Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/January 2008

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“	heh, i hardly have any vids, my standards are too high now. it must be a lengthy vid, and it must be good action, and not too baby looking. 12 is a good low for me. younger is ok as long as they don't look all baby, bleh. but 12 or so, because they can cum possibly	„
—Raukue

“	* cam (cam@fbi.gov) has joined #encyclopediadramatica * ChanServ sets mode: +o cam <@waawaa> GUYS CAM PAYED FOR OPER ON PARTYVAN IRC <@NeoLobster> waawaa: DID HE SERIOUSLY? <@core> he did NeoLobster <@core> he actually did <@DLB> why would you do that? <@NeoLobster> I quit lulzhost <@NeoLobster> because cam got an O:line	„
—ED IRC

“	YOu mess with my friends I mess with you're face you mess with me I mess with you're neck and arms and legs you mess with my religion I mess with you're idiles you mess with my god I cut you down when you become a tree and prnt the bibble on you	„
—Jackshow

“	Get the fuck out newfags. Drawing furries are for faggots. Fucking dogs, are for real men. This is /b/ you faggots.	„
—Anonymous

“	Right...Whoever Made This Hate Site..Care To Explain What The Fuck Ben EVER Did To You? And No I Don't Care If You Know Who Posted This Comment. I'm Ashleigh..Yes Jackson...I Wonder If You Saddo's Have Made One About Me Yet. Well If You Care To Explain What The Fuck Ben Did Then Add My Msn. Cuz I Wont Check This Again. Cuz It's Foul. And You Need To Learn How To Spell. Cuz More Is Spelt Like That.. Not Moar. Idiot.	„
—Ashleighjackson, regarding Ben Vodden, December 23. 2007

“	<@weevaboo> isnt it fucked up that i have 0 problems with a human being dying <@weevaboo> but a hedgehog ive never met <@weevaboo> is like <@weevaboo> infinitely precious <k-hate> weev: thats like in movies it doesnt matter how many people die, if a dog dies im bawling <@weevaboo> i think it is something about trolls <@weevaboo> that makes them care less for human life <@weevaboo> we are intimately familiar with the depravity and disgust of humanity <@weevaboo> and all know that there really should be less people on the earth <@weevaboo> mankind is parasitic and selfdestructive as a whole <@weevaboo> mostly just jews and blacks really but they sorta run the show these days <@cam> weevaboo: that was touching	„
— ED IRC

“	<@OldDirtyBtard> sombody sent a 'social worker' to my house today <@dlb> haha <@dlb> do tell <@OldDirtyBtard> to see if i was losing it <@OldDirtyBtard> so <@dlb> lol what prompted that? <@OldDirtyBtard> he sat down <@OldDirtyBtard> and i showed him ED an /b/ <@OldDirtyBtard> and said it was my hobby <@OldDirtyBtard> dlb: i threatened someone <@dlb> hahah <@dlb> nice <@dlb> showing him ED and /b/ probably didn't help thou XD <@OldDirtyBtard> also...i guess a lot of the peeps i knew before ED <@OldDirtyBtard> and /b/ <@OldDirtyBtard> think it's unhealthy <@OldDirtyBtard> that i spend so much time on line <@OldDirtyBtard> and have guns <@OldDirtyBtard> which i sometimes shoot at night <@BURK> and sometimes shoot yourself with <@OldDirtyBtard> only once burk <@OldDirtyBtard> and thank god it was the .22 <@OldDirtyBtard> cos i'dbe missing a hand if it was the .45	„
—ED IRC

“	<PunaKone> THERE IS NO QUOTE OF THE NOW FOR JANUARY 14!!!	„
—PunaKone Being a whiney twat on ED IRC

Kill Everyone! The Bible Commands You!

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20)

All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19)

Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night

But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)

Kill Followers of Other Religions.

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12)

Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Death for Blasphemy

One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men. During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD's name. So the man was brought to Moses for judgment. His mother's name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan. They put the man in custody until the LORD's will in the matter should become clear. Then the LORD said to Moses, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD's name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16)

Kill False Prophets

Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles, and the predicted signs or miracles take place. If the prophets then say, 'Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,' do not listen to them. The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul. Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone. Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him. The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt. Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you. (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT)

But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.' You may wonder, 'How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?' If the prophet predicts something in the LORD's name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22)

Infidels and Gays Should Die

So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other's bodies. Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies. So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever. Amen. That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved. When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving. They are fully aware of God's death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway. And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too. (Romans 1:24-32)

Kill People for Working on the Sabbath

The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.' (Exodus 31:12-15)

Kill Brats

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!" The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces. (2 Kings 2:23-24)

God Kills the Curious

And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20)

Jesus says Old Testament/Torah still applies

For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one jot or one tittle will by no means pass from the Law until all is fulfilled. (Matt. 5:19)

Good news from the Moon

The Germans landed on the Moon as early as 1942, utilizing their larger exoatmospheric rocket saucers of the Miethe and Schriever type. The Miethe rocket craft was built in diameters of 15 and 50 meters, and the Schriever Walther turbine powered craft was designed as an interplanetary exploration vehicle. It had a diameter of 60 meters, had 10 stories of crew compartments, and stood 45 meters high. In my extensive research of the physical conditions on the Moon I have proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that there is atmosphere, water and vegetation on the Moon, and that man does not need a space suit to walk on the Moon. A pair of jeans, a pullover and sneakers are just about enough.

Everything NASA has told the world about the Moon is a lie and it was done to keep the third world countries from wanting join the party. All these physical conditions make it a lot easier to build a Moonbase. Ever since their first day of landing on the Moon, the Germans started boring and tunneling under the surface, and by the end of the war there was a small Nazi research base on the Moon. The free energy tachyon drive craft of the Haunibu-1 and 2 types were used after 1944 to haul people, materiél and the first robots to the construction site on the Moon. When Russians and Americans secretly landed together on the Moon in the early fifties with their own saucers, they spent their first night there as guests of the Nazis in their underground base. In the sixties a massive Russian-American base had been built on the Moon, that now has a population of 40,000 people. After the end of the war in May 1945, the Germans continued their space effort from their south polar colony of Neu Schwabenland. I have discovered a photograph of their underground space control center there.

GERMAN-JAPANESE MILITARY R&D COOPERATION

According to Renato Vesco, Germany was sharing a great deal of the advances in weaponry with their allies the Italians during the war. At the Fiat experimental facility at Lake La Garda, a facility that fittingly bore the name of air marshal Hermann Goering, the Italians were experimenting with numerous advanced weapons, rockets and airplanes, created in Germany. In a similar fashion, the Germans kept a close contact with the Japanese military establishment and were supplying it with many advanced weapons. I have discovered, for example, a photo of a copy of the manned version of the V-1 – the Reichenberg – produced in Japan by Mitsubishi. The best fighter in the world – the push-pull twin propeller Domier-335 – was duplicated at the Kawashima works. Or a photo of Japanese high ranking Imperial navy officers inspecting the latest German radar station.

A Japanese friend of mine in Los Angeles related to me the story of his father, who worked as technician in an aircraft research bureau in Japan during the war. In July of 1945, two and a half months after the war ended in Germany, a huge German transport submarine brought to Japan the latest of German inventions – two spherical wingless flying devices. The Japanese R&D team put the machines together, following the German instructions, and there was something very bizarre and other-worldly standing in front of them – a ball shaped flying device without wings or propellers, that nobody knew how it worked. The fuel was added, the start button of this unmanned machine was pressed and it disappeared with a roar and flames without a trace into the sky. The team never saw it again. The engineers were so frightened by the unexpected might of the machine that they promptly dynamited the second prototype and chose to forget the whole incident.

Haunebu

GERMAN-JAPANESE FLIGHT TO THE MOON AND MARS in 1945-46

The only produced craft of the Haunebu-3 type – the 74 meter diameter naval warfare dreadnought – was chosen for the most courageous mission of this whole century – the trip to Mars. The craft was of saucer shape, had the bigger Andromeda tachyon drives, and was armed with four triple gun turrets of large naval caliber (three inverted upside down and attached to the underside of the craft, and the fourth on top of the crew compartments). A volunteer suicide crew of Germans and Japanese was chosen, because everybody knew that this journey was a one-way trip with no return. The large intensity of the electro-magnetogravitic fields and the inferior quality of the metal alloys used then for the structural elements of the drive, was causing the metal to fatigue and get very brittle after only few months of work. The flight to Mars departed from Germany one month before the war ended in April 1945.

It was a large crew, numbering in the hundreds, because of the low level of automation and electronic controls inside the saucer. Most of the systems of the craft had to be operated like these on a U-boat of that time – manually. Because the structurally weakened tachyon drives were not working with full power and not all the time, the trip to Mars took almost 8 months to accomplish. An initial short trust towards Mars was used through the strong gravitational field close to Earth, after that the craft was "coasting" for 8 months in an elliptical orbit to Mars with its main drives turned off. Later trips to Mars by the joint Soviet-American craft in 1952 and by the Vatican craft of the Marconi project from Argentina in 1956 reached Mars in only 2-3 days, because their drives were working during the whole flight: accelerating in the first half and decelerating in the second. Smaller Kohler converters were used to power the systems and life support equipment on board. I do not have any information at the present time about any artificial gravity capability on board the craft, but that could have been easily done with the large antigravity drives of the ship.

After a heavy, almost crashing landing, the saucer slammed to a stop, damaging irreparably its drives, but saving the crew. That happened in the middle of January 1946. The crash landing on Mars was not only due to the crippled tachyon drives of the craft – it was also due to the smaller gravitational field of Mars generating less power for the tachyon drives; and also due to the thinner atmosphere on Mars, that could not be used as effectively for air braking as the Earth's atmosphere could. The craft was shaped as a giant saucer – a form that is very efficient as an air brake, when it is entered into the atmosphere with its huge cross section perpendicular to the trajectory of descent.

One question that I have not yet answered is how were the Germans able to regenerate the air inside the craft for 8 months for this big crew. Probably they were using advanced life support systems, developed initially for their larger Walter turbine and free energy submarines, that were cruising the oceans without resurfacing.

The radio message with the mixed news was received by the German underground space control center in Neu Schwabenland and by their research base on the Moon.

“	The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do nothing.	„
—L. Ron Hubbard

SO GO TO PROJECT CHANOLOGY IMMEDIATELY!

“	What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.	„
—Former US Vice President Dan Quayle, speaking to an audience at the United Negro College Fund (1990)

“	If we were able to take as the finest allegory of simulation the Borges tale where the cartographers of the Empire draw up a map so detailed that it ends up exactly covering the territory (but where, with the decline of the Empire this map becomes frayed and finally ruined, a few shreds still discernible in the deserts — the metaphysical beauty of this ruined abstraction, bearing witness to an imperial pride and rotting like a carcass, returning to the substance of the soil, rather as an aging double ends up being confused with the real thing), this fable would then have come full circle for us, and now has nothing but the discrete charm of second-order simulacra.	„
—Jean Baudrillard, "Simulacra and Simulations"

“	<Renzo> i dont remember how or when i got home <Renzo> lol <Renzo> is that scarry? <Renzo> or what <Renzo> i cant remember the last 5 hours <Renzo> i was at school <Renzo> and i cant remember <Renzo> i have just come to my senses <Renzo> what the shit <NeoLobster> do you remember calling me at lunch? <Renzo> neolobster: what? <NeoLobster> you called me today <NeoLobster> this morning <Renzo> did i? <NeoLobster> YES XD <Renzo> lolwhat? <Renzo> now im freaked out <Renzo> what the fuck <Renzo> happened <Renzo> well <Renzo> my car <Renzo> is here <NeoLobster> oh jesus <Renzo> oh GOD <Renzo> i have a baggy <Renzo> of unknown pills <Renzo> in my pants pocket <Renzo> little <Renzo> black <Renzo> pills <Mori> find an old person and swap their brain pills for your black pills <Mori> see what happens <Renzo> erm lol <Renzo> ill pop one <Renzo> for shits and giggles <Renzo> well <Renzo> i just took 1 <Renzo> Link to pix <Renzo> so what is my mysterious pill? <DLB> ITS A SUPPOSITORY LOL <Mori> TAKIN DAT OLD PEOPLE BUTT MEDICINE	„
—ED IRC

“	Childhood and youth are ignorance and error.	„
—François Villon (1431-1463), a French thief and vagabond

Jeunesse et adolessance
Ne sont qu'abuz et ygnorance.

“	<subseven> "Give us your trolled, your pedos, your retards" <kit4cat> WELCOME TO AMERICA	„
—ED IRC