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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

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Contents

ED:UPGRADE 2009 - New ED: ED Is Slow Is Now Old Meme.

We have moved to a way faster server and the newest version of MediaWiki software. There are some bugs that our IT department is working on around the clock. Anything that you come across that is broken or acting hinky, please let us know so we can get them fixed asap.

We also have the capacity to add additional features we could not with the old version of MediaWiki and are otherwise open to requests and suggestions to solidify ED as your one-stop-shop for lulz, drama and e-reporting and the best damn site on the Internets.

Plox See: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Upgrade 2009/New Hardwarez/New Softwarez/New Features/Bug Reports/Troubleshooting/Requests/Suggestions/Questions/Comments.


Archives, By Date Range

ED turns five

If you have any images or anything you want to add, i've started a page here. © hallenge

YEAHHHHH

John Forehand

Oh wow. Choo-choo of Contemplation (Where's your ticket?) 20:48, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

  • That man is one smooth operator with his pick up lines. Too bad the police cock blocked him. --Stumbles 16:53, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
  • OMG! This badly needs an article. What a fucking doof - Alliecat 04:30, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Very creepy Christian cult kid

Someone needs to put this in an article. This guy is for real. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2fhxwBZ_w&feature=related

www.youtube.com/treesofjordan --—The preceding comment was added by Vicvx1, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Obvious fail is obvious

Srs DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

Videos on the Main page

I mean srsly? Boxxy is >9000 years old and the review off 22008 I mean th'fuck man? th'fuck? Wre almost 2010 now dudes... Was there no video a bad enough dude to be added to the Main Page? We srsly need some lollercoaster sparking videos thear!
Image:coolstorybro.jpg-Zac Browser Image:Pinkpony.gif • msg 20:29, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

  • I think it was added so we can jerk off to a minor. --Stumbles 22:19, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Lil' Nigger

Just saw a news story on this ape baby, and of course the liberal media is saying he's a "true American hero"

--One With The Lulz 23:02, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

Attn fellow sysops

Didn't wanna spam the mailing list more than I already do. Can we update the other featured videos on the front page? Really we can just make them be recently featured vids but the ones there are ANCIENT OMG. --Sheneequa • Talk 13:22, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

  • IAWTC, it's time to change it after 8 fucking months. I'm sick of seeing that Boxxy shit there, and we don't seem to be piling in many new vids unless we schedule them for later days. - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 00:46, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
  • Ur all fags I did it myself Jailbait did it when asked</s>. And I fixed the display page. And the archive. --Sheneequa • Talk 14:12, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Email's Tomas Edison

Leonard Kleinrock: Mr. Internet Forty years ago, he was among a group of computer scientists who brought us what we know today as the Internet. -- - wut? 00:14, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Good read.-- What would you do for a ? 01:30, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
Oh yes, him and Doctor Miles Bennett Dyson worked together. --Ritegroic 04:16, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
Dyson helped Cyberdyne(now AT&T) invent the high speed internets recently, right? I think Comcast bought "The Turk" from him, too.-- What would you do for a ? 17:49, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Israeli soldiers kill babies

from Ayrilik, a Turkish TV Drama

Halloween

Mudkips Plz does it again. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:11, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Is it notable?

Is this Tehehe camwhore notable enough to constitute an article? Does anyone even have a history of her? an account that has her videos. TaftPunk 03:30, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Pollfest

Yo oldfags, vote up Feltcho in pollfest. Ktnx bi --Sheneequa • Talk 09:36, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Church of Fraudentology convicted in France

Apparently the French are smarter than we give them credit for... As Colbert would say, a tip of my hat to the French courts, though banning them would've been far better. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking You are now free to move about the wiki. 12:39, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Chinese MMO bans male players from playing as their opposite gender

Chinese MMO bans male players from playing as their opposite gender http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/10/26/chinese-mmo-company-jumps-gender-benders --Ritegroic 13:38, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

  • However will they pretend to be be sexy 16-year-old girls and fap alone at the same time now? Lightblood He - spoke - a promise - Lightblood - 17:56, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

Rewrite please

Get on my horse this has been getting a lot of views, and while catchy it's unfunny and annoying (see: Badgerbadgerbadger). Someone please rewrite it, I asked DerSquirrel at Talk:Get on my horse but I didn't see a response. PS I'm gonna archive this TJC later today. --Sheneequa • Talk 15:49, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Suggestion for Picture of the Now

From the article Wajas
From the article Wajas

Bantustan 02:41, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

  • It's hilarious but I don't wanna gross out our audience on the front page like that. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:48, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
  • I understand. The main reason I suggested it was because she's butthurt and trying to blank it out of the article. Bantustan 02:52, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
  • I'd hit it. Do-able but not date-able. --Ritegroic 05:15, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
  • Is she missing a nipple? DYS 13:00, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
  • You can sort of see the nipple on the left breast pointing downward. Bantustan 17:16, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

Oh Wow

Bitch gets beaten and gang raped while bystanders laugh and take cell phone pics. DYS 15:17, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

Zeriara

Is one vote under Holocaust for the right to advance in pollfest. Vote up! --Sheneequa • Talk 02:31, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations Challenger!

The sysop team and the owners would like to thank Challenger for his hard work on and off site! He is this month's recipient of the Vox Dramatica and a free t-shirt of his choice from the ED t-shirt store. Please stop by his talk page and congratulate him and/or harass him for earning the favor of the mods. The Encyclopedia would not be what it is without hard work from our users and we are working on some new ways to show our appreciation and reward your hard work. If you have ideas or suggestions, please post them on my talk page or e-mail me directly at misterioblanco@gmail.com so we can chat.

Also, a big thank you to the many users who e-mailed me to nominate someone this month. If you would like to nominate someone for November, please do! WM 18:21, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Girl, 11, gives birth on her wedding day

lol.

- -userpage (talk) 05:13, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

  • D'aww, I hate east europe. --Sheneequa • Talk 06:38, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
  • In Oakland, they do that but remain unmarried. --Ritegroic

AE-tan: Our own weeaboo mascot

DYS 01:06, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
DYS 01:06, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
No exceptions. PageChatContribs 01:20, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
No exceptions.
KILL IT BEFORE IT USES ATTRACT. PageChatContribs 01:20, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

[1] [2] She is rich and beautiful like Mediacrat and classy like the content of ED. Also these need to be uploaded when the server is working again. --Sheneequa • Talk 19:57, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

  • I'd hit it. Her non-loli version, that is. Shrubkike was here 21:02, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • The drawing appears to be modelled after girlvinyl. It's not quite loli because the drawing has breasts, however it nearly has no feet. --Ritegroic 22:59, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Those links go to nonpublic URLs by the way and the second one appears not to work at all. --Ritegroic 22:54, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Ritegroic you need to get a forums account. --Sheneequa • Talk 23:26, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • SchlickSchlickSchlick - Alliecat 07:45, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
  • That's awesome, and it's not loli, it's chibi, duhhhhh! --   JailBait    talk    contribs   23:42, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Needs bigger titties. --Bantustan 01:50, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
  • These are all fantastic, I fuckin you guys. -userpage (talk) 07:07, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Awesome!! I'd hit it myself. Nice job, Fapman ^_^ - Alliecat 07:17, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
    • Alliecat you should probably throw one of them in the wikipe-tan page for some lols. --Sheneequa • Talk 07:33, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
      • I'm so gonna do that. Can u ask Fapman to mark them GFDL or Creative Commons or summat, so the Wikipedos don't baleet them as copyvio? BTW - Conservape-tan was done by our very own Krimpet, to troll Conservapedia ;) - Alliecat 07:44, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
        • Being done right now. --Sheneequa • Talk 07:49, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
          • Back in myyyy day WP didn't give such a shit about copyrights, and life was much better. --Sheneequa • Talk 07:55, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
          • It is done. --Sheneequa • Talk 07:58, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
            • *coff* *coff* - and on Commons, no less ^_^ - Ok, now to add them to articles. Let's see what happens :) - Alliecat 08:13, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Done! ^_^ - Alliecat 08:21, 5 November 2009
  • Just throwing it out there, AEtan on shirt? -userpage (talk) 23:37, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Needs moar footjobs. --One With The Lulz 02:47, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

I kept getting reverted on TOW, and now this G.A.S guy just locked down the Wikipe-tan page :( One of the reverters says on the talk page; "Encyclopaedia Dramatica hate EVERYTHING. Geez, those hentai including guro one, the thumbnail appear in Google search is more than enough to make me feel sick. L-Zwei (talk) 02:44, 8 October 2009 (UTC)" - hmph! - Alliecat 09:44, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

  • Fuck TOW. We dont need them to justify our existance. -userpage (talk) 12:16, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
  • But it is hilarious to read their ED article. Every single sentence or phrase has a source due to the 9001 afd's it's had. DavidFailkips 18:57, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

ED5Video copypasta

Hey, so I was just thinking; on our birthday we'll have the QOTN be the old main page, the AOTN be the pollfest winner, the POTN be fapman's ed image. So that just leaves an ED5 VOTN. Would any of you guys be interested in making a video for ED5 by chance? You'd have until December to make it. This is normally something I'd ask on the users list but a lot of you aren't on it and there's not a lot of users I see doing it.

--Sheneequa • Talk 00:47, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

  • i'm willing to help. what do you have in mind? © hallenge
    • Idk lol. Happy 5. Seriously no ideas are coming to mind atm. --Sheneequa • Talk 21:32, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Desuchan v&

Image:Desuchanlolv.jpg

And in other news, Desuchan got its server yanked for hosting loli today. --Dawa 18:16, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Bracket

Pollfest half bracket is up :D --Sheneequa • Talk 00:04, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Fort Hood

Being worked on in #wiki right now. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:42, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Only 12 killed? Cho was a much better shooter, and he didn't have access to M-16s.--Bannedguy 01:57, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
    • Cho shot unarmed college students. This was fucking nightmare mode man, he killed people who were trained for combat and owned guns. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:06, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

The sandnigger was also from VTech. and he dualwielded. --One With The Lulz 02:46, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

  • Not to mention he actually SURVIVED the attack and he's in stable condition. Seems like the military had to use cheat codes and cover up their not being able to shoot a muslim wackjob. - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 02:47, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Upload this picture and replace the current one with his head cut off. --Sheneequa • Talk 06:29, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

Also, last I heard, he dual-wielded and didn't reload. I'm not a /k/ommando, but don't most cop/military handguns have 20-round clips? 13 kills and 30 wounds? That would mean 100% accuracy and then switched to pistol-whipping or the knife. Plus, he survived. New reigning champion, or did Cho's Ghost level up? DavidFailkips 19:02, 6 November 2009 (UTC)

  • There's speculation some of his victims oft themselves from their own incompetence, and that he'd DOUBLE/TRIPLE KILL! with his guns. Again, pistols, killing 2-3 AT ONCE - fuck numbers man, this was pure skill. Lightblood He - spoke - a promise - Lightblood - 21:55, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
  • So he did it using the good old school way, I feel better knowing that the VTech tradition is still alive.--Bannedguy 03:15, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Not porn but I fapped to it

Those nasty college soccer girls.
Image:SoccerGirlPwnt.gif
Bantustan 04:49, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Someone

Write ED's history to the tune of American Pie. Thanks. --Sheneequa • Talk 06:08, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

  • Here. Its not American Pie, its S Club Party by S Club 7.


(E-D)

There aint no parody like a ED parody!
(Gonna troll you hard)
Everybody party hard tonight!

(E-D)
The ED world documenting such faggotry!
(Stop using, fucking "AMIRITE?")
Fuck everyone niggers, spics and kikes

Finally 009, Five years ED's been online
Gotta get trolling cant be late
Livejournal has sealed its fate

(YEAH)

Get the feeling...
Chris Chan's drinking...
Gluggly Fanta...
Get ready everybody, he drinks his blow!

CHROUS

(E-D)
There aint no parody like a ED parody!
(Gonna troll you hard)
Everybody party hard tonight!

(E-D)
The ED world documenting such faggotry!
(Stop using, fucking "AMIRITE?")
Fuck everyone niggers, spics and kikes

(BRIDGE)

Oh! Oh!
Throw those B&'s in the air!
Oh! Oh!
VF Just didnt care!
Oh! Oh!
High as That Thing There!
Oh! Oh!
Make way for Pedobear!

Sheneequa's counting her bling
MB's handing out the b&'s
Girl Vinyl doesnt lurk no more
WM cleaning shit some more

mIRC is down again
The bot in #ED's got no friends
Weed is smoking mull
Get ready everybody cause heres the lulz!

(CHROUS)

(E-D)
There aint no parody like a ED parody!
(Gonna troll you hard)
Everybody party hard tonight!

(E-D)
The ED world documenting such faggotry!
(Stop using, fucking "AMIRITE?")
Fuck everyone niggers, spics and kikes

(BRIDGE)

Oh! Oh!
Throw those B&'s in the air!
Oh! Oh!
VF Just didnt care!
Oh! Oh!
High as That Thing There!
Oh! Oh!
Make way for Pedobear!

Cho's annoyed, hes making noise!
Hasan the Major, Arab danger!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

(BREAKDOWN)

(E-D)
There aint no parody like a ED parody!
(Gonna troll you hard)
Everybody party hard tonight!

(E-D)
The ED world documenting such faggotry!
(Stop using, fucking "AMIRITE?")
Fuck everyone niggers, spics and kikes

(KEY CHANGE)

(E-D)
There aint no parody like a ED parody!
(Gonna troll you hard)
Everybody party hard tonight!

(E-D)
The ED world documenting such faggotry!
(Stop using, fucking "AMIRITE?")
Fuck everyone niggers, spics and kikes

(Imagine Auto-tuned Spax to the Key Change)

</pre>

here's a link to the song

_ -userpage (talk) 07:40, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

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