone of a local teen he did not know, according to police.

Lawrence Robarge, 48, is charged with stalking and harassment. Police said he could face additional charges for exposing a minor to harm.

 
“ 		 
This person had quite a different sexual fetish.
  		„
 

—The Man

Photographs of a diapered Robarge, along with vulgar messages, were sent on Sept. 5 to the teen's cell phone. The next day, she reported the incident to police. She does not know Robarge.

 
“ 		 
It appears he was just randomly dialing some numbers.
  		„
 

—The Man

According to a police affidavit, the teen received three text messages from a number she did not recognize. The first told her the caller sent her a picture that she could access on www.uscellular.com/pics and provided a code to use to view it.

The messages upset the teen, police said, who sent a text message back to him saying:


 
“ 		 
Gross old man. Leave me alone.
  		„
 

—Loli

--& 15:05, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

Facepalm

Bisexual 'reality' show offers date with Tila Tequila. --& 15:49, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

Sometimes, just when I think I've reached the end of the internet ...

He can touch his kneecaps. Not worth an article, tho... --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   01:12, 14 September 2007 (CDT)

DEVO had a song about people like this.

i had the body of a two and a half year old baby
i had the brain of a man
i used to play underneath my momma's skirts all day
i parked my car in her garage
she didn't know I was a midget...

--Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 16:22, 16 September 2007 (CDT)

Tom Serson

oh nos! Weatherman 13:35, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
  • I'mma go commit suicide right now as to avoid the coming e-war -=- Phobos
    • Do this.--Joeblow9000 03:05, 16 September 2007 (CDT)
      • lol what a fucking retard, EPIC BACKFIRE GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO -BURK

Scary Naked Gay Men

These drawings are by some guy named Steve MacIsaac and I think that they are some of the most hilarious examples of gay erotica that I have ever seen. Unfortunately, I don't think that Steve is famous enough to warrant an article.

What do you guys think?

You can find his work here and here. --Wilds 21:45, 16 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Yes he warrants an article. --Sheneequa • Talk 21:53, 16 September 2007 (CDT)

Well, here you go:Steve MacIsaac. I'll add more to it when I'm not so tired. --Wilds 02:52, 18 September 2007 (CDT)

Article of the now

Yo yo ED, hearties @ you.

Anywho I saw that we had a naked front page today. So let's try to always keep about a week ahead if we can kk?

These were recommended to me by the loyal staff of #ed:

Review and act accordingly pls. --Sheneequa • Talk 18:32, 17 September 2007 (CDT)

  • 19 yr old Wikipedo Ryulong could also be asking for it pretty soon. --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 18:58, 17 September 2007 (CDT)
  • Aren't those two memes old and failed? Trey was the one I was going to put up right before I noticed Chris Crocker ALL OVER THE INTERNET. Goth is good, I hadn't ever read WickedPrincess. In terms of historic shit, we could ALWAYS do FYIAD. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 19:50, 17 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Failed memes can still be lol if we just mention that they failed in the article. As for old memes no shit we have them all over the place. and if we haven't front paged FYIAD which I think we have, then by all means. --Sheneequa • Talk 19:55, 17 September 2007 (CDT)
    • FYIAD is one of my favorites. Sheer simplicity. Not every AOTN has to be about some big deal fail. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   09:30, 18 September 2007 (CDT)

Others I like, none have been AotN:

Plz comment. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 20:15, 17 September 2007 (CDT)

    • I think Urd-chan would be cool! --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 00:38, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
      • Good lord I've just noticed Aeverine Nieves. That is a messed up person. This is pretty damn hilarious/retarded. Check out his/her side-business selling Indiana Colts merchandise, or some of the Youtube "newscasts." --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 00:38, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
        • Aeverine has caused problems before (DMCA). I think a couple of users think that just because 1 month protection has expired, it means they can re-up all their old jokes. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   07:58, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Shit, Prokofy hasn't been an AotN yet? Do her, she may try to sue us like she did Petey and the Second Life Safari. THERE IS NO MISSECHELON, ONLY ZUUL 01:02, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
      • Profoky has the potential to generate more drama indeed. -=- Phobos

Hentai is now front page quality. Just if you front page it make sure the image is clean but appropriate, like the angry horse. --Sheneequa • Talk 00:07, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

  • Fuck yeah!!1 --Jericho 15:58 19 September 2007 {EST}

? AoTN ?

How about Rational Response Squad ??? - bunch of idiots...maybe needs more attention...Blargh is onto it if some other s jumped in it would be good (one reason for posting it hear but also AoTN would be good) ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 20:10, 26 September 2007 (CDT)

  • It is a bit disorganized right now, I totally think it has that AotN gleam. GET ON IT BLARGH. HATE THOSE ATHEISTS. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 20:32, 26 September 2007 (CDT)

Feedback on the hentai page?

I revamped it, gave it a new look and plenty of pics, so is it yay or gay? --Jericho 5:44 18 September 2007 {EST}

  • It's yay. I'll add a section on Mahjongg Arcade Hentai later today. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   09:32, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
    Wouldnt mind adding a genre on rape spider and straight shotacon and thanks. I felt like i was handling somthing deliecate because it is one of Ed's most looked at pages and one of its oldest. --Jericho 15:58 19 September 2007 {EST}

The CCSU (aka ED State University?) Recorder At It Again.

Remember this gem about how rape is magical? Well they're at it again.

Also...this dude is suing God. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 18:11, 18 September 2007 (CDT)

  • ED, as always, times out when loading large files and refreshing makes ED start over from the beginning. That polydongs picture won't go more than 1/3rd the way and the news article doesn't have the comic and google can't find it. Do you know where they might have it to view the whole comic not just a small bit at the top before ED times out? Ritegroic 18:59, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
    • Here's the pdf. The cartoon is near the bottom. As for the image loading problem, you may be able to tweak file viewing settings in your preferences.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 19:57, 18 September 2007 (CDT)

== Dungeons_&_Dragons ==

Is it just me or does the above link take you to BDSM? Myabe the page should be renamed to Dungeons_and_DragonsDramaJason 00:00, 19 September 2007 (CDT) disregard I suck cocks DramaJason 00:07, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

What do I change in my preferences? Ritegroic 15:13, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

Well that was their September 19th issue and not the September 12th issue, which has the comic. The september 19th issue has something about people proesting the Habbo raids on the front page, though I didn't read it. Ritegroic 20:58, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

The Peking Duck is to die for...

From the tubes:

Beijing (CHINA) — Chinese police were searching Monday for a man suspected of intentionally setting off explosives at a restaurant where he had invited dozens of guests, killing nine people and injuring 25, a police statement said.

The man from Wenjiashi township in Hunan's Liuyang city allegedly told guests he wanted to treat them to dinner and apologize for a local village dispute, which involved "family matters," the statement said. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 00:26, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

Spice up OJ for Article of the Now?

'Cause he's back! SixhundredSixtySix 13:40, 19 September 2007 (CDT)

This graph is awesome

Once again, we win the internets. --Blu Aardvark 22:08, 20 September 2007 (CDT)

lol I bet uncyclofaggya is gonn be so pissed about this.--Kirbytime 19:35, 23 September 2007 (CDT)

Raukue Undertaking

I'm going to put my OL seduction abilities to the test and proposition Raukue under the guise of a 12 year-old Puerto Rican boy named Maxy, who lives in Amarillo, Texas. With any luck I can get him to 'meet' me at the Rick Husband Amarillo International Airport outside the main entrance on the 5th of November, 2007 at 5:30PM, holding a sign saying MAXY in bold black pen, where, with any luck, some volunteers could stand by with cameras and, say, a carton of eggs or something in preparation for a hilarious IRL troll.

Now, I will need confirmation that his e-mail address is raukue@hotmail.com - I will be contacting him over Windows Live Messenger via the address whip_smart@hotmail.com .

I also need someone to help me with a way I can approach him that won't sound utterly suspicious, and also another person [a] to 'befriend' him and casually recommend 'Maxy' as a young person that [a] knows who may want to talk to Raukue.

Anyone interested?

Truly, Partamai {ozo} —The preceding comment was added by Thistlebaby, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. (-- kinda)

Diamanda Galas

Hazchem.

I'm ruining the mystery of my last thread by posting this, but I suggest someone do an article on Diamanda Galas, the goffik soprano.

Tartar, Partamai —The preceding comment was added by Thistlebaby, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • Would you like fries with that? --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   11:26, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

Sit and spin, faggot temp. —The preceding comment was added by Thistlebaby, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

How not to request an account

Please consider updating Encyclopedia_Dramatica:How not to request an account with the material on Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:How_not_to_request_an_account|the talk page

  • TY SheniggerDramaJason 15:12, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

lol @ peabrain

peabrain is profoundly retarded --Blargh 11:40, 22 September 2007 (CDT) PS i have his pw still if anyone wants it

tl;dr owns British hyphenation

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=ZK3DEKIKJ0Y1RQFIQMGCFGGAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2007/09/21/nhyphen121.xml

--Htr 14:24, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

Lesbian article improvement

I've added media and writing to lesbian. Please provide feedback so I can improve the article further, hearties <333 -=- Phobos

Updates some wikipedo articles with new pending arbcom ruling?

TOW link Apparently MONGO, Sceptre, et al a whole bunch of butthurt fags are involved.--Kirbytime 20:07, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

Everyone here who gives a shit has seen them, but these are the juicier bits including pithy points from one of ED's own dear sys0ps and action they might want pieces of, including taking away Cyde's banhammer (Cyde seems most liekable since he banned a Slimvirgin puppet, and that ban is why *they* want to ban *him*). Agent of teh Cabal 10:36, 23 September 2007 (CDT)

Web site to troll mourning relatives and friends

http://www.roughtype.com/archives/2007/09/corpsegenerated.php

--Htr 10:37, 23 September 2007 (CDT)

who done dis

ED did West Philadelphia. --Theteleputty

  • LOL --Entropy 00:31, 26 September 2007 (CDT)

Blargh's House?

Google Earth finds Blargh's house.

Heil!.
Heil!.

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news story about it ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 21:59, 29 September 2007 (CDT)

oh noes

This man is threatening to call the FBI on us. Or something. It's hard to tell. The e-mail:
Encyclopedia Drammatica let me make this loud and clear for you. In 48 hours I am going to be reporting you to the Internet Exploitation and Online Protection Center unless all the material is removed. I am posting this on my list because I know for a fact the person doing it has a hidden alias on our boards. Let me explain to you what is going to happen once you are reported. You will be traced....then if it comes back you belong to a certain site that site could be shut down and eventually people that belong to those sites could also end up being in a lot of trouble for other offences I will not post them here. What will go into the report is how our organization has beyond a reasonable doubt that you virused a business domain. You also will be turned in for possibly having incriminating photography only because the site you host or belong to exploits places publicly unlike us who do not disclose locations therefore we are fully legal. I have asked very nicely as the material up is false and can be proven to be false such as the fake article about my friends death and how we were responsible which is very disturbing for his family to read. I am not a nice guy when I am pissed off you can bank on that...that if you push my buttons enough you will be my next project and manifesto. Its very simple remove the material in the next two days and I will forget that it ever was posted or leave it up there and have to deal with you being reported which from that point on will be out of my hands. People ask me what's up with that well its simple someone thinks its a big joke but often people who play big jokes online end up eventually getting in more trouble then they realize. Lets put it this way the feds are tightening down on a lot of crap going around the net even something as simple as that can eventually lead to problems for the person posting it. I have been tolerable most people have come to there senses and even formed friendships with me but there is still a couple people who are going around spray painting my name at locations... .exploiting me falsely on hate sites etc and all it takes is a push of a button to report it all pictures.... websites. ..addresses etc etc and well its your choice REMOVE the material peacefully and Ill play nice keep it up and will see who has the last laugh. Its 6pm as of now my report with its materials will be sent Saturday by 6pm if not removed just that simple. Thank you and have a nice day!
Lord Rick
Founder
--Philaster 15:36, 28 September 2007 (CDT)

  • The guy can go fuck himself, and he will probably try to, but I removed the two pictures of his child anyway. The pictures themselves weren't objectionable (though a caption was), but in the general ambiance of the day I think they increased the tension unnecessarily. Article is exactly as it was. --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 23:47, 28 September 2007 (CDT)
    • That's fine. All pictures were publicly available btw. I'd also love to know why he thinks we "virused" his domain. --Philaster 04:13, 29 September 2007 (CDT)

trolls template

noticed the "trolls" series template at the top of an article - moved it to the bottom. then saw it had been placed at the top of many articles.... imo templates such as these should be at the bottom of the article... dunno - but i think it looks stupid at the top...esp as it almost fills the screen of every article it is put at the top of. ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 21:56, 29 September 2007 (CDT)

lol britney

Britney Spears Has Lost Her Kids Posted Oct 1st 2007 3:45PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney Spears

TMZ has learned Britney Spears has lost physical custody of her kids.

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today, stating that Kevin Federline, the boys' father, "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court."

Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes. Sources say Federline's powerhouse lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan (left), raised the issue that Spears was driving without a valid California driver's license, something first reported by TMZ.

Story developing ... A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 16:45, 1 October 2007 (CDT)

MOAR WHORE NEWZ

FRAM: http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/03/why-britney-lost-custody-of-her-kids/

Why Britney Lost Custody of Her Kids Posted Oct 3rd 2007 10:59AM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started

We now know exactly what went down in court Monday when L.A .County Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon stripped Britney Spears of physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.

As we first reported, Britney didn't follow a number of conditions the Commish laid down. But sources tell us three factors were the last straws for Gordon.

Britney was supposed to sign a document that would have given the green light for a custody evaluator to conduct psychological evaluations. Commissioner Gordon ordered Spears to get the signed document to Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, by Monday at 10:00 AM or appear in court. She did neither.

- The judge ordered both Kevin and Britney to submit proof they had valid California driver's licenses and insurance. He also ordered that neither party drive with the children if they didn't have the proper license. Over the weekend, TMZ posted video of Spears driving with the kids in Malibu. She did not have a California license and still doesn't. The TMZ posting was discussed in court and the Commish was pissed off.

- The biggest reason for the change was Thursday night, Britney was at Sutra nightclub in Newport Beach. TMZ shot video inside the club. Various people say they saw her drinking alcohol after midnight. According to Gordon's order on Sept. 17, neither Britney nor K-Fed were allowed to consume alcohol within 12 hours of the time they obtained physical custody of the kids. We know Britney picked the children up at 12 noon on Friday, which means she would have violated Gordon's order.

In short, Gordon was ticked off that Britney thumbed her nose at the court. Stay tuned. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 16:12, 3 October 2007 (CDT)

lol Even MOAR

plz put me in teh whore article
plz put me in teh whore article

Crazy bitch yells at spears

Britney Spears was verbally attacked by a random woman on the street yesterday -- and lil' sister Jamie was not havin' it!

Britney and Jamie (and an army of photogs) were going to a sushi joint in Malibu when a brave woman came up to them and started shouting, "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! ... you're making the neighborhood unsafe!" The paps defended Spears by yelling at the woman, but then Jamie-Lynn stepped in and shouted in the woman's face, "Then move the f**k outta the neighborhood!"

The woman then tried to put her hands on Jamie, but Brit and her sis hurried into the restaurant. When it came time to leave, they snuck out the back door. The woman continued to scream at cameras, on a rant against Nicole Richie and Madonna as well. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 13:31, 8 October 2007 (CDT)

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