Earth Eternal
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What is it?
Conceived in 2007 by the closet furfag Matt Mihaly, creator of Achaea and former president of Iron Realms Entertainment, Earth Eternal is the latest development in the spread of furfaggotry across teh interweb. It is a free MMORPG with shitty 3D graphics and a furry-friendly backstory. There are NO HUMAN CHARACTERS in this game, and thus it is destined to fail.
According to an interview given by Matt on Gamer-Girl.org, the original concept for Earth Eternal was much less gay, and included human characters and overt tones of violence and sexuality. The idea then degenerated into a "PG-rated" game.
Plot
Earth Eternal is set on planet Earth after the extinction of mankind. Though the remnants of modern structures still stand, human society has ceased to be. Furfags have risen up to take control of the world, touting a system of beliefs and gods dumber than those outlined in Scientology. The plot behind Earth Eternal accurately details the worst nightmare of every god-fearing man, woman, and child in the universe - that the furfags will one day reign supreme, free to yiff in public rather than in Hell.
In order to keep the game family-friendly, the developers have provided "Groves", or privately-owned areas, where the furfags can do their yiffing. How many will relegate their perversions to these groves still remains to be seen.
Release Date
As of this writing, no release date has been set aside from "When it's done". This nonchalant response is both a blessing and a curse. While it stalls the advent of yet another haven for the furfag legions, it also prevents the righteous mission of those who seek to spread the lulz, ridding teh internets of furfags by making each and every one an hero. Or does it? Rumors have circulated stating that an anonymous group of Achaeans have taken up a collection to purchase a fursuit for Matt Mihaly, so that he may show his true colors on Earth Eternal's opening day - never mind that Matt has enough Jew gold amassed to sue all of them for defamation of character.
See Also
External Links
- Iron Realms Entertainment
- Sparkplay Media, new lair of furfag Matt Mihaly.
- Earth Eternal, the epicenter of furfaggotry itself.
- The official Earth Eternal forums
- Earth Eternal's JewTube profile, with game demos.
- Gamer-Girl.org's interview with Matt.
- IGN's interview with Matt.
- Gamebunny's interview with Matt - includes commentary on the accusations of Earth Eternal's furfaggotry.
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