Encyclopedia Dramatica:DeviantART Improvement Drive
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 FAQsWith so many EDiots patrolling recent changes with their wrathful banhammers ready to slam anyone who hasn't read all these links and guides, you have to ask yourself - is this really worth it? Or could your tartlet be just as easily trolled by splattering muddy dicks all over her userpage?
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DeviantART, one of the greatest sources of drama, has recently been organized into the deviantART Portal. Unfortunately, with such a large amount of drama, failed attempts at articles, attempts at violating NYPA, etc. have made this one of the largest sources of AIDS on ED. After seeing the success of the first ED improvement drive as well as the YouTube Improvement Drive, it was decided that deviantART definitely needed one. This page contains detailed instructions, as well as links, to pages to help you help us. The youtube improvement drive was used as an inspiration for this page, note the similarities, you dumb fucks.
DO NOT WANT
The following stuff is useless in articles, and adds to the unfunny levels. You can help us by removing it. If you see that you're putting this in your articles a lot, you might just be Unfunny. Don't worry though, while a cure is still not yet known, there are very effective treatments, looky here: ED:101, ED:ABOUT, ED:LULZ, and ED:CRAP, we know, they're usually for new users, but re-read and absorb them.
A billion templates
Listen, templates are fine, and fun. But really anything other than the series template(s), and important notices (i.e. {{baleetplz}}, {{crap}}, etc.) should be avoided on the pages. Especially things like {{spoiler}}, {{fact}}, and {{warning}}, the latter two which have already been deleted due to misuse.
Over 9000 memes
See that? That wasn't very funny, right? Same thing in the articles. Try piping the links, so for example "[[Over 9000|too many]]" keeps the article looking like it was written by a sane person, while still providing links to those memes that we all embrace far too much.
Giant fucking gallery
Alright, you should upload images to the server, all articles need lots of pix. But here's some guide rules to follow when uploading images:
- Upload enough, but then be stingy to avoid clogging up the article
- If you have more than like 10 images in the gallery section of the article, use the {{cg}} (collapsible gallery) template.
Make sure they're worth it
Listen, dA is chock full of tracers, and lol-cows, attention whores, and everything else. There are a SHIT-TON of shitty, useless articles already in the system, these WILL be tagged and deleted in the coming weeks. We want epic lol-cows along the lines of Snapesnogger, DivineAngel, and others. If in doubt, check with the Tsars, or post it on Portal:DeviantART/Needed, where it will be reviewed.
SRS DO NOT WANT (aka do this shit and get b&)
ED is Not Your Personal Army
This one's really easy. ED is here to document lulz, we don't give a fuck that OMG you had a little spat with random tartlet #8823131, alright? See the above "Make Sure they're worth it" section for more information regarding this.
Good Examples
Patrolling Templates
If you mark something for deletion, add it here so that we can keep track of these things easier.
{{daid}} (Delete Soon)
This template is used to mark shitty dA-related pages for deletion. It gives users a 2 week grace period to fix their article, or have it moved into their userspace, before it's baleeted. It has to be substed, (i.e {{subst:daid}} for it to work properly. Shorter template name coming soon.
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As part of the DeviantART Improvement Drive, some articles which have been declared to not meet our standards have been given a short grace period rather then outright deletion. |
{{daid2}} (Delete Now)
This template is to be used on any shitty dA pages that have been cuntpasted to the creator's supbage, or are just totally hopeless. Syntax is really easy on this one: {{daid2}}
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As part of the DeviantART Improvement Drive, some articles which just totally suck have been cuntpasted to user subpages, or marked with this template if it is hopeless. |
Moved Notification
Coming soon, template will notify the user that their article has been moved to their userspace, and inform them to stop failing.
Other Areas
Other important areas of the dA Improvement Drive and Portal are:
- The dA Portal - It's up and running now, being maintained and ready for use.
- dA Series Template - Is now permanently locked, please add new tartlets at Portal:DeviantART/people.
- Tagged articles - dA articles tagged for deletion.
- Needed Articles - dA articles that other EDiots have requested be made. You can also add entries there.
A Final Note
| Policy This article defines official ED Policy. |
Listen dumbfucks, this is policy, we will uphold these standards amongst the dA articles, and we will do it with the full extent of our operabusing powers. The deviantART category is full of so much shit, and we won't tolerate it, or any extra shit on top of it. We'll delete the articles, move them to your userspace, anything that needs to be done.
Read this faggots
- When is it crap? - Tips to avoid writing poor articles.
- Maintaining a Good Joke:Word Count Ratio - Tips on keeping a healthy amount of lulz in your article.
- The Style Guide - For general tips on writing articles.
- ED:101 - How 2 EDit for Dummies.
