Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/August 2008

“	WhiteMystery, why are you so fucking mysterious and amazing at the time...	„
—Weatherman

“	You! You! Every last one of you who has expressed hate against me! YOU'RE THE SHITHEADS!	„
—Chris-chan

“	I can't take this anymore, Im about to cry from this man PMDrive who wont stay off my talk page! He is now trying to seduce me with a coupon for a cookie or something! Please please!! I need your help this is the 4th time ive try to delete his message but he keeps posting new ones!! please help mee!!	„
—Ryan Von’s (random Wikipedia n00b) complaint against Wikipedo cookies, [1]

“	I MIGHT GO BACK TO SCHOOL , I CAN IF I WANT TO . WE HAVE THE MONEY ?? IF I WENT I GUESS IT WOULD BE FOR COMPUTER SHIT.	„
—Pigslop

“	lampetia: unless old lesbidykes are not considered cougars	„
—Lampetia

“	Paul told me that he didn't care what I did. He didn't care if I killed myself...	„
— Andrea "Renetta" Robinette

“	Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies! The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.	„
—---- Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil"., Chris-chan, responding to the alleged hoax

“	coffee_n_scream: no im not a furry, i dont want to fuck them, theyre just cool Mother Fcking	„
—coffee_n_scream

“	bambithebandgeek: yeah, somehow I think if they knew my mom was a lawyer and that I want to be one too and that all her lawyer friends watched me grew up they'd be much more worried about me saying I'm planning to sue them... bambithebandgeek: ripping me off is like getting an Italian mobster's daughter knocked up... bambithebandgeek: if I had ever gotten fucked with by someone in high school, like kidnapped or raped or mugged or anything like that my mom would have sent the Hell's Angels after them, and then taken them to court if they were still alive after that. bambithebandgeek: my old car that exploded had a hell's angels sticker on it bambithebandgeek: that shit is like having diplomatic immunity from criminals bambithebandgeek: basically people generally don't want to fuck with hell's angels, ever bambithebandgeek: and my mom was one of their lawyers for a while bambithebandgeek: she sponsored a bunch of their events	„

“	selke: "What'd you do last night?" "Watched Kandi poop." coffee_n_scream: your ass is loose for diff reasons kandi abbreviatedkt: That's what best friends do, selke. Right? lampetia: I bet it sloshes out like hamburger in a meat grinder lampetia: with a FLORP Mother Fcking God: it kinda does coffee_n_scream: it comes out like soft surve Mother Fcking God: it just pours out like soft serve coffee_n_scream: can i come stay in your bathroom kandi, we can just drink and poop all day coffee_n_scream: it'll be a party coffee_n_scream: poopin and drinkin till da break of drawn	„
— wtf_stupid chat

“	Semiprotecting is definitely a better idea than voluntarily viewing /b/.	„
—A WikiPussy at the administrators' noticeboard.

“	I have sworn never to revert vandalism on Wikipedia for its own sake. This is cleaning up shit off floors because Jimbo has a "non-negociable" policy with regard to use of diapers.	„
—Wikipedo Review member Milton Roe, [3]

Grawp is awesome. Look at the Grawp article for great justice and epic lulz.

“	Drunkenlazybastard: mmm, beer n' cigarettes :D hirschgeist: lucky SOB Drunkenlazybastard: I'm drinking fine Camo Silver Ice xxXxx Malt Liquor Drunkenlazybastard: chilled, naturally Drunkenlazybastard: it brings out the more subtle flavors of camel piss and wino blood Drunkenlazybastard: with a hint of vanilla hirschgeist: lol hirschgeist: you hick Drunkenlazybastard: don't be hatin' hirschgeist: I just hope the 7-11 by my house sells Joose. Drunkenlazybastard: ah, Joose. energy drank malt liquor for negros. Drunkenlazybastard: imma grip n' sip hirschgeist: yeah, but Joose orange does taste better than Camo Black Ice hirschgeist: you have to admit Drunkenlazybastard: it tastes like the acidic stomach content of a meth head who chugged a gallon of Mad Dog 20/20	„
— serious debate is serious

“	When I see something I decide whether I should smoke it, drink it, or eat it	„
—Perry Cakes, A real American Hero

“	I have sworn never to revert vandalism on Wikipedia for its own sake. This is cleaning up shit off floors because Jimbo has a "non-negociable" policy with regard to use of diapers.	„
—Wikipedo Review member Milton Roe, [4]