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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/November 2008

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“ 		 
<@killhamster> why can't they leave punk dead
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—ED IRC

 
“ 		 
<@killhamster> why can't they leave punk dead
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—ED IRC

 
“ 		 
HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?!?!?
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—Nick Cage

 
“ 		 
<ajt> Q: What is the difference between Oprah and a Canned Ham?

<ajt> A: HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY!
 

„
 

—OUR GLORIOUS MASTER

 
“ 		 
<ajt> Q: What is the difference between Oprah and a Canned Ham?

<ajt> A: HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY!
 

„
 

—OUR GLORIOUS MASTER

 
“ 		 
arbitrayer- ok she left
arbitrayer- brb getting another boner
arbitrayer- @ washing DLB off fingers
Drunkenlazybastard- that sounded so wrong
Tesfan- hahaha
 
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— IDC Forumwarz

 
“ 		 
arbitrayer- ok she left
arbitrayer- brb getting another boner
arbitrayer- @ washing DLB off fingers
Drunkenlazybastard- that sounded so wrong
Tesfan- hahaha
 
„
 

— IDC Forumwarz

 
“ 		 
TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE USED THIS WALL AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL CRAP LINE . DO YOU NOT REALIZE DESPITE "FAKE ACCOUNTS" YOUR ISP NUMBER FROM THE COMP YOUR USING CAN BE TRACED. AND MANY OF YOU OR YOUR PARENTS CAN BE CHARGED?
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—Brandon Crisp memorial Facebook group

 
“ 		 
If Microsoft can implement "Don't show me this again", so should we. To take a hypothetical case, someone who's had their Incapacity Benefit stopped and is living on even less than the National Minimum Wage as a result, yet still finds time to edit here for 50% of their life, for what it's worth, might find it insulting to be reminded on every page that someone else can spare money for things other than food or heating. --Rodhullandemu 02:03, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
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—It is rather obvious that when Rodhullandemu says “hypothetical case,” he is referring to himself., [1]

 
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If Microsoft can implement "Don't show me this again", so should we. To take a hypothetical case, someone who's had their Incapacity Benefit stopped and is living on even less than the National Minimum Wage as a result, yet still finds time to edit here for 50% of their life, for what it's worth, might find it insulting to be reminded on every page that someone else can spare money for things other than food or heating. --Rodhullandemu 02:03, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
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—It is rather obvious that when Rodhullandemu says “hypothetical case,” he is referring to himself., [2]

 
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—User:ShitsSoCash, unwittingly playing right into the hands of those who would make ED into a Satanic organization

 
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—User:ShitsSoCash, unwittingly playing right into the hands of those who would make ED into a Satanic organization

 
“ 		 
CreepPipe- Although because of porn I did meet someone I saw in porn about a year ago.
CreepPipe- I met Riley Mason over a year ago in CA…saw her at some bar…I was fucking drunk.
CreepPipe- I said “if I had a dollar for every time I busted a nut to you…I’d buy your next 30 drinks.”
AxiomRed- What did she do?
CreepPipe- She was creeped out but I was drunk in LA and live in OH so I didn’t care.
CreepPipe- AxiomRed: She kind of laughed then avoided the fuck out of me.
 
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—IDC

 
“ 		 
CreepPipe- Although because of porn I did meet someone I saw in porn about a year ago.
CreepPipe- I met Riley Mason over a year ago in CA…saw her at some bar…I was fucking drunk.
CreepPipe- I said “if I had a dollar for every time I busted a nut to you…I’d buy your next 30 drinks.”
AxiomRed- What did she do?
CreepPipe- She was creeped out but I was drunk in LA and live in OH so I didn’t care.
CreepPipe- AxiomRed: She kind of laughed then avoided the fuck out of me.
 
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—IDC

 
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I will not stand for this, the next ED administration election (or what ever it is called), I will run. And if I win, there will be a lot of changes.
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—Aeverine Nieves, making a fool of itself on the ED mailing list

 
“ 		 
I will not stand for this, the next ED administration election (or what ever it is called), I will run. And if I win, there will be a lot of changes.
  		„
 

—Aeverine Nieves, making a fool of itself on the ED mailing list

 
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I was told once that I was 1/16th black, but that we didn't know whether it was Aboriginal or West Indian...


I went and got the can of petrol for the lawnmower out of the garage and sat at the dining table with it sitting in front of me. Just sitting there, not doing anything.


MOTHER- What are you doing Yiri?
YIRI- An experiment.
MOTHER- About what?
YIRI- I'm not feeling any compulsion to inhale this petrol. My supposed ancestor wasn't Aboriginal.
MOTHER- -_-


I was a GREAT 14y/old.
 

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—Yirimyah

 
“ 		 

I was told once that I was 1/16th black, but that we didn't know whether it was Aboriginal or West Indian...


I went and got the can of petrol for the lawnmower out of the garage and sat at the dining table with it sitting in front of me. Just sitting there, not doing anything.


MOTHER- What are you doing Yiri?
YIRI- An experiment.
MOTHER- About what?
YIRI- I'm not feeling any compulsion to inhale this petrol. My supposed ancestor wasn't Aboriginal.
MOTHER- -_-


I was a GREAT 14y/old.
 

„
 

—Yirimyah

 
“ 		 
Let's be completely honest here. Stephenie Meyer is basically writing Anne Rice fanfiction. Really bad Anne Rice fanfiction.
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—Hello Hiroshi, the Something Awful Forums

 
“ 		 
Let's be completely honest here. Stephenie Meyer is basically writing Anne Rice fanfiction. Really bad Anne Rice fanfiction.
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—Hello Hiroshi, the Something Awful Forums

 
“ 		 
Let's be completely honest here. Stephenie Meyer is basically writing Anne Rice fanfiction. Really bad Anne Rice fanfiction.
  		„
 

—Hello Hiroshi, the Something Awful Forums

 
“ 		 
Let's be completely honest here. Stephenie Meyer is basically writing Anne Rice fanfiction. Really bad Anne Rice fanfiction.
  		„
 

—Hello Hiroshi, the Something Awful Forums

 
“ 		 
<@pdx6> I used to date a girl who was really into WoW, and she'd update her lj only once a day about her WoW character

<@pdx6> post-sex conversation was sorta boring, honestly...
<@pdx6> "I had a level 38 orgasm"
 

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—somewhere on buttes

 
“ 		 
<@pdx6> I used to date a girl who was really into WoW, and she'd update her lj only once a day about her WoW character

<@pdx6> post-sex conversation was sorta boring, honestly...
<@pdx6> "I had a level 38 orgasm"
 

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—somewhere on buttes

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