Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/December 2007

“	<Mori> SA has become more like Sensitive Adults than something awful <mescalito> don't they make you pay now? <Mori> most of them are pussies who are like BAAAW at every 'sad' news article <DLB> mescalito: they've always made you pay for forum access <birthmother> for 10 bux i should be able to make all the nigger/rape jokes i want damnit	„
—ED IRC

“	453869350 I plan to be a psychiatrist when I am older. I think I am attracted to men who have particular mental issues.	„
—Anonymous, GroupHug

“	TO BE ENTIRELY HONEST, WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS A PATHETIC BITCH. THE BELOW ARTICLE CONTAINS BULLSHIT, LIES, AND MORE BULLSHIT.	„
—Stream-Sun, December 2, 2007

“	Hello, my name is Jeffrey Latham and I have a deal for you! I raise sexually trained dogs, both male and female for your bestiality pleasures. All animals have had their shots! All animals completely clean! All male dogs trained for giving oral, receiving oral, giving vaginal, giving anal, and receiving anal! All female dogs trained for giving oral, receiving oral, receiving vaginal, and receiving anal! I carry a wide variety of dog breeds! All animals trained to be sexual every day of the month and not just during heat or rutt! I do not take emails, so please call or visit today! Local pickups are preferred. I have hundreds of sexually trained dogs that must get sold! My two best ones at the moment are Janus and Miltopia. Also for sale are erotic videos I've made with unusual animals. My porn name is Blew Aardvark.	„
—Blu Aardvark, March 9, 2007

“	Katya said... I can't believe how close minded you people are. If you had to deal with a psycho bitch you wouldn't think "oh I should try to get her some help" you'd think "wow this bitch treats me like shit. fuck her" Maybe her parents should have seen that she had issues and gotten her help. Legally, they're supposed to be taking care of her. Her friends tried and got sick of being treated like shit. It isn't their purpose in life to help. They shouldn't have to suffer just because someone else has issues. U said it so much better than I did. That's exactly the point i wanted to make! thx! It's sort of like that time I lost at Super Mario Kart because my friends cheated so I kicked them all out and then smashed my nintendo with a baseball bat. Only i was like 8 at the time. And I didn't blame them for what I did. So there you go. Megan was a skank who had her myspace pwning coming and when the shallow bitch realized that her trophy bf was fake, and everyone knew it, she went WAYYYYYYY over the edge and killed herself. No one's fault but Megan's.	„
—Kristen, November 26, 2007

“	WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? DISGRACING GOD LIKE THIS?! God is your Father, your Creator! Without Him there is nothingness you sick fucks! This is blasphemy, making a page about Him like this! GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU SICKOS!	„
—Dumbassesonthiswebsite, December 9, 2007

“	PHAWN!	„
—Yinepusayi, from her award winning NaNoWriMo

“	Most of the people in prison for sex crimes against kids are in there for non-violent coercion of older kids (10-15) for sex. I don't believe that such people should be in prison.	„
—TheAmazingAtheist, [1]

“	And also, if I recall correctly, you can go to jail for five years in jail.	„
—Dr4g0nK1d, [3]

“	I just killed two cops. Goodbye.	„
—Tyler Dumstorf, MySpace

“	OOOOO I just cummed. I got a video of it. I'm sending it to you now.	„
—Douglas L Payne Jr., e-mail to an underage girl

“	but the elders had foreseen this...the prophosy will be granted...streatch marks hmmm very interesting.....ive hidden much of information from u the elders commanded me to...so you all fail miserably.....	„
—hatedwerewolf, [5]

“	-Im VERY Bisexual--Im 6'0" Im a tall bitch!- -My breast are so big they hurt my back- -I have 12 pericings- -Im really a size 10 in pants but my bum is so big I have to wear 16!- -My fetishes are: Spanking, Eating-out, nipple sucking, head, and having same sex partners (girl on girl not guy on guy!)- -I masterbate to my bf Ray and yell out "Marik" for some reason.- -Ive had 20 boyfriends and they dumped me all because I wouldnt put out!- -I play with fire and knives- -I constantly wear a hat- -I wear emo glasses- -My Chemical Romance is the only band I truely loved before they came so famous.- -I party too much- -I have alcers in my belly- -I was fingered by a girl...twice!- -I drink alot- -My boyfriend and I are 11 years apart.- -I LOVE Boys spanking Boys!-	„
—Bean, On her HentaiFoundry profile

“	Oh god the spam is still here!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SEE IT????	„
—DivineAngel

“	A majority of the ... haters are between the ages of 13 and they don't have their driver's permit.	„
—SokiTwopaw

“	heh, i hardly have any vids, my standards are too high now. it must be a lengthy vid, and it must be good action, and not too baby looking. 12 is a good low for me. younger is ok as long as they don't look all baby, bleh. but 12 or so, because they can cum possibly	„
—Raukue

“	Most of the people in prison for sex crimes against kids are in there for non-violent coercion of older kids (10-15) for sex. I don't believe that such people should be in prison.	„
—TheAmazingAtheist, [2]

“	And also, if I recall correctly, you can go to jail for five years in jail.	„
—Dr4g0nK1d, [4]

“	but the elders had foreseen this...the prophosy will be granted...streatch marks hmmm very interesting.....ive hidden much of information from u the elders commanded me to...so you all fail miserably.....	„
—hatedwerewolf, [6]