Encyclopedia Dramatica:This Month In Lulz/October 2008
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October 1st: Tom Serson's Steady Descent Into Madness
Attention whore and master of footbullet-fu Tom Serson realizes too late that he has publicly endorsed a pedophile on YouTube. What follows is characterized by The New York Times Review as "A critical paddling session."
October 3rd: Nebris
Gandalf the Gay flips shitkittens over a pretty innocuous (let's face it, by ED standards) photograph of his cat. Jihad is called. So is DMCA. Jameth answers the call to Jihad. Will anyone answer the call to DMCA? Only The Shadow knows.
October 4th: OJ Guilty
O lawd, is dat sum justice? Simpson finally goes down in flames on the tenth anniversary of his acquittal as every single one of his cohorts turn State's on him.
October 5th: The Rolling
Anonymous employ their hardcore hacker skills in a vote-stuffing campaign aimed at having MTV crown Rick Astley the best act EVAR. MTV decide to run with it. Hilarity ensues? Time will tell.
October 9th: Russia invades South Park
Whether they got lost on the way to South Ossetia we'll never know, but the Russian Prosecutor General declared Matt and Trey to be faggots "Offensive and extremist," and issued a warning to the network airing their animations.
October 18th: Forumwarz Episode 2
ED's glorious sponsors release an expansion pack to their chan-based RPG featuring new classes and levels. The Forumwarz talk page explodes into OMFG ED IS TEH SELLOUT!!!!!1 screaming drama over an article which existed six months before Crotch Zombie came anywhere near us with their delicious, delicious money. Mods giggle and throw popcorn.
October 22nd: Bulletball
Marc "Unhappy Negro" Griffin quits his job, gives up his home and pawns his wife's wedding ring in an attempt to persuade America to spend 300 dollars on a coffee table and some powerballs. America says "No." The national sport of the internets is born.
October 26th: Losttrap
Live-at-home trap in training attempts to persuade Anonymous into sending him unmarked estrogen in order to sneak it around his parents. Anonymous sort of want. LostTrap's parents do not, and he flees in the night to 420chan.
October 27: Ted Stevens Convicted
The great sage is about to find out that jail is a series of tubes. Big, black tubes. Belonging to a sincerely friendly gentleman.
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- Dadagiri (rewritten)
- FurNation (large update/rewrite due to imminent collapse)
- Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe
- KissingTheWolf
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