Encyclopedia Dramatica:This Month In Lulz/August 2008
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
August 5th - Chris-chan gets mad!
Chris-chan has long been a staple lulzcow of the EDiot diet, but in August things boiled over when Chris - backed up by an army of socks, naturally - made a ragey YouTube video declarating that ED had cost him his true love when she found the ED page, and so he swore on his Asperger's that he would destroy us. Naturally, this could not stand, and so brave Anons created an amazing series of narrated Sonichu videos for your viewing pleasure.
August 6 - Madeleine McCann - Pool Closed
- The dastardly master criminal who kidnapped Madeline McCann - whoever he is - can now rest easy because the police have officially closed the case on her disappearance and declared that it is unsolvable.
August 8 - LOLympic Games
- China won the medal count due to its totally ethical system of removing promising child athletes from their families and forcing them to train, but it also won the Gold Medal of Drama for hosting an Olympics filled with, among other things, illegal underage loli gymnasts, brawling, international racist trolling, murder, an heroes, arrests, groping, impersonation, organisations called NAO and WTF... let's face it, this article fucking wrote itself.
August 12th - South Ossetia
- Accounts differ as to who exactly started this war, but no one can dispute that Georgia got fucking pwnt by Russia, and its entire army got banhammered 4-eva. Even though Russia's army is composed of conscripts and Soviet-era tanks, those feeble tools were enough to take control of part of Georgia and absorb it into Russia, like a fatty consuming delicious cake and growing ever bigger.
August 24th: Orangina
- The marketing geniuses of Orangina decided that unwashed, minimum-wage-earning, socially broken fatties were an underserved demographic, so they made an ad campaign to explicitly appeal to furries. Since furries are sick fucks, the ad was not exactly subtle with its sexual undertones, so the usual parents' groups - and Britchan - got involved. Alas, the damage had already been done, and hundreds of thousands of normal people worldwide were forced to wake up and smell the unpleasantly creamy coffee.
August 24th: Soulja Boy
Around the 24th of August 2008, some Azn dude called Ko phished Soulja Boy's Myspace, YouTubes and emails, and posted scat porn for all of Soulja Boy's fans to see. Video war commenced, but soon enough, Soulja Boy regained control and then posted a video calling his personal army to take on the hacker. However, this backfired and the internet hate machine sprung into action to defend Ko and DDoS'd Soulja Boy's website in the process, putting the uppity fool in his place (27/08/08).
August 28th: Sceptre
Wikipedia's self-proclaimed "Anti-ED Poster Child" and faggot boy-king Sceptre receives the banhammer for abusive sock puppetry. What goes around comes around.
August 29th: Dorian Thorn
The story of quite possibly the greatest comeback, trolling, mindfuck or practical joke in the entire history of the internets.
August 29th: Jude's Army's identity is revealed
An ages-old MySpace mystery has finally been solved. The identity of the mysterious girl involved in an internet love quadrangle (who also happens to be the founder of the internet humanitarian movement) has finally been revealed. This story of love, identity theft, heartbreak, and dead MySpace profiles is fucking epic, and the butthurt this girl caused rivals none other.
New Memes
- I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG
- Why So Exploitable?
- Sean Matuszak
- Michael Phelps
- It makes my taco pop! - aka the Shawn Johnson Ortega commercial
- Advice Chink
