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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/August 2009

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Having admin abilities for my own account would be nice, I wouldn't have to bother administrators with deleting troll attack comments on my own page nor would I have to worry about unfriendly comments to my shit that are 'within rules' but go against the rules at the same time.
 

 

DracoGuard

 
 
...Feel free to read this as whining if you wish; I am but a newcomer after all, but I'd still like to know if this is how it is: that inexcusable defamations such as mine should result in the removal of all posts/edits from that user. If so, fair enough, and I will be happy to just continue considering this site as read-only and won't feel compelled to edit all the hilarious attempts at grammar, post additionals tidbits to articles regarding topics I have knowledge of or donate to once-worthy causes.

If not, then perhaps I just caught Killhamster on a particularly heavy-flow day?
 


 

Poosmellfacehead, I think we know who won here...

 
 
...Feel free to read this as whining if you wish; I am but a newcomer after all, but I'd still like to know if this is how it is: that inexcusable defamations such as mine should result in the removal of all posts/edits from that user. If so, fair enough, and I will be happy to just continue considering this site as read-only and won't feel compelled to edit all the hilarious attempts at grammar, post additionals tidbits to articles regarding topics I have knowledge of or donate to once-worthy causes.

If not, then perhaps I just caught Killhamster on a particularly heavy-flow day?
 


 

Poosmellfacehead, I think we know who won here...

 
 
"Fuuuuuuuuuck. Apparently hard chat just got my OKCupid account removed pending investigation for posting pornographic images. How is a girl supposed to get a date now?"
 

 

— just moments after more than one person told WhiteMystery to chat harder

 
 
Hi, I'm the Themaskedanalyst and I was wrongly suspended from YouTube...
 

 

Themaskedanalyst on the nature of Youtube in the 21st century

 
 
"Skye's hair grew in natural spikes, even when washed and brushed. Three days of a high fever made it resemble a mess left by a dog that had vomited up a pile of wicker."
 

 

—From the novel Mermaid's Kiss And Siren's Song written by Yaminoeyes.

 
 
I have nothing to report. Except for..it might snow tomorrow morning!@#! YAY! The ONE day I have to wake up and be downtown by 7:30! and i'm not tired either..sigh
 

 

Jameth

 
 
John, I will always love you, and even though I'm fighting to go back to God's side, I will always have a deep love for you. I'll stop lusting after you, but my love will remain, and will do anything to help you in life. Even if it hurts me. I'd gleefully jump in front of a bus to save you.
 

 

—a former user on being done with ED

 
 
Since then, DHS and the local police force have harassed our local Furcadia club, stolen our fursuits, tainted UA's, placed surveillance on our persons and vehicles, threatened several of us receiving state services, and multiple other unethical, unlawful, and unconstitutional practices.
 

 

—Blu Aardvark

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/August 10, 2009
 
 
STOP CALLING MY FUCKING STORE
 

 

—Random GameStop Employee

 
 
...and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other amiable characteristics, the Russian has no regard for human life and they are all-out sons-of-bitches, barbarians, and chronic fatasses.
 

 

George S. Patton

 
 
exploiting the weak is always good i guess
 

 

Yiri

 
 
if the person who wrote this has the guts to say it to my face i want you to email me at dilsberry@hotmail.com, my name is dylan and i would love you to say this to her friends, because they will all bash the shit out of you.
 

 

Dylan, in response to the Carly Ryan article.

 
 
if the person who wrote this has the guts to say it to my face i want you to email me at dilsberry@hotmail.com, my name is dylan and i would love you to say this to her friends, because they will all bash the shit out of you.
 

 

Dylan, in response to the Carly Ryan article.

 
 
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream
 

 

W, listen yourself

 
 
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream
 

 

W, listen yourself

 
 
many great things are afoot
 

 

LMTE

 
 
<USER X> why is ED so slow tonight? everything seems to hang at about 96% and then doesnt load
<USER Y> ditto
<USER X> i better buy a shirt

 

 

—Overheard on ED IRC

 
 
who bid $1,000,000 for the Ian Crossland pink cup and used the ebay name "TheRedSkull"?!
 

 

anon

 
 
Humans have grown like a cancer. We're the biggest blight on the face of the earth.
 

 

— the people who compare pig farming to the holocaust, PETA

 
 

[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
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[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] ... Kicks: zaiger was kicked from #ed by [girlvinyl] (your interent website is too slow!!!!)
 


 

girlvinyl in #ed- Obviously excited about the new infrastructure changes

 
 

[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] (girlvinyl) I HAVE A VERY FAST INTERNET WEBSITE
[11:09] ... Kicks: zaiger was kicked from #ed by [girlvinyl] (your interent website is too slow!!!!)
 


 

girlvinyl in #ed- Obviously excited about the new infrastructure changes

 
 
[17:22] <CopyAndSteal> Man, an you guys call yourselves trolls

[17:22] <Thewarondrugslost> yes
[17:23] <Thewarondrugslost> a winrar is you
[17:23] <@Pierced> yeah
[17:23] <CopyAndSteal> you guys are a disgrase
[17:23] <Thewarondrugslost> lol
[17:23] <@Pierced> you're the one butthurt
[17:23] <CopyAndSteal> I'm going to make my own website.

 


 

—ED IRC: CopyAndSteal is butthurt.

 
 
[17:22] <CopyAndSteal> Man, an you guys call yourselves trolls

[17:22] <Thewarondrugslost> yes
[17:23] <Thewarondrugslost> a winrar is you
[17:23] <@Pierced> yeah
[17:23] <CopyAndSteal> you guys are a disgrase
[17:23] <Thewarondrugslost> lol
[17:23] <@Pierced> you're the one butthurt
[17:23] <CopyAndSteal> I'm going to make my own website.

 


 

—ED IRC: CopyAndSteal is butthurt.

 
 
Yes. Yes, we would. That's the way it works on Wikipedia.
 

 

FisherQueen (talk · contribs) 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

 
 
His signature yelling approach to pitching an array of products, along with his recognizable beard, have gained Mays a substantial amount of recognition.
 

 

—And that's from fucking Wikipedia so you know it's true. - TOW

 
 
<Slipknot> FUCK YOU DOES ED EVEN HAVE AN ADMIN?

<@Pierced> you name is your ip address, slipknot
<Slipknot> NO, IT ONLY HAS A FAGMIN.
<@Pierced> .....
*Slipknot (446cda7d@l0ld0ngs-7B58C3B8.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
 


 

—68.108.218.125 aka LongCat64 aka CradleOfAGod@aol.com anonymously mod-sassing in #ed

 
 
It's the fucking internet. It's like a video game but with people.
 

 

triciakitty

 
 
DJ A.M. is dead, Michael Jackson was murdered, OASIS broke up ; and nothing of value was lost.
 

 

—@THE_REAL_SHAQ

 
 
I have stopped playing RuneScape competitively because it's getting progressively easier over time. With it getting easier to train skills and gain exp, I've lost a sense of accomplishment in what I've worked hard to achieve since I started in 2001. If things will continue to get easier, it ruins the game for those of us who have been here since the beginning.
 

 

—Zezimas Youtube Channel

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