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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/May 2009

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haven't you figure it out yet that that site is for fuckers?
 

 

Malin, on Encyclopedia Dramatica

 
 
you KNOW that ED is made to "lulz" at me because to make me sad
 

 

Malin, on Encyclopedia Dramatica, with a hint of USI

 
 
you KNOW that ED is made to "lulz" at me because to make me sad
 

 

Malin, on Encyclopedia Dramatica, with a hint of USI

 
 
<@zaiger> I am still banned
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> Zaiger: Must be IP then
<@zaiger> and I am using a proxy
<@zaiger> I am using a proxy
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> Huh..
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> MAC ID?
<@zaiger> yeah
<@zaiger> wtf
<@zaiger> I am not on a mac
<@zaiger> fag
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> ...
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> lern 2 networking


 


 

ED IRC

 
 
<@zaiger> I am still banned
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> Zaiger: Must be IP then
<@zaiger> and I am using a proxy
<@zaiger> I am using a proxy
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> Huh..
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> MAC ID?
<@zaiger> yeah
<@zaiger> wtf
<@zaiger> I am not on a mac
<@zaiger> fag
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> ...
<That_Retarded_Thing_There> lern 2 networking


 


 

ED IRC

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/May 6, 2009
 
 
Save Chris-chan's TOW page. CENSORSHIP IS WRONG !
 

 

rootbrian

 
 
rootbrian: i've also been hit by a car in july 18th 2008

rootbrian: or 2007
rootbrian: i dont' know
rootbrian: wait2008
RileyTX~LIVE NOW: damn, that's 2 days after my birthday, what kind of injuries did you get
rootbrian: lost a tooth, and some fake anons friends
RileyTX~LIVE NOW: I would have too!! cool story bro
RileyTX~LIVE NOW: do you have a lawyer?

 


 

 
 
@donttrythis And just another heads-up... DONT EVER encyclopedia dramatica yourself.
 

 

—twitterer @davechurchill, really good advice

 
 
@donttrythis And just another heads-up... DONT EVER encyclopedia dramatica yourself.
 

 

—twitterer @davechurchill, really good advice

 
 
Don't trust anyone over 30
 

 

—Jerry Rubin

 
 
Don't trust anyone over 30
 

 

—Jerry Rubin

 
 
Yeah, this is pretty much a fully functional Wiki through the warped lens of 4chan. And, according to Google, it's the most popular encyclopedia on the web. Pick a subject. Any subject.
 

 

Cracked about ED, see the article here

 
 
Yeah, this is pretty much a fully functional Wiki through the warped lens of 4chan. And, according to Google, it's the most popular encyclopedia on the web. Pick a subject. Any subject.
 

 

Cracked about ED, see the article here

 
 
ATTENTION SLURPEE LOVERS AND 7-11 CUSTOMERS: Be advised that the Tropicana Blue Raspberry Rush Slurpee turns your poop the color of an Eagles jersey for at least two days. It looks like algae coming out of my butt. It tastes great, but be aware of the staining effects on your digestive tract.
 

 

A Taste of Sedition (blog)

 
 
ATTENTION SLURPEE LOVERS AND 7-11 CUSTOMERS: Be advised that the Tropicana Blue Raspberry Rush Slurpee turns your poop the color of an Eagles jersey for at least two days. It looks like algae coming out of my butt. It tastes great, but be aware of the staining effects on your digestive tract.
 

 

A Taste of Sedition (blog)

 
 
Encyclopediadramatica (AKA place for people that still live with their mom) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about drama, memes, e-pals and other mildly entertaining topics on shitty websites also started up by homosexuals living with their moms like 4chan.com or Fox.com

As a user of the website, you have no control over what you write as an article, since several douchebags trifle through your writings and give lame excuses like "this doesn't have enough quotes or pictures, I CAN'T READ THIS SHIT, or I'm offended by it and so will everyone else so I am going to re-direct it into some lame asshole of the interweb". If you're fat, 35 years old, frequesntly discuss pedobear and how great the character is and drive a hyundai, you're probabley reading this.

go get laid and stop wasting your time managing a wasteful site like this.
 


 

Wyy, Damn, he has us there.

 
 
Encyclopediadramatica (AKA place for people that still live with their mom) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about drama, memes, e-pals and other mildly entertaining topics on shitty websites also started up by homosexuals living with their moms like 4chan.com or Fox.com

As a user of the website, you have no control over what you write as an article, since several douchebags trifle through your writings and give lame excuses like "this doesn't have enough quotes or pictures, I CAN'T READ THIS SHIT, or I'm offended by it and so will everyone else so I am going to re-direct it into some lame asshole of the interweb". If you're fat, 35 years old, frequesntly discuss pedobear and how great the character is and drive a hyundai, you're probabley reading this.

go get laid and stop wasting your time managing a wasteful site like this.
 


 

Wyy, Damn, he has us there.

 
 
[22:39] <@dan> install linux

[22:39] <@shen> SHE SHOULD DEFRAGGLE HER MOTHERDISK

[22:39] <Milamber> Formatting is not a fixall.

[22:39] <+Aaron> Kurtz, if you speak out of turn again I'll fucking slap you

[22:39] <+Aaron> let her format, goddamn it

[22:39] <+Aaron> you too mil

[22:39] <Milamber> :(

[22:39] <+Aaron> fuck you guys

[22:39] <@dan> DELETE 32

[22:39] <@shen> 32 what

[22:39] <@dan> THINGS

[22:39] <+tranny> i dont know how to format!

[22:39] <+Aaron> 32 virgins

[22:39] <+Aaron> delete them
 


 

—#spf, sound advice from IRC

 
 
[22:39] <@dan> install linux

[22:39] <@shen> SHE SHOULD DEFRAGGLE HER MOTHERDISK

[22:39] <Milamber> Formatting is not a fixall.

[22:39] <+Aaron> Kurtz, if you speak out of turn again I'll fucking slap you

[22:39] <+Aaron> let her format, goddamn it

[22:39] <+Aaron> you too mil

[22:39] <Milamber> :(

[22:39] <+Aaron> fuck you guys

[22:39] <@dan> DELETE 32

[22:39] <@shen> 32 what

[22:39] <@dan> THINGS

[22:39] <+tranny> i dont know how to format!

[22:39] <+Aaron> 32 virgins

[22:39] <+Aaron> delete them
 


 

—#spf, sound advice from IRC

 
 
(16:46:28) <Crazyconan> fuck I haven't gotten any real exercise since sunday

(16:46:28) <MATTY X> walk to the store to get a crispy treat?
 


 

—Just another day in ED IRC

 
 
Sorry but Gay is not the new Black

/Yeah and that's coming from a black person
 


 

—drjekel_mrhyde

 
 
yeah gays would probably make better parents (at least they would have a male figure around)
 

 

—UNHbeta19

 
 
Sorry but Gay is not the new Black

/Yeah and that's coming from a black person
 


 

—drjekel_mrhyde

 
 
yeah gays would probably make better parents (at least they would have a male figure around)
 

 

—UNHbeta19

"loldongs" - TMBG42
 
 
Mister_Rogers: what's the difference between a dramacrat and a dramatician?

taut: 300lbs
 


 

—Just another day in ED IRC...

 
 
that image of me wanking is copyrighted to me
 

 

Sil, email to Raspberry Rush

 
 
that image of me wanking is copyrighted to me
 

 

Sil, email to Raspberry Rush

 
 
Oh oh oh, y'all don't even know. My favorite cookies is Oreos.
 

 

Joe Somebody

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