Edison Chen photo scandal

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The Edison Chen photo scandal is an enormous internets drama raging in Hong Kong sparked by sexy photos taken by Edison Chen, Asian heart-throb and star of the shit movie The Grudge II.

When Edison put his broken pink PowerBook computer into be fixed he forgot one minor detail, it was filled with self photographed porno of 14 of China's most popular actresses. In soviet China the internets are policed with great vigor and brutality, so when these images were leaked onto the internets there was insane butthurt all around.

The police responded by jailing every IT geek responsible for stealing the images and attempting to police the internet and delete all copies of them. Needless to say they failed hard. The jailed geeks were seen by most Chinese as noble martyrs for the great cause of free speech and after a HUEG outcry they were released.

On February 10 there was a protest where approximately 300 internets users marched in Victoria Park whining about discriminatory behavior against innocent internets users.

The Aftermath

Reliable rumors circulated that a major crime gang called the Triads had offered $500,000 to anyone who hacked off his hand. This made Edison shit his cum stained panties, preventing him from returning to Hong Kong.

Edison then went on to get a terrible case of Troll's remorse and quit Hong Kong forever, apologizing profusely to all those who he has hurt.

The Defense

Regardless, he will still have gotten moar pussy than all of you whining syphilitic slant-eyed gook motherfuckers. Too bad he was too much of a faggot to point out this fact.