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[edit] Featured Quotations for October 2008

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<@weev> Encore: so who are you and what brings you to #ed

< Encore> I'm a well known TOW
< Encore> though not an admin :P
<@weev> neat
< Encore> i saw an article about you once
< Encore> it was about that ipod boy hahahahaha
<@weev> wow you're clever!

weev sets mode: +b *!*VRS@*.connect.com.fj
Encore was kicked by weev (weev)

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—This morning in #ED

“	< DongBot> [CL M4M Chicago] ave looking guy for ave looking guy for photos (wickerish) 48yr http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4m/863299167.html < babelbot> hello < babelbot> Made level Agradavelmente under of the end of Chicago < babelbot> Chicago < babelbot> Chicago < babelbot> Great white man of Chicago < babelbot> Tree-aligned upon the avenue of Chicago < babelbot> They destroy	„
—#Dongescrow

“	Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president we've had probably in American history.	„
—Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee Joe Biden, telling it like it is

“	The chant is "drill, baby, drill." And that's what we hear all across this country...	„
—It's because verybody wants to drill you, Governor Palin

“	In my comment there, it was a lame attempt at a joke and yours was a lame attempt at a joke, too, I guess, because nobody got it.	„
—Sarah Palin, explaining to us that she is unfunny, as is her opponent

“	MY HORSE I LOVED PADRON IS ON U=TUBE, HE DIED LAST JUNE 2007. I REMEMBERED THAT HE GOT STUNG ON THE PENIS BY A BAD WASP AND WAS HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE DIED SHORTLY AFTER THAT. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE	„
—lol wut

“	< FuckYouImArabbit> i tried to trick my ex into fisting her own ass before <@killhamster> lol "trick"? < WISEBLOOD-OPERA> LOL < FuckYouImArabbit> got to three fingers before she was like "wait a minute..."	„
—ED IRC, The fucking space program

“	What don't you know and how will you learn it?	„
—Peggy in Amherst, New Hampshire, The Presidential debate on October 7th

“	< dantc> mccain always looks like he's wearing a human suit.	„
—#debate, ED IRC

“	Seriously, being mean to autistic people is really mean, even though they don't have feelings and aren't human.	„
—FAG ON THE FORUMS, Something Awful