SysOp

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Known Systems Operator and Trade Wars Master.

SysOp is short for "Systems Operator". Way back in the Paleolithic era these nerds ruled all that was to rule in the ancient land of BBS. They were known to be virgins and lacked many social skills, such as how to bathe and cook proper healthy meals. Fueled by their lust for power they kidnapped many small, innocent computers and forced them beyond their will to spread the SysOp's custom versions of Trade Wars, Legend of the Red Dragon, Drink and Drown, and various other ASCII-based text games. If you became a member of one of these ancient BBS, you had to live by their rules and their rules alone. Many SysOp's are known pedophiles since using a BBS was the chosen way for old school pedophiles (e.g. John Wayne Gacy, Walt Disney and Jose Conseco) to post on bulletin boards and trade child porn. Luckily the internets came along and the innocent members of NAMBLA no longer have to hide in the dark. Fucking little boys is like a totally cool thing to do now that it's popular to be a pedophile, if not sure ask a monk (Beware, they can rape you too). Thank God, finally people realize they were born this way and it is not a lifestyle choice to rape seven year olds.

Looks kinda hard to tell if your son's a SysOp or not.

Believe it or not, their true nature never changed, nor it ever will. If your son's an 18 year old virgin, you have a good reason to believe he can actually be an undercover SysOp fapping to gay porn 24/7 while you're not at home, unless you were smart enough to find out he was much sooner.

How to deal with a SysOp

Attempting to cure a SysOp isn't an easy task, so here's a little advice for those brave human warrior parents who dare to do it:

• Take them out for a walk. Preferably use a leash to prevent them from running away like pussies.
• Explain to them that "Friend and Company" are words.
• Morally force them to take up a sport activity, preferably one that can broaden his possibilities of having a social life.
• When all else fails, apply a belly rub for encouragement.

If none of the above suggestions actually worked, you should IRS b& them unless they move away from you and pay their own bills and taxes, wash their own cum blasted, fart blown, shat underwear, and spend shitloads of money in Yaoi, doing it for the fapping, gayness and lulz.

See Also

• Encyclopedia Dramatica's ED Sysops Active Duty Roster.
• Attention whore
• Geek