Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/January 2009

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“	[20:31] <weather> 2009 is the year of EPIC WIN!	„
—ED IRC

“	I expect carbon coppies of all correspondences sent to this user. Thank you.	„
—Mediacrat

“	Hoveround: i cant cum that much without at least two vin diesel movies Hoveround: shameful i know Drunkenlazybastard: What the fuck? Hoveround: lol yes Hoveround: wait Hoveround: that was the wrong window	„
—Important ED sysop discussions

“	140 characters isn't nearly enough space to adequately convey how repugnant I find Anne Hathaway's ugly mug. A curb-stomping would help her.	„
—OldDirtyBtard, from Twitter

“	<eppigy> WAKE ME UP <eppigy> THIS A SICK DREAM <eppigy> GOT THE ALPINE WITH THE WIDE SCREEN <eppigy> THESE NIGGAS COLD LIKE BANANA SPLIT <eppigy> THATS WHY I COCK THIS AR WITH BANANA CLIPS <Mexican_Pirate> I don't speak ape, could you translate that song to English for me? <eppigy> Mexican_Pirate: my peers lack morals so I keep sufficient firepower to ensure my safety <Mexican_Pirate> Ah. <eppigy> yes <Mexican_Pirate> See, now that makes sense.	„
—ED IRC

“	...Nothing says I love you better than rape	„
—Wiseblood, on skype (cool story bor)

“	Anonymous 01/15/09(Thu)03:20:47 No.109752358 Do I hear a fucking ice cream truck? It's very faint but I think it's there. Anonymous 01/15/09(Thu)03:23:45 No.109752776 >>109752358 holy shit wtf? ThePornArchiver !JVeZUzqNtw 01/15/09(Thu)03:28:49 No.109753479 >>109752776 I heard that too, couldn't stop laughing; bombs going off, flak everywhere, and there's a goddamn ice cream truck driving around	„
—Anonymous and some Tripfag discussing a live webcast of Gaza

“	<@killhamster> Yes, you're allowed to say shit, piss, fuck, cock, dick, bastard, dyke, cunt, twat, ass, dildo, nigger, kike, spic, wop, wog, jigaboo, jap, chink, gook, beaner, dago, cum, faggot, paki, sand-nigger, towel-head, Jew, gypsy, tits, pussy, boobs, taint, homo, smegma, shite, snatch, snizz, queef, and felch here. Don't you feel a little more grown-up for it?	„
—KH, re: all-new editing guidelines

“	<rotenbadger> does anyone think it's strange thatpeople on the ED irc are talking about gaza and cnn are talking about rickrolling	„
—rotenbadger - on world politics

“	<+green> i am currently having sex with an asian, i was kind of disappointed that the pussy was not actually side ways <+green> but when we get high i like saying that she has chink eye	„
—green, on azns

“	<@entropy> I think I'll do an EXTREME ADVERTISING thing, like HOLY FUCKING PISS CHRIST! BUY THESE FUCKING SHIRTS OR I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF	„
—entropy

“	hirschgeist- so i slept with a loaded shotgun last night dlb- why? you thought someone was going to break in? hirschgeist- no, I was starved for intimacy.	„
— AIM

“	YOU ARE AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING CRIPPLE. YOUR SOUL IS DOG SHIT. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT YOU IS UGLY.	„
—Wiseblood, Happy Birthday

“	<@weevaboo> nobody is willing to fucking get <@weevaboo> quotes <@weevaboo> from call centers <mescalito> what <azariel> i know quotes but of what exactly? workers telling me how much they make in pakistan? <@weevaboo> no <@weevaboo> a quote <@weevaboo> in business <@weevaboo> is a price <@weevaboo> like <mescalito> oh <azariel> ok <@weevaboo> i will charge you $x <@weevaboo> for doing this <mescalito> I thought you meant like literary quotes <@weevaboo> god <@weevaboo> you people are fucking retarded sometimes	„
—weev, obviously just in need of some office humor

“	<PrOtoPlaSt> so is penni-piper like a hacker or something	„
—Penni's date in IRC the other day, oh god she's going to kill me for this

“	...Nothing says I love you better than rape	„
—Wiseblood, on skype (cool story bro)

“	<@entropy> I think I'll do an EXTREME ADVERTISING thing, like HOLY FUCKING PISS CHRIST! BUY THESE FUCKING SHIRTS OR I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF	„
—entropy - On ED Merch