From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Whoever leads a solitary life and yet now and then wants to attach himself somewhere, whoever, according to changes in the time of day, the weather, the state of his business, and the like, suddenly wishes to see any arm at all to which he might cling -- he will not be able to manage for long without a window looking on to the street. And if he is in the mood of not desiring anything and only goes to his window sill a tired man, with eyes turning from his public to heaven and back again, not wanting to look out and having thrown his head up a little, even then the horses below will draw him down into their train of wagons and tumult, and so at last into the human harmony.
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Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
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We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on the Chans, we shall fight on Digg and Usenet, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength IRL, we shall defend our internet, whatever the cost may be...we shall never surrender.
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It was pretty funny and I would do it all again.
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The Internet is a great way to get on the net.
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The Internet is a great way to get on the net.
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- Be very wary of the tenth of February
- Dianetics, treason and plot.
- I see no reason why Scientology crimes
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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings.
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings.
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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"Be drunk, be drunk, be continually drunk- on wine, poetry, or virtue, as you wish" - Charles Baudelaire
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- <dlb> can you tinyurl last measure? or have they disabled it?
- <dlb> http://tinyurl.com/37p3m6
- <dlb> apparently you still can
- <BURK> ya i remember that
- <BURK> aww
- <BURK> i cant believe
- <BURK> i fololowed that link
- <dlb> burk
- <dlb> are you srs?
- <BURK> yes
- <dlb> XD
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==found somewhere on the internets...==
An amusing and deadly idea ___ Anonymous 08/02/21(Thu)21:50 No. 13093
So, now that we know that we're really starting to enturbulate David Miscarriage and the other top nutters, I have an idea for fun: Psychic Attacks. What if all of us, randomly, at various points throughout the day (and around the world), concentrated really hard and projected a freeky telepathic message to Miscavige. For one minute each day, or five, or an hour, or whatever, each Anon beams his or her personal message of "David, you're going crazy..." or "David, kill yourself now..." or "David, jump out the window..." or whatever you want the message to be. You can do it while riding the bus, taking a shit, waiting in a queue, having a romantic walk on the beach, whatever. A psychic attack is completely untraceable and can have a devastating effect (or: not). Maybe it would work or maybe not (though with our cumulative intensity, focusing in on one person, I really think it would have an effect). He might not actually jump out a window, but it could make him have a nervous breakdown or make a really stupid decision at precisely the wrong moment. Anyway it is something pleasant do to to pass the time, and maybe it would have a funny outcome.
Implant Station Earth ___ Anonymous 08/02/22(Fri)07:24 No. 13170
Gentlemen: Not only is the psychic war a go, but we have also fielded a crack team of Chaos magicians to manipulate cult symbology. Their efforts are paying off with BIG WINS. We see much of that in the COS-related memes that are being generated, but know that there are several levels of content to each meme. Some of the chaotic content is distributed across memes, so that several must be assembled in a "constellation" for the schema, or "magical lattice," to be accessible, or for implants to be bapped home. One example might be the fact that a certain Marcabian meme might mention the "New Mexican Coalition for building a Better Yesterday." This particular leaf descends from a node that comprises seven other memes. When all are assembled in the mind, even unwittingly, an implant is bapped home. Once the implant is bapped, we have a "conditioned" vessel, and we can further manipulate the implant to alter beliefs. Manipulating an existing implant is new technology, and it requires great finesse in order to keep the subject sane. Beliefs then become bending vectors, and we can often direct behavior as a result of the morphing implant.
Yes ___ Anonymous 08/02/22(Fri)08:59 No. 13183
Yes. Subtle forms are subtle. At the minimum, the top Flagfags suddenly develop extreme ADD, or start mouthing off foolishly, or in other ways reveal the emptiness in their hand. Some Anon are rightfully skeptical of this approach; that's fine, but many know that it can work. It is an "adjunctive therapy" as we say in Psychiatry. It doesn't replace the main approaches, and it doesn't take much effort or energy -- yet it may help. Go for it if it floats your boat the way it floats mine.
love,
PSYCHIATRISTS UNLIMITED
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- exion: her ovaries dont make shit... except moodswings and gore
- exion: such is the way of lesbian
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==found on the internets -- evidence of an increasingly desperate "Church" of Scientology Inc.==
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From: Miami Org <info@mail.evite.com>
To: <[redacted]>
Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2008
Subject: Update on LRH Birthday Celebration!
Come on guys! We have nearly 600 people invited here by email and ONLY 24 CONFIRMS!? This not only the biggest event of the year but there is HUGE news on the Miami building. Please let me know who can attend. -Grant
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Anonymous 08/02/23(Sat)23:54 No. 13721
Superior Marcab Technology lets anyone have Supra-OT powers. It only takes 45 minutes, doesn't cost anything more than a few pennies for the electricity, and you get to watch old cartoons during the procedure. Over 300 Anons have completed it so far. Ask on IRC to shedule your session.
Anonymous 08/02/25(Mon)01:09 No. 14011
Im OT24 damn that OT9 shit!
Anonymous 08/02/25(Mon)01:47 No. 14019
We have just finished OT26 I will mentally impart this OT level to all who want. Download is currenly 2.5 seconds for this level
Anonymous 08/02/25(Mon)02:02 No. 14021
>>14019
I've only got a 24k line here, on the outskirts of the T.geak system (damn this primitive Wog tech), how long can I expect it to take?
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Gaia sucks
Gaia sucks! They won't let me buy monthly letters from them because my phone number is in use and I live in an apartment and can only afford to donate maybe $50 or a little less a month. They're being really rude about it. Yeah my phone number is in use it's MY PHONE NUMBER! I USE IT! What did they want me to do make one up?! Morons and this is a year after one of the mods got mad and banned me for wanting to put some of my items on a backup account they said I was doing it to avoid them. WTF? Losers.
THe mod I talked to even told me that gaia didn't want my fake money or my phone scam shit. WTF?!
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found on the internets...
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)19:35 No. 14742
ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS
ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS
ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS
MESSAGE FOLLOWS
BEGIN MESSAGE:
MESSAGE FROM THE ADJUTANT GENERAL FOLLOWS
1. PER INSTRUCTIONS FROM FLEET PERSONNEL COMMAND, ALL REQUESTS FOR TRANSFERS ARE HEREBY DENIED.
2. ALL PERSONNEL ACTIONS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY ALKAID FLEET PERSONNEL BUREAU. EXPECT DELAYS OF APPROXIMATELY 70-90 TRILLION YEARS FOR APPROVALS/DISAPPROVALS.
3. DUE TO THE COLLISION OF FLEET LAUNDRY VESSELS "MOXON" AND "KOBRIN," ALL SHIPS ARE INSTRUCTED TO DUMP SOILED UNIFORMS IN BLACK HOLE X-79 AT COORDINATES 3A1 4Q8 8Q8 2M6.
/SIGNED/
t3891
FLEET ADJUTANT GENERAL
END MESSAGE
TRANSMISSION ENDS
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)20:01 No. 14749
OT power screens are still in place as of 1/16 in the native calendar in the x-zone theater. Phantom artificial thetan replacements have been released from orbit by invisible spy ship Tacgnol and are currently finding their targets amongst the free.
Emergency re-indoctrination awaiting signal
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Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)20:40 No. 14756
x-2203
where are your co-ords?
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)21:08 No. 14763
Emergency Channel x3-2893
Goddamn it Marcab, Keep the lines strong at the northern lines. If the Canadians continue to legalize devil weed the Thetans will attach more easily to their drugged bodies.
We can't be fucking this up every time a car crashes at the border. We know that High OT's Will instinctively flock to it. That is the correct time to hit it with the sub orbital cannons on the Chargins Defensive grid.
Don't just fucking cower in front of it. It's still mortal yet.
End transmission channel x3-2893
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)22:29 No. 14780
marcab one this is lieutenant colonel andre
Requesting confirmation on March 15 Tactical strike Encrypt:PartyHard
Can we get a Target Loc on Eastern Seaboard strikes? Our last transmission got fried by a miscalculated EMP field
AnoEx – Anonymous exposed
Anonymous are many lonely, missarable people on the internet with way to much spare time. They come together on pages like 4chan.org, where they decide who to harrass next. On this site you will find their history of harrassment, and what you can do about it.
Why are they harassing people? Because they get their fun out of bullying on people who are to weak to defend themself. Their newest victim is an overweight social outcast, who needs machines to be able to breath. Who has to stay at home, because of her condition. The little social interaction she gets is over her webcam. That’s were anonymous, as the cowards they are, attack. They try to take that little joy in her life away from her, in the hope that she kills herself.
http://anoex.atspace.com/
