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Hawking in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

lol

--Drunkenlazybastard 02:08, 27 April 2007 (UTC)Drunkenlazybastard

Dance! Online makes you pay for Nigra Power

Acclaim decided that making you pay to be a nigra was a good idea in their newest crapfest Dance! Online.

...Dance Floor's closed?

See this unfunny blog entry Also Dance! Online website

Hai Gays

The dreamgirl of Annie-may world.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 17:39, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Wanted pages?

Special:Wantedpages appears to be broken. Has it always been so, and is this fixable? Clapaucius 23:25, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

I bitched about this at least 100 years ago and never got an answer. At one point it was working; I didn'y know it was down again. I'll dig around cos I managed to fix a similar templates problem once.

Currently I'm getting this:

Database error From Encyclopedia Dramatica A database query syntax error has occurred. This may indicate a bug in the software. The last attempted database query was:

(SQL query hidden)

from within function "". MySQL returned error "3: Error writing file '/var/tmp/MYy7jFx5' (Errcode: 28) (localhost)".

--Fish & Mudkips 18:22, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Cool, thanks for the heads up! Plz make ED work again for grape justice, but take your time :-) Clapaucius 18:44, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Meme Art... In my pizza place?

The other day, I went to my favorite pizza place, The Tomato, with a friend to find that someone had drawn some new grafitti on the walls. Artistic expression is pretty common at this joint; people have been doodling all over it for years. But now this restuarant, along with just about half of everything else good in Denton, the city I live in, is getting bulldozed to put in a CVS, a couple fast food places and a parking lot. There were these panels that people had drawn murals on on the eastern wall of the downstairs portion of the restaurant. But because of their impending eviction, they removed the panels, probably to take them where ever they relocate. This left the wall underneath bare and ripe for new art. What should I find on the wall in place of the panels?

My friend and I had a good hearty chuckle at the new artwork, as it definitely reflected how we felt about the situation. However, we were curious as to who did it. We figure the chances of them being /b/tards or EDiots is pretty good, all things considered. Whoever it is was, we commend you for your artistic endeavors.DjangoDurango 10:58, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Let me be the first to say: KAWAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII --Snarkymolarky 12:37, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- Fukkern signed. I was lollin' when I went to see "300" on opening night and heard fellow /b/tards yelling "SPARTAAA!!!" etc. somewhere in the theatre.

--Fish & Mudkips 03:06, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Think that's fucking bad, you ain't seen nothing until you've seen 4chan graffiti on the walls of the LADIES BATHROOM AT UNIVERSITY. I need a camera - if I can find one I'll get pics. ♥MissEchelon 05:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

My sister told me a few weeks ago that she saw graffiti of the O RLY owl at the park near where we live, I'll have to go see it now. --Entropy 09:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
I haven't seen any yet, but I have written 'LOLDONGS' in many places when I was bored, I'm still working on the rainbow blinkies effect though. -- JailBait talk contribs

Relevant News (or Olds)

I assume that most other EDians ain't too interested in the blogue-o-sphere. Likewise. Article in the paper today was of some interest, since it's abt. free speech. Some rich publisher, mainly of computer texts (most not bad, unfortunately, given his mentality) [1] has decided that blogs have to be pressured into a self-censorship system. Predictably, this has hit the big-time media pretty quickly [2] (and no, I don't generally read the Guardian, that was just the first link I found). You wouldn't believe who has leapt into this potential profitable field of industry self-regulation. Like Essjay, this one has been brewing (in this case among moronic bloggers who support the idea) for over a month.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 11:53, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

lulzy news for all!

little shits had it coming

lulz

EVEN MOAR video of "EVEN MOAR"

Tranny trolls successfully for months, subsequently gets v&

Limey trolls Iranian President. Awesome.

--Snarkymolarky 12:35, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta mate. I've been out of commission for a couple of days so I've put most into the April archive. The Sun piece made me lol cos I've no doubt the Ahmadinejad's translator quoted Faye Turney verbatim and managed to make it sound snarky enough for little Hitler to get the inflection. As sure as these pants are blacknot.

--Fish & Mudkips 02:56, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Laz-D

http://www.laz-d.com/ LOLOLOLOLOL.. http://myspace.com/lazdmusic HE IS A RAPPER WITH DOWNS -SeanEmmett 02:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Danny, Wikipedo civil war

Danny, formerly of WP:OFFICE fame, recently resigned all his shiny tools and left his position within the wikimedia foundation, without explaining why. Then he had an RfA which has turned into a huge fucking firestorm, e.g. [3] [4][5]. I started a stub, it is utter shit, but it'd be easy to rewrite/expand. Plz do so :)-Skippy 23:48, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

for those who haven't seen it http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Image:Danny-RFA.jpg RetartedFaggit 00:02, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Lol bmp

If anyone is bored and has an image editing program which doesn't entirely rape images when converting, we have a bunch of mspaint shit that should be converted into a moar suitable format (steps: download, convert, upload, delete, ???, PROFIT). I will give a free dog to anyone who does this lol. --Blu Aardvark 11:51, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Blu...I <3 you for putting that on a Beastie Boys forum for reasons both personal and lulziversal.

--Fish & Mudkips 18:07, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

- Actually, I didn't. Some anonymous pussy using a disposable email address is responsible for that page. I just lol at it. But I do get mildly annoyed at the random phone calls I now receive... --Blu Aardvark 20:30, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

I converted all those images to jpgs, except for the one with the 12873462439746 file name. Check my contribs for a full list, and one of you sysops can flush the bmp dupes. _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 19:36, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
- NOw find out where the originals linked and replace them >:[[[[[--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 20:03, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  - No. _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 20:22, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
    - ಠ_ಠ--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 21:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
      - ಠ_ಠ<(No.) _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 05:12, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Confession time

Anyone who's read my userpage knows I lead a fucktarded double life and well... what can I say, I don't take myself srsly. Am I the only one here who is sercretly a part of the shit that gets made fun of here everyday? --Dr. Strangelurk 03:50, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

NO U!!! http://www.myspace.com/encyclopediadramatica

--Fish & Mudkips 06:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

My house needs cleaning but first....the Template:(4chan) needs to be fixt. fellow /b/tards, see Template_talk:4chan#.5B.5BBukkake.5D.5D for details.

--Fish & Mudkips 06:19, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

E-MAILGATE

Ruh roh...White House sekrit back-channel emails "missing".

--Fish & Mudkips 18:55, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

TOW trolled by "The Office"

dongs!

Also...Larry Sanger disses TOW

--Fish & Mudkips 19:17, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Crotching Tiger! Story of the Year?

THIS...IS...LESBOSSS!!!

KNIFER SAYS VICTIM GOT A BEATDOWN BECAUSE HE POINTED AT HER PRIVATES!

--Fish & Mudkips 09:18, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

lulz

Nazi makes promotional Army video. --Snarkymolarky 00:59, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

OMG Another Bureaucratic Fuck Shows His True Colours

Bureaucratic Fuck MichaelLinnear aka User:The Real Deal on ED has decided to use this site to boast abt. his fucktarded wikipedo mentality. His tl;dr account of what a Bureaucratic Fuck he is can now be found here. Will also be of some interest to keen students of Nathanr. Essentially this creep is from one of ToW's several cabals but is trying to use ED to say stuff they won't let him say on the fucktarded and (not completely) cabal-dominated wikipedia review. Wot a piece of crap.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 15:42, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Do you always whine this much Voronic? Coming from somebody who says stuff like "Srsly help! I'm being trolled off the site!" I'm not that impressed. And yes I do rank quite high in the Cabal, pretty soon I'll outrank even Miltopia and Malber. The Real Deal 17:48, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
- Voronic: shut the fuck up. Who cares if he's from Wikipedia. If he's documenting drama, that's good enough for us. ALSO CAN WE START USING ASTERISKS PLEASE --Blargh 19:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  - Agreed. If we start taking pot shots at people for editing ED and TOW, then we're no better than the TOW editors that do the same. ~ CATS 20:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
    - To paraphrase MilToWpia, I love how 'whine' is such a power word on this site. My comments were not whining, but growling ... Also, going through months of my contribs to find that quote is pretty bureau fucky, IMHO. BTW Blargh and CATS yr both sysops I've come to know and love, and points made are taken. Pls2bexplaining why I have to put up with months of being "initiated" (four rounds with a random factor also wandering in) while this one gets a free ride? Praps IRC should sic the initiators onto the above 'pedo?
    - Thar warn't much drama thar, the subject is a lolcow with shrivelled tits, i.e. not much more lulz to give, at least rt. now. Someone who enjoys trolling such a subject on ToW can surely be trusted with IP data gathered on RC yes?
    - Also agree with the spider below.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 14:01, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
      - My point is that we shouldn’t condemn someone for being a TOW editor who also wants to edit ED, I myself edit TOW (although I keep clear of all the faggy drama over there). Also by using ED to say things that he wouldn’t say on TOW, hasn’t he condemned himself in the eye of ever TOW admin going? ~ CATS 14:29, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
        Voronic, I have never talked to you before. I didn't vandalize your userpage. You seem to be mad for no real reason. The Real Deal 23:25, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
        Yeah, well Real Deal, yr tone reminded me of someone (not neg.) so I wasn't sure ... and I must admit that mr. r.com's mail is pretty lulz, pretty dirty of the 'pedo's to have leaked it. ... but the post shd. have been a link. This may not have been entirely the right idea, considering that the orig. ver. led to a lengthy love-bombing of MilToW. Iicatsii, I know lots of ploepes here do, etc. (and TJC is not the place for crit. of ToW) but I'm not sure if yr 2nd s. is entirely right.A Canabal

who gives a damn, like a canabal. _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 20:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

- YOU/YOUR, CANABAL/CANNIBAL --Blargh 02:45, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  - ALSO THAT MADE NO SENSE --Blargh 02:47, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
    - ALSO, FYIAD! _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 04:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

OMG real life counterstrike match at Virginia Tech!!!!1!!

Asspie pwns 32, self, at technical school in Virginia. This must be addressed; if we don't address it, the terrorists win!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/16/vtech.shooting/index.html Tristan s 23:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

RICHARD MCBEEF

MAN-TO-MAN UP YOUR ASS, BUD
APRIL 17--The college student responsible for yesterday's Virginia Tech slaughter was referred last year to counseling after professors became concerned about the violent nature of his writings, as evidenced in a one-act play obtained by The Smoking Gun. The play by Cho Seung-Hui, a 23-year-old English major, was submitted last year as part of a short story writing class. Entitled "Richard McBeef," Cho's bizarre play features a 13-year-old boy who accuses his stepfather of pedophilia and murdering his father. A copy of the killer's play can be found below. The teenager talks of killing the older man and, at one point, the child's mother brandishes a chain saw at the stepfather. The play ends with the man striking the child with "a deadly blow."
--Blargh 02:29, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

also this --Blargh 02:54, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
- For an English Major, the writing sucks. The Real Deal 03:48, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Halp! I am teh banned?

<6:49:pm> * Connecting to irc.encyclopediadramatica.com (6667)
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<6:49:pm> -anonymuncule.irc- *** Looking up your hostname...
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<6:49:pm> -anonymuncule.irc- *** You are permanently banned from immunitysec (abuse)

So yeah. I'm guessing it's cause I'm in a banned hostblock but I dunno, since I definitely wasn't the one doing the abuse (unless it was a bot or something I don't know about). Could someone take a look at this and possibly unban me? Checkuser for my IP address, I'm on the computer that's banned. Thanks and sorry if this isn't the right place to post this. --Spoom 23:19, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

I get the same thing, and I'm guessing plenty more are banned. I need my EDIRC! -- JailBait talk contribs
- Ditto for me here in Soviet Kanukistan --Jawsome^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 02:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I've also gotten this. Was it a ISP ban? Son Kevin 03:48, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- Me too...obviously the shit hit the fan on this one. NightPutting 09:10, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

A Link—Essential Viewing if You Haven't Seen It

Many EDiots will have seen this excellent video but since it predates the site thought it worth posting now. Not for dislikers of disgusting stuff.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 13:12, 19 April 2007 (UTC)