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So, we here at ED have decided we want to expand our horizons a bit. If you've been on the Internet for any amount of time, I'm sure people have introduced you to new memes, or perhaps you're old enough to remember the Prime Number Shitting Bear. We want ED to become THE repository for all those Internet things that made you smile, pass along to friends, or have you singing "Weee!" while going to class or work. We're all about the lulz and the best way to create lulz is through infotainment! And we can't do it without you guys.

So here's the deal, actually worry about facts, but don't forget the lulz, either. Mock the shit out of the stuff you didn't like, but remember what we're trying to do. And don't worry, we won't be subjecting you to a rigorous "is this dramatic?!" session with everything you write like that OTHER WIKI, but we won't hesitate to put some crap on the page until it meets a better standard.

Feel free to add to this list as you see fit. And take some initiative and add on your own, too, this is just an example list. If you were part of an interesting IRC channel, or remember interesting IRC people, write about them! On an interesting message board? Write about it! Consider ED your own personal Internet museum, if you have to. And, I can't stress this enough, keep it fun AND funny.

Before you post a request here: Encyclopedia Dramatica (as a rule) is only interested in articles relating to drama, internets, or memes.

Include links unless you are pretty sure everyone interested in the subject area will have some idea what you are talking about.

Contents

[edit] Articles Needing Creation

Remember - if it's blue or purple, it already exists, if it's red then it needs to be created. See also: Special:Wantedpages


[edit] Bureaucratic Fucks (Wikipedia) Drama

[edit] Hackers

[edit] LJ Users

Please keep the "no real names" rule in mind when creating user articles.

  • Kupok - Name shows up everywhere, has about 10 furs eternally pissed at him so I can't tell what this fag's all about. doxplz kthnx <3 Kupok
  • Snowgrouse: Infamous Doctor Who fangirl obsessed with slash. Is very hypocritical about the new series like "OMG I HATE RTD HOW DARE YOU GRRR MARY SUE ROSE BUT JOHN SIMM IS SO CUTE SQUEE!". Likes making slash Photoshops. her LJ
  • Habibekindheart Had 10 kids, all were taken away, one was murdered by foster parents. LJ moms treat her like a martyr.
  • Dwa20 - Old insane woman obsessed with playing with dolls and taking them out to shop with her. Frequents parenting comms. and nubs and often brings the old-school lulz.
  • Aria Star Direct descendant of a black slave and Pocahontas. Also kills pets a lot "on accident."
  • Jessy1019 Did you know there are anti-adoption activists? She's one of them. Pro: causes insane rage in everybody she talks to. Con: never ever ever gets angry or aggressive.
  • David Deacon I don't care if that's his real name, it's also his LJ id. Stalker and creepy misogynist lurker at Anti feminism, which also needs to be an article.
  • Fayanora Transgendered pagan who made up her own religion featuring goddess Shao'Kehn. Don't ask her "Isn't that the guy from Mortal Kombat?"
  • joeuser75 is a sick freak who gets off on pissing in his pants.
  • a_sailors_grave the whiny attention whore who won't stop masturbating on shitlist.

[edit] LJ Communities

  • Anti feminism -- supposed to be against feminism instead of anti-feminism as a whole, but everyone has a different opinion on that.

[edit] Memes

[edit] SS Free users

[edit] Facebook users

[edit] Myspace Users

Look for moar Myspace users to lulz up.

[edit] Sites

[edit] Forums

The Hacker Crackdown defence was started by a freedom-loving but conservative well-using Dead-head (pore ole fan of the Grateful Dead). The name "The Well" still exists as a tentacle of Microsoft.

[edit] People

  • Craig Matthew Feigin for epic failhax and n00dz: [37]
  • Marisel Garcia for delicious pwnage at the hands of McFaggin.
  • Tim Gunn from project runway haha i love this guy but he needs to get rolled by this place too. make it work!
  • Edward Brown, world famous for trolling Freemasons.[38]
  • Jay Maynard aka "Tron guy", his wikipedia article, I don't think I need to add more.
  • Andrea Dworkin: Though she's now dead, this bitch needs a fucking article! She inspired the entire RadFem movement, and of note, BitingBeaver. Need evidence to prove her batshit insanity? Google her quotes; you won't be disappointed.
  • Adam Deeley: this guy an heroed due to a cake eating contest, has some web profiles left, bbc article, his bebo.
  • Lawrence King: This kid . . . Wow. VERY VERY COMMITTED to the concept of faggotry as death-march. Newsweek just did an article on him, which newshound trolled Boychat with. I need to find the lawrfs in this or else cry. A pretty boy deeply into gender & sexual dysfunction and death? There needs to be a shota-ku about him. Also he's been mentioned as "Larry King" right on fucking CNN lol.
  • Bobby Crosby: webcomic author responsible for these pieces of shit, and the even more godawful Pupkin. Used to be a Keenspace bigwig (brother of Chris Crosby) and rumour has it that his own family paid him off just to make him fuck off and stop embarassing everyone with his faggoty antics on the forums. Can't spend five minutes on a forum without exploding, routinely calls his own fans idiots and liars, and googles himself obsessively to make sure people aren't saying horrible mean lies about him on the internet. Turkmenbashi 09:25, 24 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Internet Aristocracy: An article on these snobs woudl be appreciated. They are related to the Internet Tough Guy crowd, they are internet users on a forum that have more privileges than a regular user of a forum/site/game/whatever or have been there longer so they have more impact in the community. So thus they let this go to their heads and act stuck-up. Vampire Freaks is a very good example of this.
  • Donald Deatherage (great powerword, amirite?) an early-ish predator as Headshaver on AOL, some details are here, search or scroll down.
  • MeMe Roth Meredith "MeMe" Roth is an anti-obesity advocate, pro-ana retard, and all-around attention whore. Examples of her IRL trolling include insulting that chubby girl that won American Idol [39], getting cupcakes and soda banned in schools [40], and recently appeared on the Daily Show [41]. By her logic, cupcakes are poisoning our kids, anti-freeze "tastes good," and "donating books to school libraries" are fun birthday party activities. (Check some of the "fat rights" advocate blogs complaining about her for extra lulz)
  • Gabe Newell - Perfect Fodder, President of Valve or something, Also known as Gay Ben srsly.
  • Tim Rogers Pretentious wapanese hackjob of a video game journalist and the master of TL;DR. Declared "worst video game reviewer working today" by Something Awful([42]) for a good reason.
  • Brenda Martin Some Canadian jailed in Mexico for a crime she didn't commit story here may soon become an hero if not released.
  • Richard Garriott AKA Lord British - Developer of Ultima, Mary-sue self-insertion in every game he makes.
  • Eric GaymerGurlz Forum Administrator composed of Buttsecks & Fail - ripe for raep at ([43])
  • Vince McMahon Sicne we got an article about John Cena how about we put an article about Vince McMahon on here, something real lulzy would be good.
  • Alicia Gaustaferro is a souless void that is completely incapable of complex thought. She was featured a while back on ABC's Wifeswap as the Pageant Princess from Hell
  • James Spear - Raeped the bejeezus out of various females. Reports are he started at the age of 12. Stories can be found right here.
  • Brigitte Bardot, like Pamala Anderson, only French and racist!
  • MCRmy -You can see why this is needed, so do it... Intel
  • Chrono/Ki Sanctuary - please, some priorities, this guy is historically important! The first Internet personality to go over 9000! Martial arts + DragonBall Z + Pentecostalism = Some guy flailing around crazily. [44] (WARNING: the video has that track on the background.) [45] Limit break!
  • Doug Stanhope: Some unknown admin deleted this article without giving it enough time to add content. There was a lot there. Please help to restore what was lost, and to add more to make it undeletable.
  • Kenneth Copeland -- Farting Preacher Youtube Videos, Mike Huckabee, Financial scandal (money for the jet).
  • Randy Pausch - hero of collegefags (the same type that would go around posting "Who is John Galt?" posters around campus) and attention whore who got promoted by talk shows and the news for simply writing a "moving speech". did I mention he died? lulz potential - upsetting a ton of faggots.
  • Nancy Stouffer-Legend. Whore who tried to sue JK Rowling for plagerism.
  • Vincent Li - Someone who both is batshit insane and beheaded someone on a greyhound bus
  • Patrick Swayze - causing drama IRL because he's dying of cancer.
  • Joyce Bernann McKinney she cloned some dogs but it turns out she has a real ugly past. can you hear the Law and Order doink doink?
  • Don Bluth - ex-Disney slave who made his own share of furry fap material(Balto, Land Before Time, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Fievel, etc.)
  • Ryan McDonald and Jamar B. Siler - An emo who got shot, and the fucktard who pwned him: [46]
  • Jörg Schilling - Wrote some CD-burning software for Linux and Solaris. Keeps saying Linux sucks, for lame reasons. Thinks everything should be SCSI. Thinks "0,0,0" makes more sense to common average joe than "/dev/cdrw". Fucked around with his software licenses. Everybody got tired of the bullshit and forked the software. [47][48]
  • The kid featured in this video - Some stupid little brat throws a huge fit when his mom told him he had to stop playing WoW and go to bed. If anyone has any information about this kid, please post it.
  • Neal Adams : A computer progammer who "will draw, computer animate, green screen, motion capture, and create C.G.I. animation with character driven personality." The lulz comes from the fact that he believes that the Earth is growing, and that there is a conspiracy among scientists to silence him. [49]
  • Brother Rick, crazy campus fundie thinks everybody's going to Hell!
  • Elizabeth Halverson - [50] [51] [52] [53] lulz to be had
  • Fred aka Lucas Cruikshank -- see Lucas Cruikshank on Wikipedia. Yes it is possible to out-bumpity BumpityBoo.
  • tony alamo another evanglist busted for kiddie pronz this sick fucker was movign kids over thes tate line or the border or someting to fuck their asses oh yeh his wief looks like a drag qween hag who did teh crypt keeper

[edit] Internet Shit

[edit] FurAffinity and other furry bullshit

  • Glouton Glouton Overly furry patriotic and OH SO insulted by ED. Keeps ranting (read whining) and writing fat stories.
  • Dragonrider1227 - FA A nigger furfag who's completely obsessed with Disney World. Like, completely obsessed. He also has a boner for a ton of cartoon characters, especially Jenny the robot from My Life as a Teenage Robot (his DA webcam is a picture of her perfectly trapezoid-shaped ass). His Furaffinity is full of shitty MSpaint pictures of his (nigger version of Tails with an afro) fursona fucking them. He's also got a toy obsession, and his Youtube is full of his action figure videos and shit he's taped at Disney World. He also is butthurt over ED, says it's full of slander, and he also hates lulz. He is a BFF of Mikeroach113 Tpirman1982, and Kphoria. If Dragonrider got an ED page, it'd be instant lulz shitstorm.
  • Kupok - Name shows up everywhere, has about 10 furs eternally pissed at him so I can't tell what this fag's all about. doxplz kthnx <3 Kupok
  • SumoSkunk Supposedly 13 or 14 years old his FA and his alternate FA advertises for commissions on other peoples FA pages. Suffers from extreme butthurt (I got some good drama he had up that he deleted, if anyone goes to make this page contact me for it --Zoltan 14:19, 21 April 2008 (CDT) )
  • dragovian15 - Furfag who strangely enough has no fursona, is a 15 year old boy who lives and Gerogia and speaks english almost as bad as Inflatablewolfi. Takes everything literally, refuses to learn how to use MS Paint properly, incredibly easy to troll, also traces drawings .Dragovian15
  • DarkNek0Gami - A really fucked up furry, made furry porn of portal the day it came out. He seems to be obbessed with furrys that have dongs anywhere that isn't where it should be. Lulz and drama ensures. nek0gami
  • Mishioshu who is yet another furfailure that whines for the slightest thing that annoys him like how he doesn't want to learn French despite he lives in a French location or equally retarded things. He also thinks people should shape up in face of his moody angst instead of working on it his own action. He hangs on fA to cry and whine He has the bad habit of deleting his emo stuff when he realizes he was being retarded so any way to get bakc old journals = plus with him. And his msot recent whiny image he did: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/666420/ For anyone with skills in lulz and has some time.
  • Radical Rabbit http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Radical_Rabbit "Just because we mate like rabbits doesn't mean we should breed like them! Reproductive choice, education and freedom NOW"
  • Dmuth a furry who actually reverts vandalism on ED [54]. He's a wikifur admin.
  • Jaggers jaggers [55] An annoying little bastard who utterly fails at flash, gives people purrs for stupid things, uses false endangered animals, and epically fails as even a remedial /b/tard intelligence test.
  • Redbomber91430 FA a 16 year old internet tough guy, he sticks up for stupid emo furries that get butthurt over everything, usually calling the offender an asshole and blocking them before they say anything back, he'll also whine to every admin that you need to be banned for nothing. He has a habit of following people to different sites and whining to whoever is in charge that he is being harassed when no one even talked to him. I had an article about him up but it got deleted cause I didn't have enough shit on him. He would possibly be a good source of lulz. Also he's a shitty artist and Gaiafag.
  • Doug Winger VCL and WikiFur page, crazy furry artists who draws herms with WAY oversized packages and chests.
  • Cerberus Cerberus Made a really trippy animation called the Ekkosangen, does a lot of gory stomping art.
  • Gabe Gabe Draws girls with tits the size of Manhattan, and lots of crazy huge dicks.
  • Raniko or Vangelis. FA YT LJ This is a furfag I see you haven't covered yet. I recommend you scout on its deviantArt for lulz, as I'm inexperienced in this art. Deals with herms, furry, Ragnarok Online, and being an internet tough guy. Sucks cocks of whoever praises his work and attempts to troll people who make it feel butthurt. Also, Raniko is fugly.
  • Dog Days of Summer is another furry comic that has recently come online. Like the others furry comics, this one gets progressively gayer as the story moves forward. Dog Days of Summer Website APW 23:07, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Swan-scone DA FA a possible target. A "former porn artist", huge fangirl, a big furry and an even bigger hypocrite. If you lurk around long enough (2.04 seconds), you can find many, MANY drawings of fetishes including but not limited too: Gore, Vore, Her boyfriend (a fetish in itself), Anteaters (whut?), and genderswaps of pretty much all of her friends. Also has a drama ridden history with a number of users from various sites. But the real gold would be on her LJ -missing link- -friends only journal-

[edit] Companies

[edit] Video games

[edit] Pen-and-paper RPGs and other übergeek shit

  • FATAL - complex and ultra-super-realistic fantasy RPG based on real history and mythologies, at least according to the (self-)description. In reality, a juvenile and creepy rape and gore game with statistics for vaginal circumference and critical failure results that cause nipples to grow on foreheads. And, of course, it's notorious for summoning the creator an a horde of retarded fans wherever the name of the game is merely whispered in. The company is defunct, the horror remains. Review


[edit] Movies

[edit] Books

[edit] Television

[edit] Fandom Stuff

  • Jidane - A fat mcDonalds Frycook That is the epicenter of Kindom hearts Guro Vore. My God, look at this Shit!
  • Ms. Scribe - An attention whore who got into the Harry Potter community's elite, through sock puppetry, trolling, and some flat out lies that polarized online Potter fans for the past four years. Ms.Scribe scandal
    • Cumming this summer. Damn-o-tron 20:01, 20 April 2008 (CDT)
  • warioman Please God, somebody put him in his place. :( Shitty Sheezy I died a little on the inside
  • Tuxedo Mini Mask http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-Tuxedo_Mini_Mask.php -Known art thief on FAC. He believes he was a devil in his past life and explains in his profile he is not gay. Read his profile. Plz.
  • CJ Collins A cosplayer of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI who's as batshit insane as the character, diving into the role with the gusto of a true weeaboo. He goes to various anime and gaming conventions. He has videos of his antics on JewTube. Also rummored to be a massive homosexual.
  • Alix Henriol This girl is creepy as fuck. She's 20 years old, and wants to fuck Sonic the hedgehog,litterally. She says she's married to him and she wants to eat his vomit and feces,and drink his bludz. Also,she calls toonophilia robophilia,for some reason,altought robophilia would be robot sex,and not cartoon sex.
  • Dead Leaves - Take FLCL, give it heavy doses of crack and make it have hot buttsecks with Cowboy Bebop. The result is roughly 60 minutes of WTF, lulz and epic. Someone posted the dubbed version in 5 parts on YouTube. (Note: I may do this myself when I have the time)
  • Fire Emblem - Until a few years ago this series wouldn't have been worth looking into. However, the introduction of the "laguz" has left it at the mercy of the internet. There is likely tons of rule 34 and flame fights over which characters are better, unfortunately a lot of sites have vanished over time as domains have expired.
  • MouseAvenger A batshit insane fangirl from DevianTART with a more-than-unhealthy obsession with "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Great Mouse Detective." She can't draw at all, writes shit fanfiction, stalks other TARTlets, and to top it all off, is trying to write a shitty script for a sequel to "The Great Mouse Detective" which believes that Disney will actually want. What the hell.
  • Frenzy Bomb - Annoying fangirl. Jack of all horrible trades. Pairs her Mary Sues with every popular character EVER. EVER. Also is a furfag. ShittyArt
  • Miku Hatsune Part of a shitty singing program called "VOCALOID" Yamaha created that has a blue-haired animu loli for its mascot. Videos of her "singing" can be found all over YouTube - once you watch a video, you can easily see why weeaboos and the Japanese fap to this shit. Srsly though, she sounds like a fucking robot that can sing notes that can make dogs howl (or your ears bleed. Whichever you prefer). In agony. Has her own version of leekspin. Somebody plz do an article on her or any of the other VOCALOIDS for the lulz.

[edit] Twisted sexual acts

[edit] YouTube

Comment Please suggest your articles on the YouTube Needed Article Page from now on.

Remember, we do not want an article about every nobody on the tubes. We want quality articles on notables or that contain sufficient drama and lulz.

[edit] DeviantART

Comment Please suggest your articles on the DeviantART Needed Article Page from now on.

Remember, we do not want more shitty stubs on every DAtard, we want articles on true lolcows.

[edit] Deleted Pages That Need to Be Rewritten

These pages have been flushed in our effort to improve quality, but are about subjects that might be interesting and relevant to ED's goals.

[edit] Deleted Pages That Have Been Rewritten LOL@U

  • Molag Bal the first one was deleted because it was not written properly with ED guidelines, but it can be filled with lots of lulz. Albertluque 09:15, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
  • Crazy Frog - at the moment is just a redirect. But it was a very annoying forced meme in its day in 2005 both on the internets and in the old media, and deserves its own article on ED.
  • Electric Retard - notable, and lulzy sick fuck webcomic. Deleted several times under electric retard, but it is an internet relevant subject and something we should have an article on - just not a shit one.

[edit] Miscellaneous

  • Dei3and8 - Epic FCTC troll that became an hero because he had CP. DISREGARD THAT JUST A EPIC TROLLING (FOR SCIENCE!).
  • BLACK HOLE *WHY* is there no article? Also, Obama's nuts need their own eulogistic article, now that they've been threatened by Jesse Jackson. (---Didaskalos)
  • Welfare I am curious why we have one that redirects to Kewian instead of having a article poking fun on those on welfare. I am sure a full article on the topic could produce some good stuff.

[edit] Articles that need help

  • Australia - Needs some moar updates and funny.
  • Mosh Girl - the article is just a pic, needs more shoops etc
  • The credit crunch - relevant article to current affairs, needs more lulz, pictures, and internets.
  • They Might Be Giants - Old article was crappy jokes and information on the band. New article needs to be 90% on their internet exploits and any interesting events/drama surrounding the band ONLINE, if anyone really cares.
  • Advice Puppy - Creator's lulz were running on empty when created. Please make it lulzy.
  • 2012 doomsday kooks' sites and forums. (a Wiki).
  • I have no idea what this site is, but I know that 2012 is supposed to be the end of the Mayan long count calendar. I might do it if no one else beats me to it.
  • Yiffstar - needs moar lulz and drama as does the site itself
  • New York Nurse- needs moar of everything-pics, text, /34/, et cetera.
  • Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer - needs more text.
  • BambiBlaze - Needs moar drama, etc.
  • Ship - srsly cock ass in
  • Uncle Kage - this guy leads the world's biggest furry convention. A convention that may have caused a fucking baseball team to lose because they shared a hotel with the said convention. There has to be SOMETHING on this guy. He's creepy and he's important.
  • Screencap needs, like, moar screencaps
  • Message from scientology needs pictures. all text from scifag on now.
  • alexreynard who draw lots of puketastic Gadget scat-porn supported Ray Jones and compared raid4lulz to RL-rape! OH SHI
  • MindWipe - Needs moar funny, drama, etc. And also better organization of content.
  • Latenightshots - Article is pretty crap. Not funny, little drama. Needs moar eeeeverything!
  • Boring articles.
  • Anything that's crap.
  • Eproctophilia Farting fetish porn is very sick,and very real. Just go on fchan or deviantart,you'll find some easily. There are some IRL non-drawn farting pornos out there too. You can help this article by finding non-anime pictures, embedding videos, or finding eproctophiles(possibly ones from deviantart) and adding their names to the list.
  • Splongcat needs moar EVERYTHING. Pix, screenshots, actual lulz, etc.
  • Jabberwacky just needs moar... fairly simple though :)
  • Will Smith -- the guy his turned Scientology and donated $1 million of his money to start a Scientology private school http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360642,00.html
  • Jake Roberts A new an hero, killed himself because his dad wouldn't let him play Wii. Just discovered on /b/ on Thursday, June 26th, 2008. Moar content needs to be added to the article.
  • Transphobia- Srsly there is a phobia that wasn't on ED? WTF? It has been started (weakly), but needs help to make it ED-worthy. (Arguecat3 13:33, 30 June 2008 (CDT))
  • TammyToe - A retarded mother who makes pedo fap videos of her jailbait daughters for juggalos to fap to. Needs a lot of work.
  • James Bond - Needs moar internet shit about the fags who freaked out over Daniel Craig being cast as James Bond, and moar lulz over the different Bond actors (although Sean Connery wife-beating jokes have hit their limit... or have they?).
  • SEGA - SEGA!
  • Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten - Not that funny just like the original picture.
  • W - Has almost nothing about his epic failure as leader of the free world.
  • Jonas Brothers-needs tons more drama from places other than YouTube.
  • Mary Alice Altorfer - Old whoar who took the pools closed meme as a racist attack.
  • Kyle XY - emo teen drama
  • Jokawild - The victim of the greyhound beheading was an ICP fan.
  • [FBI Redirection] I know this is a popular joke, not too many things on it though.
  • The Great Fence - Has a good potential, and needs more Lulz.
  • Nuttymadam3575 - A giant emo whale that has the potential for massive lulz.
  • The Beatles - it just redirects right now but alot of people get really butthurt when you say the beatles suck. This REALLY needs help its just a copypasta from wikipedia.
  • An Hero - Total failure, needs extensive rewriting, especially considering this is an important meme.

[edit] Stuff to Keep up to Date

ED:PRESS for press references to ED. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pink_Spider This article needs to be funnier it does not meet ED standards.

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