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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/October 2008

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“ 		 
<@weev> Encore: so who are you and what brings you to #ed

< Encore> I'm a well known TOW
 < Encore> though not an admin :P
 <@weev> neat
 < Encore> i saw an article about you once
 < Encore> it was about that ipod boy hahahahaha
 <@weev> wow you're clever!

„
 

—This morning in #ED

 
“ 		 
<@weev> Encore: so who are you and what brings you to #ed

< Encore> I'm a well known TOW
 < Encore> though not an admin :P
 <@weev> neat
 < Encore> i saw an article about you once
 < Encore> it was about that ipod boy hahahahaha
 <@weev> wow you're clever!

„
 

—This morning in #ED

 
“ 		 
< DongBot> [CL M4M Chicago] ave looking guy for ave looking guy for photos (wickerish) 48yr http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4m/863299167.html

< babelbot> hello
 < babelbot> Made level Agradavelmente under of the end of Chicago
 < babelbot> Chicago
 < babelbot> Chicago
 < babelbot> Great white man of Chicago
 < babelbot> Tree-aligned upon the avenue of Chicago
 < babelbot> They destroy
 

„
 

—#Dongescrow

 
“ 		 
< DongBot> [CL M4M Chicago] ave looking guy for ave looking guy for photos (wickerish) 48yr http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4m/863299167.html

< babelbot> hello
 < babelbot> Made level Agradavelmente under of the end of Chicago
 < babelbot> Chicago
 < babelbot> Chicago
 < babelbot> Great white man of Chicago
 < babelbot> Tree-aligned upon the avenue of Chicago
 < babelbot> They destroy
 

„
 

—#Dongescrow

 
“ 		 
His name is Robert Paulson Brandon C. Rogers.
  		„
 

—/b/

 
“ 		 
Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president we've had probably in American history.
  		„
 

—Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee Joe Biden, telling it like it is

 
“ 		 
Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president we've had probably in American history.
  		„
 

—Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee Joe Biden, telling it like it is

 
“ 		 
The chant is "drill, baby, drill." And that's what we hear all across this country...
  		„
 

—It's because verybody wants to drill you, Governor Palin

 
“ 		 
The chant is "drill, baby, drill." And that's what we hear all across this country...
  		„
 

—It's because verybody wants to drill you, Governor Palin

 
“ 		 
In my comment there, it was a lame attempt at a joke and yours was a lame attempt at a joke, too, I guess, because nobody got it.
  		„
 

—Sarah Palin, explaining to us that she is unfunny, as is her opponent

 
“ 		 
In my comment there, it was a lame attempt at a joke and yours was a lame attempt at a joke, too, I guess, because nobody got it.
  		„
 

—Sarah Palin, explaining to us that she is unfunny, as is her opponent

 
“ 		 
MY HORSE I LOVED PADRON IS ON U=TUBE, HE DIED LAST JUNE 2007. I REMEMBERED THAT HE GOT STUNG ON THE PENIS BY A BAD WASP AND WAS HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE DIED SHORTLY AFTER THAT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE
  		„
 

—lol wut

 
“ 		 
MY HORSE I LOVED PADRON IS ON U=TUBE, HE DIED LAST JUNE 2007. I REMEMBERED THAT HE GOT STUNG ON THE PENIS BY A BAD WASP AND WAS HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE DIED SHORTLY AFTER THAT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE
  		„
 

—lol wut

 
“ 		 
< FuckYouImArabbit> i tried to trick my ex into fisting her own ass before

<@killhamster> lol "trick"?
 < WISEBLOOD-OPERA> LOL
 < FuckYouImArabbit> got to three fingers before she was like "wait a minute..."
 

„
 

—ED IRC, The fucking space program

 
“ 		 
< FuckYouImArabbit> i tried to trick my ex into fisting her own ass before

<@killhamster> lol "trick"?
 < WISEBLOOD-OPERA> LOL
 < FuckYouImArabbit> got to three fingers before she was like "wait a minute..."
 

„
 

—ED IRC, The fucking space program

 
“ 		 
What don't you know and how will you learn it?
  		„
 

—Peggy in Amherst, New Hampshire, The Presidential debate on October 7th

 
“ 		 
What don't you know and how will you learn it?
  		„
 

—Peggy in Amherst, New Hampshire, The Presidential debate on October 7th

 
“ 		 
< dantc> mccain always looks like he's wearing a human suit.
  		„
 

—#debate, ED IRC

 
“ 		 
< dantc> mccain always looks like he's wearing a human suit.
  		„
 

—#debate, ED IRC

 
“ 		 
Seriously, being mean to autistic people is really mean, even though they don't have feelings and aren't human.
  		„
 

—FAG ON THE FORUMS, Something Awful

 
“ 		 
Seriously, being mean to autistic people is really mean, even though they don't have feelings and aren't human.
  		„
 

—FAG ON THE FORUMS, Something Awful

 
“ 		 
[16:43] * Joins: k (chatzilla@AC2852DD.5141C8ED.AA5FB949.IP)

[16:43] <k> #ed's back ^_^
[16:44] <k> dsfai7gldyhsfot9g.l iukbjdasf pty89;guobjkdsfa
[16:44] * Quits: k (chatzilla@AC2852DD.5141C8ED.AA5FB949.IP) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417])
 

„
 

—some random jerk, #ed

 
“ 		 
[16:43] * Joins: k (chatzilla@AC2852DD.5141C8ED.AA5FB949.IP)

[16:43] <k> #ed's back ^_^
[16:44] <k> dsfai7gldyhsfot9g.l iukbjdasf pty89;guobjkdsfa
[16:44] * Quits: k (chatzilla@AC2852DD.5141C8ED.AA5FB949.IP) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417])
 

„
 

—some random jerk, #ed

 
“ 		 
< predalien> merge [[JarlaxleArtemis]] with [[Grawp]] and i will leave forever

< killhamster> merge my cock with your ass
 

„
 

—User:Comet on ED IRC, butthurt over being banhammered after constantly shitting up RC

 
“ 		 
< predalien> merge [[JarlaxleArtemis]] with [[Grawp]] and i will leave forever

< killhamster> merge my cock with your ass
 

„
 

—User:Comet on ED IRC, butthurt over being banhammered after constantly shitting up RC

 
“ 		 
His penis is the least harmful thing a priest puts into your child
  		„
 

—TheAmazingAtheist, August 08, 2007

 
“ 		 
I am innocent...I will fight this unjust verdict with every ounce of energy I have.
  		„
 

—Ted Stevens, on his impending series of assrapings

 
“ 		 
453869350 I plan to be a psychiatrist when I am older. I think I am attracted to men who have particular mental issues.
  		„
 

—Anonymous, GroupHug

 
“ 		 
<dlb> how did we get from the history of global jew economics to roman buggery?
<khui> its all interconnected
<dlb> IRC has come full circle
<mdl> who doesn't love little boy loving?
<znutar> ever read the ars amatoria?
<znutar> fukkin A+ shit
<khui> jews -> sodomy -> downfall of roman empire -> pederasty
 
„
 

—ED IRC

 
“ 		 
<dlb> how did we get from the history of global jew economics to roman buggery?
<khui> its all interconnected
<dlb> IRC has come full circle
<mdl> who doesn't love little boy loving?
<znutar> ever read the ars amatoria?
<znutar> fukkin A+ shit
<khui> jews -> sodomy -> downfall of roman empire -> pederasty
 
„
 

—ED IRC

 
“ 		 
Satan is king.
  		„
 

—Some creepy fucking doll, as seen on Fox News

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