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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/September 2009

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JULAY !!!!!!!!!1
 

 

Chris-chan

 
 
<Turkistanbul> where are da africa

<Bloodysic> muhammedürrasulullah wos a prisoner of God

<Bloodysic> iz it true?

<Turkistanbul> absolutely
 


 

 
 
This website is a wiki.

Since it’s a wiki, and it is highly offensive, I took the liberty of creating an account there and copying/pasting the first 3 paragraphs from Wikipedia. Unfortunately, an admin called “MysteryBot” banned my account and undid my changes.

While editing said wiki’s AS entry page, I noticed that the programming itself is offensive. There was the tag {{perfect}} in the code, which put “This page is perfect, don’t f*** with it” at the top.

The programming code itself for that entire wiki is designed to be vulgar. Not just that entry. But seriously, who visits that site anyway besides drunken noobs with too much time and an urge to belittle and offend others?
 


 

Chyron8472, Being an asspie faggot

 
 
This website is a wiki.

Since it’s a wiki, and it is highly offensive, I took the liberty of creating an account there and copying/pasting the first 3 paragraphs from Wikipedia. Unfortunately, an admin called “MysteryBot” banned my account and undid my changes.

While editing said wiki’s AS entry page, I noticed that the programming itself is offensive. There was the tag {{perfect}} in the code, which put “This page is perfect, don’t f*** with it” at the top.

The programming code itself for that entire wiki is designed to be vulgar. Not just that entry. But seriously, who visits that site anyway besides drunken noobs with too much time and an urge to belittle and offend others?
 


 

Chyron8472, Being an asspie faggot

 
 
you'll wish you never messed with me... ill call moot and have this whole site shut down
 

 

—Bats, #Forum IRC Channel

 
 
you'll wish you never messed with me... ill call moot and have this whole site shut down
 

 

—Bats, #Forum IRC Channel

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 7, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 8, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 9, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 10, 2009
 
 
He's like an RSS Feed set to "Shit"
 

 

Cash, with regard to Some weeb fag

 
 
He's like an RSS Feed set to "Shit"
 

 

Cash, with regard to Some weeb fag

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 13, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 14, 2009
 
 
With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew.
 

 

—Pastor Bailey Smith, Teaching the tolerance and love of Christianity to the masses

 
 
With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew.
 

 

—Pastor Bailey Smith, Teaching the tolerance and love of Christianity to the masses

 
 
<penni> my slot is warm and inviting
<penni> anywho
<dan> yeah, you can get inside it and curl up with a good book


 


 

— overheard in #sysop

 
 
<penni> my slot is warm and inviting
<penni> anywho
<dan> yeah, you can get inside it and curl up with a good book


 


 

— overheard in #sysop

 
 
Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.
 

 

Rush Limbaugh, Showing us his special sense of humour

 
 
Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.
 

 

Rush Limbaugh, Showing us his special sense of humour

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/September 21, 2009

 
 
[LulzyLulzerson] added pictures of me to his album without my consent and I tried asking him nicely to remove them. Can you help me out here? Thanks. If he insists on keeping them. Can you convince him to block the face. I mean, that's kinda shitty since I didn't do anything to him. All I did was add his album link to the neck dick article AFTER someone had already made the joke. The original album had HIS pictures and he just replaced them with pictures he stole off my old myspace and obviously shooped a few because he thinks he is a comedic genius. I went to the ED article and removed the link in his behalf, yet he refuses to remove the pictures. Let me know, thanks.
 

 

Klondikebar, butthurt after getting owned


 
 
[LulzyLulzerson] added pictures of me to his album without my consent and I tried asking him nicely to remove them. Can you help me out here? Thanks. If he insists on keeping them. Can you convince him to block the face. I mean, that's kinda shitty since I didn't do anything to him. All I did was add his album link to the neck dick article AFTER someone had already made the joke. The original album had HIS pictures and he just replaced them with pictures he stole off my old myspace and obviously shooped a few because he thinks he is a comedic genius. I went to the ED article and removed the link in his behalf, yet he refuses to remove the pictures. Let me know, thanks.
 

 

Klondikebar, butthurt after getting owned


 
 

From: Michael Flores <bionicleis2cool117@yahoo.com>
Date: July 8, 2009 3:33:15 PM GMT-04:00
To: encyclopediadramatica.com
Subject: completely illegitemate ban

I have been banned from encyclopediadramatica's user mailing list. evidence points to the reason being "sass-mouthing pinkpoodle and Rushberry". However, I was not sass-mouthing them I was giving them legitemate complaints about why they were deleting my new, hard-worked on articles. After asking via the user list ofr a first-hand reason directly from those users about why my pages were being deleted while no other new user probably has that experience, NO ANSWER was given and I was banned form the user list without an explanatio of why my articles were being deleted. Surely you understand that this is conpletely illegitemate. Please provide a reason directly from pinkpoodle & rush raspberry about why my articles were being deleted. Thank you.
 


 

Protip: If you're going to whine, you may want to try spellcheck.


 
 

From: Michael Flores <bionicleis2cool117@yahoo.com>
Date: July 8, 2009 3:33:15 PM GMT-04:00
To: encyclopediadramatica.com
Subject: completely illegitemate ban

I have been banned from encyclopediadramatica's user mailing list. evidence points to the reason being "sass-mouthing pinkpoodle and Rushberry". However, I was not sass-mouthing them I was giving them legitemate complaints about why they were deleting my new, hard-worked on articles. After asking via the user list ofr a first-hand reason directly from those users about why my pages were being deleted while no other new user probably has that experience, NO ANSWER was given and I was banned form the user list without an explanatio of why my articles were being deleted. Surely you understand that this is conpletely illegitemate. Please provide a reason directly from pinkpoodle & rush raspberry about why my articles were being deleted. Thank you.
 


 

Protip: If you're going to whine, you may want to try spellcheck.


 
 
I should like to know which is worse: to be raped a hundred times by negro pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the gauntlet of the Bulgars, and be flogged and hanged in an auto-da-fé, and be dissected, and have to row in a galley -in short to undergo all the miseries we have each of us suffered- or simply to sit here and do nothing?
 

 

—Voltaire (we shit you not)


 
 
I should like to know which is worse: to be raped a hundred times by negro pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the gauntlet of the Bulgars, and be flogged and hanged in an auto-da-fé, and be dissected, and have to row in a galley -in short to undergo all the miseries we have each of us suffered- or simply to sit here and do nothing?
 

 

—Voltaire (we shit you not)


 
 
How can you possibly know that Osama Bin Laden collects My Little Ponies? I think you're just making that up.
 

 

—some chick from My Little Pony Arena


 
 
How can you possibly know that Osama Bin Laden collects My Little Ponies? I think you're just making that up.
 

 

—some chick from My Little Pony Arena


 
 
Yes it is, it is a derogatory term to demonise those who do not homosexuality sacred. I am the victum here
 

 

Crusadercat, on homophobia

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