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Summary addition

How do I added summary? ~MiN3R

IRC

Did ED irc just die or is my computer infected with GRIDS? --Drunkenlazybastard 03:23, 10 July 2007 (CDT) *DISREGARD THAT THERE WERE JEWS IN THE TOOBS, ALL BETTER NAO --Drunkenlazybastard 03:35, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

    • Just kidding, seems our IRC is being Dos'd, halp plz :P --Drunkenlazybastard 03:40, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

MOAR LULZCAST!

It's fucking hilarious and we need moar! --{{User:CartoonDiablo/sig}} 10:06, 6 July 2007 (CDT)

Popups is working now for real

Mouseover previews. Mouseover diffs and history. INSTANT REVERT. It's here: ED:POPUPS. --Neurophyre 17:02, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

  • PS, any query.php based javascript crap should also work now. I think there are others. --Neurophyre 17:06, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
    • I <3 popups almost as I <3 mudkips. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 17:23, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
      • WERD! I'm sold. POPUPS is teh sex0ry!!!one --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish & MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 17:29, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
        • Im sold. Very cool. Nice job. Abdul 03:42, 2 July 2007 (CDT)

devianTART member deserving trollage.

Hay gaiz. Whilst perusing the Newest column on dA, I found: http://mobiusant.deviantart.com/ She does shitty pin-ups of herself. Lulz and trolling potential?

  • ED is not your personal army. --Blu Aardvark 04:28, 2 July 2007 (CDT)
    • It's not a personal thing. I just thought I'd mention some potential lulz. --Jewbot
      • Nothing is stopping you from getting the bandwagon from going. If it seems lulzy others will follow. Abdul 19:47, 2 July 2007 (CDT)
        • If you troll it, they will come Crakwhrrr 11:47, 3 July 2007 (CDT)
          • WWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY??? At least 10 pages of "self portraits";is she using her camera as mirror ? Socapex 09:01, 17 July 2007 (CDT)
  • I've got a spare troll account. I'll see if I can be bothered... Sendinsometanks 18:29, 18 July 2007 (CDT)

Halp plz

So I have an idea for an article on an incredibly huge lol-cow. In fact, he's so huge and there's so much stuff out there that I need some advice on how to get started, and how to go about this whole thing, since I'm new. It's no personal issue; just for the lulz. I ran across this guy on the internet years ago just by doing a google search and I just check up on him occasionally because he's such a reliable source of lulz. There are also some complicating factors: dox, n00ds, and that he's almost sure to either vandalize his article, try to go to internet court, thus generating more lulz that will have to be recorded immediately. Any help anyone can give would be greatly appreciated.--Philaster 15:10, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

Wait so this is RMD? --Lateral 15:16, 3 July 2007 (CDT)
  • What's that?--Philaster 15:22, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

Also, I don't use myspace, so what I could really really use is someone who does to help me out and friend this guy. A lot of lulz are on his friend-only blog from what I've read on other sites. If anyone wants to help plz leave a message on my talk page.--Philaster 17:16, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

Uneditable bullshit

Hey...mods...get on this shit "Groovr" they totally hacked your floppiez

  • What the fuck are you on about? --Blu Aardvark 18:30, 3 July 2007 (CDT)
  • I don't know why but Girlvinyl made it so it stays. --Entropy 08:08, 4 July 2007 (CDT)
  • It's a site sponsor, according to the edit history. Monies! --Aleister 16:52, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

PlyBel In Trouble!

Hey, nukkas? Since when does PlyBel need a registered pimp name to get on #ed? Plz rgstr me nick fgrts.--Plymouth Belvedere

  • register your own nick, fgt. /msg nickserv register password. It's that easy. (#ed is no longer mode +R, so you shouldn't have a problem anymoar regardless). --Blu Aardvark 06:49, 4 July 2007 (CDT)
    • Note on the above: where I said password, actually put in a password, not just "password". Unless you want to be ghosted into oblivion. --Blu Aardvark 06:53, 4 July 2007 (CDT)
      • You need an email address too, iirc-Ketthe KangaJew 07:03, 4 July 2007 (CDT)

Thanks, Blu Aardvark and KangaJew -- Plymouth Belvedere

Angry Boyfriend LOL

User:Scrapegraced is adding bullshit to the article lime-lips, it is her boyfriend Ben Fowler. He is just a vandal at the moment but I see a revert war coming. Nothing he has done yet is even worthy of a revert. 

(8:36:57 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: WHAT THE FUCK!!
(8:40:26 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: That's fucking pathetic
(8:40:29 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: You've gone TOO far
(8:40:40 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: If you want some enjoyment, go fucking jerk off
(8:40:53 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: Don't try to destroy the life of someone who has done NOTHING to you
(8:48:04 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: Please delete that page, it's nothing but slander
(8:48:29 PM) I see a world where kings nor queens but chips are in command: and grow the fuck up you fucking child

That was him crying last night about bullshit. --Kintaro 08:08, 4 July 2007 (CDT)

--- He fucking reverted this image like a pussy. I had to put it back, this is annoying. --Kintaro 08:17, 4 July 2007 (CDT)

Once again he has acted like a faggot. Thankfully someone cleaned up after him. --Kintaro 10:06, 4 July 2007 (CDT)

TheNextLevelGuitar

lol, this is the most prolific example of fake subscribers I've ever seen, Audreynoland eat your heart out. --Entropy 02:49, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

Pwned Redirect

Someone moved Pwned to Pwnt. I have no opinion where it should be. Should it be reverted? If so I can do that. Should it be left alone? If so I'll fix all the double redirects that created. --WM 11:24, 6 July 2007 (CDT)

  • It is a matter of personal taste -- I find pwnt more appealing, but holy shit that is a lot of double redirects. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 11:38, 6 July 2007 (CDT)

Hey I got g-lined from ED IRC

Just wondering why and if it will be banned or not. Nihilanth 23:41, 7 July 2007 (CDT)

  • Your ban will be lifted when RedMachineD's is. --Lateral 02:19, 8 July 2007 (CDT)
  • I'M GLAD YOU GOT BANNED, CUNT --Blargh 02:46, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

IRC: SERIOUS BUSINESS! 

[11:42:02] [ajt] would it sting if I were to say that I hate each and every one of you?
[11:42:20] [Nihilanth] http://rackjite.com/serendipity/archives/377-Christopher-Hitchens-Cause-to-Accept-Jesus.html\
[11:42:22] [Nihilanth] http://rackjite.com/serendipity/archives/377-Christopher-Hitchens-Cause-to-Accept-Jesus.html
[11:42:26] [Nihilanth] ajt - who gives a fuck waht you think
[11:42:36] [ajt] hrm this is a valid point
[11:42:51] [ajt] also I dont think I like you, do you give a fuck about that?
[11:42:59] [cirrus] ajt: i would cut and cry and listen to linkin park until the wee hours of the morning
[11:43:10] [ajt] Nihilanth: answer the question
[11:43:11] [@januszeal] cirrus:
[11:43:14] [@januszeal] i need your help
[11:43:16] [Nihilanth] I did
[11:43:18] [Nihilanth] Idont give a fuck
[11:43:20] [@januszeal] eppigy died
[11:43:22] [cirrus] januszeal: shoot
[11:43:28] [@januszeal] cirrus: query
[11:43:38] * Attempting to rejoin channel #ed
[11:43:46] * Disconnected

Note: Who the hell is ajt? I had also just woken up and was slightly hung over. Nihilanth 11:24, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

Oh, he's just some guy. NOBODY SPECIAL. --WM 11:43, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

Whoops! Nihilanth 23:47, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

  • Lulz. Should've thought better... ~MiN3R

lol furries

FYI we have SokiTwopaw and his butt buddy spex in #ed. We already had a lulzy ARBCHAT for spex. Come in and share the lulz. get on irc fgt A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 02:17, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

Soki Wants Arbchat

SokiTwopaw would like an arbchat regarding his personal info on ED. Can someone schedule this please? --Blargh 02:43, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

  • Also, someone unban his IP (66.189.210.173) so we can have him communicate on here. --Blargh 02:44, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

Funnelgirl missing

The link appears to be broken, which means that people who come here to read up and view her precious video are being disappointed. Does anyone have a mirror? KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 12:59, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

k Shii 17:16, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

Series

HAY U GAYS, when you create a series, please FUCKING ADD IT TO THE SERIES TEMPLATE. <3 KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 14:31, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

Furries are going to raid PETA SL HQ, lol

Also, PETA has an SL HQ.

http://community.livejournal.com/secondlife_furs/49544.html

Leam 18:29, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

    • Under the semen-stained flag of Otterland, no doubt. Leam 02:28, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

Don't get the joke? Maybe you're too old.

ODB IRL
ODB IRL

From: Old folks need funny bone replacement surgery.

Encyclopedia Dramatica having it's own Ventrilo Server?

Hay Guys. I was wondering who'd be interested in a Ventrilo Server. I'd be willing to pay for hosting and setting it all. I just want to see if anyone's interested first. If enough of you guys are interested, I'll start looking up server costs and such. Even at times, I doubt that a 50 man server wouldn't be that small. Let me here your input though guys. Son Kevin 17:45, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

  • Eh, I prefer ED irc as it ruduces faggotry, and spares me from all the linkin park you fags listen to. I might pop on if it goes live, maybe. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 17:48, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

Need to rewrite a MTF article

This hoe Carlo$ ¢UNT iThink it's a lulz cow waiting to be milked till the farmer wakes up one morning loads up his shoutgun then TL;DR. for real though troll it then rewrite it plz.

Spoilers of the NAO

SO, Rape_Spider and I were talking about how it would be win to have rotating spoilers when the Harry Potter article becomes Article of the Now. If YOU want to create a spoiler for July 19th or 20th, please go here and follow the directions. The spoilers will rotate each hour, so we need 48 for those two days. Let me know if you have questions. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:19, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

Your Childhood Heroes Under Attack

The Commission for Racial Equality has called for the comic hero's adventure "Tintin in the Congo" to be banned.

A spokesman said: 'This book contains imagery and words of hideous racial prejudice, where the "savage natives" look like monkeys and talk like imbeciles.'

O rly?
O rly?

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 13:54, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

  • Lol wut, when i was ein young lad i recived "Tintin in the land of the Soviets" its full of fat captlist lies and shameful untruths about comrade Stalin. Adjective Noun 03:10, 14 July 2007 (CDT)
  • Bastards! That's one of liek the two Tin-Tin books I never read as a wee lad. The rivers shall run red with their blood! --Drunkenlazybastard 02:42, 15 July 2007 (CDT)

Harro

Hai ED. This is just an FYI that I'm still alive, but I probably won't be able to update/do sysop responsibilities as often as I should, so I'm letting y'all know you can take me off the list of sysops, as I'm sure there are better EDiots who can bring in teh lulz more often than I can. --GayStation2 16:02, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Dykepals

Dykepals link to Dykepals.com is dead. Probably just temporary so I didn't touch the page but, WHAT IS THE IRC NETWORK THE CHANNEL IS ON?

WHICH ASSHOLE LOCKED MY USER PAGE

UNLOCK SHIT NOW CAUSE FUCK YOU FAGGOT NIGGERS AND GO SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK YOU ASSHOLES!!!!1!!!!11!!!1111111111111!111!!11!!1 22:29, 17 July 2007 (CDT)

LJ Is Gonna Delete Fandom Pedos Pr0n!

http://community.livejournal.com/lj_biz/241182.html http://community.livejournal.com/lj_biz/241428.html

This may not seem all that impressive right now, but wait until HP fandom wakes up after fleeing spoilers. It's gonna be The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007 all over again.

How to refute that User:Slimv equals Sapphire Place's Slim V?

The names of two of the characters in this short story are bizarrely coincidental:

http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/doubledate1.html

Do you know how to refute that? --Htr 22:49, 21 July 2007 (CDT)

RAINBOWZRAINBOWZRAINBOWZRAINBOWZRAINBOWZRAINBOWZRAINBOWZ

HAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATEHAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATEHAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATEHAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATEHAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATEHAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATEHAY GUYZ IS THIS ANOTHER RAINBOW TEMPLATE
{{rainbowH|whatever}} KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 17:32, 23 July 2007 (CDT)
  • Rainbows are for fags --Entropy 06:32, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
  • God damn you faggots, stop hogging all the rainbows and let me enjoy my skittles in peace. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 23:20, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

Pedo's? In my ED?

Oh hai guyz. Could someone give me a 2nd opinion please? I think that the selective editing on the Ourfancy article all seems to be deliberately attempting to erase my contention that it's a pedo hunting ground. Can anyone confirm/deny my suspicions? Crakwhrrr 03:31, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

    • Disregard - I found evidence, even online confessions of pedophilia. Am writing them into something suitable and looking for some pictures and then I'll finish the article. Crakwhrrr 08:00, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

Hay guys, big favor plz

This guy right here:[1] We have a history of IRL hatred.

He writes the shittiest poetry and takes rly boring and standardized wildlife pictars, downloads cheap, hands-off programs like gimp and terragen to make "orginal art," and is just an all around arrogant fucktard. He's all about "Oh, I'm so self concious about my poetry" and then some jackoff is liek, "oh your poetry is so moving, you have such a grasp of the english language."


Here is a sample of his mastery in case you don't click on links:

I cant get you off my mind,

And its driving me insane,

The kiss I’ve never had,

Embrace its been years since I’ve felt,

The love I’ve never experienced,

I cant get you out of my head,

And you’re driving me insane,

The life,

The love,

The muse I’ve always wanted,

I can’t get you off my mind,

Whether you’re near or far away,

I can’t get you out of my head,

No matter how many years pass us,

I can’t get you off my mind.


Omg, It's so blocky and symmetrical so it must be good. So anyway, Ima formualting a plan of attack, and I would really appreciate some help/input. ~Subzan 05:49, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

  • ED isn't your personal army. Who the fuck are you anyways? --Blargh 05:51, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
    • Yah, I knew you'd say that. Anyway, I'm not commanding EVARY1 ON THIS FOCKING SITE TO SPAM HIM RITE NAU!!!!1!!11! I'm just asking for help in ripping to piecies because I need a level of plausible deniability because I know him IRL. We're not friends, I just know him because he went to my school, graduated early 1 year early and went to the JC, where he has been for 4 years. That extra year really fuckin paid off you dumbass, where are you headed in life?With regards to the 2nd thing, I'm just this guy, y'know? ~Subzan 06:14, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
      • Knowing him IRL should make it even funnier. It sounds like you are suffering from Pre-Dramatic Stress Disorder, basically the thought of all the drama you will be creating with trolling this guy is scaring you from actually doing it. Either that or your a fucking pussy who is scared of a guy that writes poetry. Hugs. Crakwhrrr 06:28, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
        • Dammit Ur right! I gotta take control a rape him out the focking mouth! TO ANYONE INTERESTED:Plz be on the lookout for the page, need to gather info and pwnage. ~Subzan 06:31, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
  • If you want something done around ED you have to do it yourself, harsh truth. --Entropy 06:34, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

ED needs a new series

ED has serieses like deviantart, furfags, livejournal, etc. ED needs a series on transgender people. Not a category, but one of those template boxes. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 16:49, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

  • We need less series, fuck. But seriously, how many articles do we have on trannies? Kelly Martin, Rebecca, the typical stuff from {{lezz}}; what else? If you want a new template, feel free to create one, though. --Blu Aardvark 22:46, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
    • There's more than that. I had Boy Shakira sitting in needed forever and then I made some stub. The article really needs work and it might be deleted but the subject has potential. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 09:23, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

Super-sick

Thought this kind of sick shit only happened in scat-crazed territories. The potty dance wtf! There's even a special plastic accessory, apparently the red one that looks like a turd from a bleeding anus makes the computer link to the potty dance site.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 09:13, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

Fox does a report on 4chan

Fox 11 LA did a report on 4chan EPIC LULZ http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=3894628&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1 please like make a front page article about it or some shit

  • Fox is currently SEAKING anonymous. Even with a dog! *yip*

INTERNET HATE MACHINE--Plymouth Belvedere 23:19, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

LNN suggestion: Fox investigates 4chan

4chan is a "secret web site" and a "gang of hackers": http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=642115294236A10551E8E0DC881A285D?contentId=3894628&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1 Zaku 14:42, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

EDIT: And crap; it's already been found. Never mind.

irc

Is ED IRC dead? i can't get on the server :( -Cirrus 16:35, 27 July 2007 (CDT)


It died on me last night, too. I never know WTF is going on around here.--Plymouth Belvedere 23:22, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

irc.encyclopediadramatica.com use no other address. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:03, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

IMDb template/category

If someone could help me round up all the articles about IMDb users/boards/drama, I'd appreciate it. It'd be good to get them all listed in one place, especially since so many of them are full of fail. If it's all right I'm going to put together a series template, and I'd like there to be an IMDb category as well (not sure how that all works together). Thanks u guise. Dianoga 23:20, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

Fred Bauder's Water Raid

I implore you all to help me out at the first Fred Bauder's Water Raidfest.^^ 06:40, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

I'm too lazy to bother going to /b/ to get some good, nasty shock images, so maybe some of you could help.^^ 06:43, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

Sheneequa gets off her ass and does something

I got off my lazy ass and tried to kick my meth addiction and wrote my first article in pretty much forever. It's at Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?. The reason there is random piping was as a reference to the original article's adlinks. If this is stupid and unfunny then lemme know.

The image overkill was after I added an image and it moved just a couple quotes over so I had to add images all over. If anyone knows how to fix this lemme know.

Also the last major thing the article needs is some feedback from the original website. There's 10 pages of comments I didn't really feel like going through but I was told that they are pretty lol too. So someone please feel free to add some of them or at least link me to them.

Also I'm a bit rusty at article writing so can I get some review?

--Sheneequa • Talk 10:06, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

A+++! You should rite MOAR often.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 11:11, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

iawtc, A+++. :D we need MOAR for truly epic lulz. Image:Littlemudkip.gif  janus zeal    desu    contribs  Image:Littlemudkip.gif


Sheneequa: I experienced a corruption of LOL meaning
Laugh
Out
Loud
It may have actually been

Though, who knows? I just heard about this stuff on the news.

The article is written well. I didn't see any problems. It just needs more content. Also, I don't know if this is just a Safari problem, but the {{quote}} template with image sidebars kind of freaks out, and the quote ends up behind the image sidebar. I may just be a macfag.

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