Electric Retard
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Quite possibly the only webcomic worth reading, Electric Retard is written by and for the more cultured viewers, founded by confessed attention whore and pedophile Eric Vaughn. Only two things give Eric boners: people complaining about his comic, and pictures of little boys.
Forums
If Electric Retard didn't provide you with enough wholesome, family suitable imagery then their accompanying forums are a hot-spot for similarly hilarious contributions to teh lulz!.
Examples of material found on the Electric Retard forums include:
- Over 9000 user-made fancomics drawn in MS Paint featuring a nigger being shot or some white chick getting raped
- 4chan/Something Awful reposts.
- Old memes
- Grade A Faggotry
- Nazi propaganda
- Shameless self promotion via the means of spamming sites that are actually notable and of some worth
Electric Retard will often try to create memes in a vain attempt to make original content and get more gaiafags registered on its site so they can sloppily draw nigger decapitations and discuss their favorite animus, this however leads to copious amounts of fail, such as The Aryan Sun, their greatest accomplishment at meme creation thus far. Other memes include Electric Retard mascot Mr. Brown, the komodo dragon, Giant Naked Hitler and Kanye West. This shit particle on the underpants of teh intarwebz is best left to its own, oh and also, be sure to leave loads of gay ass spam and shit in their guestbox and watch them all get butthurt and argue with you. Modern science recently uncovered a giant gook conspiracy in the gay bar where it was discovered that 92 percent of the staff is of gook decent and 58 percent of the registered members are Finnish citizens (gooks of the north). Riots broke out for 6 days inside the gay bar and 47 people were killed with 81 injured. The fuhrer's cock ring was ripped out in the carnage.
Eric's comeuppance
If the concept of karma ever turns out to be more than a crock of bullshit, we can only hope that he spends the later years of his life having his frail geriatric body sexually assaulted repeatedly by fellow inmates.
Critical reception
Unsurprisingly, this abomination of a webcomic has been banned by the ISPs in famously uptight Germany (see image, right).
Expectedly conservative Christian mothers were appalled when they caught their sons fapping to the sight of an elderly lady being split apart by the phallus of a giant Hitler and sent over 9,000 complaints to Eric's hosting provider and the website was pulled before another host decided it'd be a good idea to let Eric drop this turd into the swimming pool of the internets after it had been fished out and left to dry in the sun.
Alas, when Electric Retard returned the 30 fags who actually look at Electric Retard signed up to their shiny new forum and proceeded to circle jerk each other for being pulled off the net and acquiring the false sense that they were notable.
John Solomon, webcomics asshole extraordinaire, has also explicitly refused to ever touch Electric Retard, saying only
| —John Solomon, telling it like it is. [1] |
In conclusion, electric retard fails epic.
Naked Eric
Recently, Eric posted a picture of himself relaxing on a brisbane forum. Enjoy.
Also, early in the morning on October 28, 2009, Eric posted a banme thread on Something Awful. In the OP, Eric detailed himself "cleaning" his keyboard. He scratched filth off of it, piled it on top of a sheet of paper, poked it with his finger, displayed his half-erect penis next to the pile of filth, displayed his half-erect penis next to the pile of filth which also contained semen, licked the semen and filth off of the paper, and then played with it in his mouth. Here's the SA link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3221068&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
See Also
External links
http://www.electricretard.com/ Back online.....again.lol, bought outhttp://www.electricretard.com/forumsClosed forevah- http://www.myspace.com/electricretard_mrbrown
- http://www.sigvatr.com/ Eric's website, back online, finally
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