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You! You! Every last one of you who has expressed hate against me! YOU'RE THE SHITHEADS!
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| —Chris-chan
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I can't take this anymore, Im about to cry from this man PMDrive who wont stay off my talk page! He is now trying to seduce me with a coupon for a cookie or something! Please please!! I need your help this is the 4th time ive try to delete his message but he keeps posting new ones!! please help mee!!
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| —Ryan Von’s (random Wikipedia n00b) complaint against Wikipedo cookies, [1]
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I MIGHT GO BACK TO SCHOOL , I CAN IF I WANT TO . WE HAVE THE MONEY ?? IF I WENT I GUESS IT WOULD BE FOR COMPUTER SHIT.
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lampetia: unless old lesbidykes are not considered cougars
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/August 11, 2008
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Paul told me that he didn't care what I did. He didn't care if I killed myself...
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| — Andrea "Renetta" Robinette
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Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!
The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.
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Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil"., Chris-chan, responding to the alleged hoax
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coffee_n_scream: no im not a furry, i dont want to fuck them, theyre just cool
Mother Fcking
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- bambithebandgeek: yeah, somehow I think if they knew my mom was a lawyer and that I want to be one too and that all her lawyer friends watched me grew up they'd be much more worried about me saying I'm planning to sue them...
- bambithebandgeek: ripping me off is like getting an Italian mobster's daughter knocked up...
- bambithebandgeek: if I had ever gotten fucked with by someone in high school, like kidnapped or raped or mugged or anything like that my mom would have sent the Hell's Angels after them, and then taken them to court if they were still alive after that.
- bambithebandgeek: my old car that exploded had a hell's angels sticker on it
- bambithebandgeek: that shit is like having diplomatic immunity from criminals
- bambithebandgeek: basically people generally don't want to fuck with hell's angels, ever
- bambithebandgeek: and my mom was one of their lawyers for a while
- bambithebandgeek: she sponsored a bunch of their events
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- selke: "What'd you do last night?" "Watched Kandi poop."
- coffee_n_scream: your ass is loose for diff reasons kandi
- abbreviatedkt: That's what best friends do, selke. Right?
- lampetia: I bet it sloshes out like hamburger in a meat grinder
- lampetia: with a FLORP
- Mother Fcking God: it kinda does
- coffee_n_scream: it comes out like soft surve
- Mother Fcking God: it just pours out like soft serve
- coffee_n_scream: can i come stay in your bathroom kandi, we can just drink and poop all day
- coffee_n_scream: it'll be a party
- coffee_n_scream: poopin and drinkin till da break of drawn
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wtf_stupid chat
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I have sworn never to revert vandalism on Wikipedia for its own sake. This is cleaning up shit off floors because Jimbo has a "non-negociable" policy with regard to use of diapers.
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| —Wikipedo Review member Milton Roe, [2]
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Grawp is awesome. Look at the Grawp article for great justice and epic lulz.
Grawp is awesome. Look at the
Grawp article for great justice and epic lulz.
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- Drunkenlazybastard: mmm, beer n' cigarettes :D
- hirschgeist: lucky SOB
- Drunkenlazybastard: I'm drinking fine Camo Silver Ice xxXxx Malt Liquor
- Drunkenlazybastard: chilled, naturally
- Drunkenlazybastard: it brings out the more subtle flavors of camel piss and wino blood
- Drunkenlazybastard: with a hint of vanilla
- hirschgeist: lol
- hirschgeist: you hick
- Drunkenlazybastard: don't be hatin'
- hirschgeist: I just hope the 7-11 by my house sells Joose.
- Drunkenlazybastard: ah, Joose. energy drank malt liquor for negros.
- Drunkenlazybastard: imma grip n' sip
- hirschgeist: yeah, but Joose orange does taste better than Camo Black Ice
- hirschgeist: you have to admit
- Drunkenlazybastard: it tastes like the acidic stomach content of a meth head who chugged a gallon of Mad Dog 20/20
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/August 31, 2008
