These templates are banners you can add to a person's user page, talk page, or article, in order to put them in their place.
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| {{aspergers}}
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| This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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| {{aids}}
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| {{banned}}
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| {{btard}}
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| {{gaia}}
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| {{crybaby}}
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| {{cunt}}
| | Warning! |  | This contributor is a cunt.
You can help by murdering his or her parents. It's a little late now, sure, but it's the thought that counts. Right? |
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| {{defamation}}
| This user (Templates/Labels) is a whiney defamation bitch. You can help by assassinating their character more thoroughly.
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| {{denial|dildo}}
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| {{engrish}}
| | Warning! |  | This contributor has no command of the written Engrish language.
You can help by using really short words and/or pictures.
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| {{faggot}}
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| THIS USER IS AN
ABSOLUTELY
FABULOUS
FAGGOT!
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| {{fanboy|D&D}}
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| {{fangirl|Yaoi}}
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| {{furry}}
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| {{kidporn}}
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| {{lolcow}}
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| {{masturb8r}}
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| {{n00b|participating in a circle jerk}}
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| {{newuser}}
| Hello, Templates/Labels
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
- If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. To start you off:
- Sign your comments using four tildes (like this ~~~~)
- To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page.
- These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them.
- These tips will hopefully prevent you from getting raeped by the ED admins.
- 2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.
Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.
Communication with other users prevents misunderstandings and can be done through talk pages, TJC and the mailing list and ED IRC. If you need an admin, the list of active ED Sysops will let you know who's around. To chat with or to ask for help from other ED users, then please hit up the experts in #wiki on our IRC.
If you plan on sticking around, feel free to make your mark on the ED:Map and join the ED Facebook, the ED Myspace the ED Bebo and follow the ED Twitter. If that's not enough ED for you, feel free to join the all new ED Forums.
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| {{niggerlover}}
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This user is a niggerlover.
This user loves niggers and isn't afraid to show it. Please show your appreciation in one of the following ways:
You are a niggerlover: Share your fond memories of loving niggers on this user's talk page.
You are a nigger: Drop your pants and violate this user's mouth.
You hate niggers: Share your cogent, rational viewpoint on this user's talk page.
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| {{offended}}
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| Offended?
Possibly, you are offended by the content of this page. If so,
please click here, and scroll to the bottom.
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| {{pedo}}
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| {{racist}}
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| {{rape}}
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| {{realperson}}
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| {{shit}}
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| {{sockpuppet|OldDirtyBtard}}
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| WARNING! WARNING!
Templates/Labels is a sockpuppet of OldDirtyBtard and seems to think that greed is a virtue!
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| {{soon to be banned}}
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| {{spamorvandal}}
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| WARNING! WARNING!
Templates/Labels is a possible spambot or vandal! Feel free to abuse their userpage, or block them if they don't make any edits.
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| {{survive}}
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| You narrowly missed a banhammer!
Keep up your faggotry and I'll make sure it doesn't slip up again, pal.
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| {{tartlet}}
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| {{toughguy}}
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| {{TOWuser}}
|  | WHY DO WIKIPEDOS THINK THEY CAN JUST COME HERE AND HAND OUT ORDERS, EXPECTING THE SAME INCOMPETENT BUREAUCRACIES AND STULTIFYING PROCEDURES AS ARE THE LAW AT WIKIPEDIA, AND THEN ARE PUZZLED AND DISMAYED WHEN NO ONE GIVES A SHIT?
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| {{usertag}}
| | Hey-O! | [[Image:{{{3}}}|150px]] | This user is {{{1}}}!
You can help by {{{2}}}. |
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| {{vandal|ED:T}}
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