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So, we here at ED have decided we want to expand our horizons a bit. If you've been on the Internet for any amount of time, I'm sure people have introduced you to new memes, or perhaps you're old enough to remember the Prime Number Shitting Bear. We want ED to become THE repository for all those Internet things that made you smile, pass along to friends, or have you singing "Weee!" while going to class or work. We're all about the lulz and the best way to create lulz is through infotainment! And we can't do it without you guys.

So here's the deal, actually worry about facts, but don't forget the lulz, either. Mock the shit out of the stuff you didn't like, but remember what we're trying to do. And don't worry, we won't be subjecting you to a rigorous "is this dramatic?!" session with everything you write like that OTHER WIKI, but we won't hesitate to put some crap on the page until it meets a better standard.

Feel free to add to this list as you see fit. And take some initiative and add on your own, too, this is just an example list. If you were part of an interesting IRC channel, or remember interesting IRC people, write about them! On an interesting message board? Write about it! Consider ED your own personal Internet museum, if you have to. And, I can't stress this enough, keep it fun AND funny.

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Contents

Articles Needing Creation

Remember - if it's blue or purple, it already exists, if it's red then it needs to be created. See also: Special:Wantedpages

Wikipedia Drama

  • Law/the undertow - This is the biggest Wikipedia dramabomb to hit in a while, tl;dr is a banned user registered a new account and got admin rights, and several other admins knew this and didn't inform Wikipedia. Here's a good starting point.
  • Juliancolton - This was a failed experiment that I attempted to bring back and make improvements on but failed.
  • Jehochman - TOW admin that is using TOW to further his "Search Engine Optimization" consulting. Was the BFF of Durova and the brains behind her sleuthing but denied any responsibility when she screwed up and blocked wikipedia:user:!! after which they became bitter enemies. Right now Jehochman is throwing his weight around Wikipedia threatening users and even other admins in the hopes of climbing the wiki ladder.
  • Lulzapedia a.k.a Encyclopedia Parodia. We need an article on them, vandalism requests are posted everyday on the mailing list and sometimes ED:TJC.

Hackers

LJ Users

Please keep the "no real names" rule in mind when creating user articles.

  • alabastard A sick fuck who thinks he's Lucius Malfoy. He dresses up like Lucious and goes to HP cons with his wife who (aside from being ALLERGIC TO THE SUN) dresses up like Draco. He sees nothing wrong with playing the father of a woman/boy whom he is presumably banging, and his giant ego allows him to capitalize the words "We" and "Our" on his journal. The coverage and relentless spamming of this could spark a lollercoaster of epic proportions. For more info see his journal or "Draco's" journal
  • David Deacon I don't care if that's his real name, it's also his LJ id. Stalker and creepy misogynist lurker at Anti feminism, which also needs to be an article.
  • Dwa20 - Old insane woman obsessed with playing with dolls and taking them out to shop with her. Frequents parenting comms. and nubs and often brings the old-school lulz.
  • Fayanora Transgendered pagan who made up her own religion featuring goddess Shao'Kehn. Don't ask her "Isn't that the guy from Mortal Kombat?"
  • Habibekindheart Had 10 kids, all were taken away, one was murdered by foster parents. LJ moms treat her like a martyr.
  • Heronite: Batshit insane and arrogant NaruSaku shipper who writes long tl;dr narusaku essays that make no sense at all and bash Hinata. Her essays are full of backwards and contradictory logic, but somehow retarded narusakuers eat it all up. Constantly declares war on NaruHina shippers and calls them untrue Hinata fans. Is probably fapping to Hinata's possible death in recent chapters. [2] this is her retarded essay.
  • joeuser75 is a sick freak who gets off on pissing in his pants.
  • Kupok - Name shows up everywhere, has about 10 furs eternally pissed at him so I can't tell what this fag's all about. doxplz kthnx <3 Kupok
  • prusia77: Insane loli-community troll obsessed with Mary KAy and pantyhose. Creepy as fuck.
  • Snowgrouse: Infamous Doctor Who fangirl obsessed with slash. Is very hypocritical about the new series like "OMG I HATE RTD HOW DARE YOU GRRR MARY SUE ROSE BUT JOHN SIMM IS SO CUTE SQUEE!". Likes making slash Photoshops. her LJ
  • Ventorus01 All around craziiee lady (aged 20+) who lives in la la land with her imaginary Japanese friends and plays with them in her imaginary band named "Japanese Dragons". Causes some massive lulz and wank wherever she goes. ventorus01

LJ Communities

  • Anti_feminism [7] supposed to be against feminism instead of anti-feminism as a whole, but everyone has a different opinion on that.

Memes

  • Trident Nigger. He loves trident layers, and he's going to get that babysitter. /b/ has spoken and it shall be promoted to a meme.
  • Downfall. Subtitled Hitler sensation. It's mentioned in the article on Hitler, but it really deserves an article of its own.
  • Cool Cyle - OH GOD NOOOOO. This man will make you rage. A common forced meme...and a troll who finds comedy in having conversations with himself. His username is Cool Cyle and when someone else posts Cool Cyle the other Cool Cyle says "Some1 stole my account." or "I was hacked.. that wasnt me" Troll represents all 13 year old boys out there. Cool Cyles pictures however, are always the same fat kid who took a bunch of pictures on his Macs webcam. Next time you see Cool Cyle, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
  • CyberneticGhost/Thousands Of Years Ago - Recent OC meme spawned on 4chan. Involves the ATHF character and often has a long and boring post that always the same but ends with a different meme. IE: Cool Story bro, You're reading this thread in my voice, etc. Ref: [8] [9] [10] [Not a whole lot else on this apart that every thread that starts with this ends up with people posting the Turkey version about Anti-Taco Legislation, theres a thread on /b/ about every other day.]
  • End Man, possibly as a part of a series on The Cancer/The Chemo.
  • Hello My Future Girlfriend - Anyone remember this web 1.0 wonder meme? Newgrounds popularized the hell out of it, and it quickly between 1999-2001, became a meme to behold. Then, as Mikey (the kid IN the meme) aged into adulthood, it quickly fell out of style.
  • I AM ANDREW I AM A MEME!, HOLY FUCK! This is one of the most annoying forced memes I've seen in a while; it first appeared on 4chan's /b/ before the cancer spread to freechan, rollachan, and many others.
  • Also, Pretty much everything in Wikipedia's internet memes category we don't have an article on. We cannot have those fucks outdoing us on internet culture coverage. Ever. So what if it doesn't relate to 4chan?
  • Lolgasm - a lol orgasm, search google for the phrase.--And Tuesdays 23:32, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
  • lrn2X - No page for Lrn2. inb4 lrn2search, lrn2google, lrn2lurk ect. Is it l2X or lrn2? It appears to work the same way.--AwesomePossum 04:33, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  • NANANANA NAH NAH NAH. Someone posts a picture of Pink and starts with NANANANA NAH NAH NAH I'M GONNA START A FIGHT and then people repeat but change the words (like Living On A Prayer, except actually funny and has started more than a few epic threads.
  • GodJesus -- is some meme from the 1980s Japanese magic 8ball robot called "GodJesus". People instead of saying God or Jesus, say GodJesus as part of this meme. Most people saying this meme don't realize the most dramatic aspect is that if they said it in midevil times, the Catholic church would burn them at the stake for denial of the third aspect of the holy trinity.

Facebook users

David Davidson- Legendary Troll.

MySpace Users

Look for moar MySpace users to lulz up.

Sites

  • BallSack.org - One of the largest (1500+) compilations of shocking media content gathered from around the internets. Ballsack has gore, scat, and everything in between. It's like a malaise of redbull and asparagus, So scantly sweet and vegetative. Link
  • Brainpop - A flash website for lazy teachers to enslave their students to watch. Staring Tim the pedophiliac human and his retarded robot, Moby.
  • Animexpansion.com - A website where people go to view expansion art both furry and unfurry.
  • Bamboo-Delight - Weird Anti-Semitic/Judeophobic Alternative Medicine company started by the now-dead Dr. Wu Tao-Wei. Link
  • briansprediction.com Brian Ladd likes to lie to people about how he dreams the future, has been caught in a lie on numerous occasions by switching hes submissions once he sees em on the news, charges a lot of money for fraudulent services so he doesn't have to work in other words check the site out.
  • Bulbapedia - Wiki of Pokemon. This shit has an article for every single pokemon, pokemon attack, pokemon type, pokemon trainer, pokemon trainer's pokemon, item, game...basically, anything that has ever made even a five-second appearance in the show or the game has its own article. Link
  • Catchan link - A chan for cats which also has a /bun/ and /pup/ board
  • ChanSluts - formerly known as CHANCHAN, a subsite of LURKMORE. The camwhore cesspool of the chans. Home to intense modfaggotry and much butthurt drama. LINK
  • Distorted View [17] Not so much fail worthy, just deserving of a page that shows it's win. Also, it has cumfarts. Who doesn't like that?
  • dragoncave -- dc the site where all egspam is from and where people go crazy over pixels on a page. srsly poeple lose it over anyting like if their dragons die. go see


  • Faceparty (see TOW) - pretty lulzy crappy social networking site, just read the wikipedia article
  • Furshounen [19] Google description: "A furry art and media website which hopes to raise money for charities such as the RSPCA and WSPA." Unfortunately, since all of the art/fiction/smut would make any sick bastard want to gouge their eyes out, charity is a pipe dream at this point.
  • Ghetto Bragging Rights [20] Batshit insane black guys do "street investigations" of various crimes commited by black guys against white women. Conclusion: White girls are being taught by their parents to act like they wanna get raped to entrap innocent brothers. Also has some shit about "Yakub Muslims" that'll teach you how to shoot UV lasers out of your third eye and give honkies cancer. Potential bonus lulz when Stormfront found out [21]
  • Giant Robot Magazine, Store, and Online haven for all things Hipster, Artfag and AZN needs an entry and serious trolling. Link
  • GoDaddy - it's a registrar that's well known for stealing people's domains when they become valuable. Lots of people worship it and says it'll never steal their domains. Then they BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW when it inevitably happens. Pretty much nothing else to that site. - In Progress by TTT
  • Jibjab - Famous political satires with moar unfunny than Conan O'Brien himself.
  • La Russophobe [23] - Anti-Russian blog that claims to be the best authority on Russia. Run by pseudonym users who accuse anyone who disagrees with them of either being a spy or stupid. Always attack people's credentials, yet never discuss their own. Lots of lulz when you post a comment disagreeing with them, they will lash out at you like the angry german kid. here are two articles to start with.
  • LuLu [24] - Well, just search for LuLu on ED at all the people who have shit "published" with them. "Authors" include the likes of David Gonterman and Prince Jeremy. It's a goldmine!
  • MyLifeIsAverage.com - Shitty sister site of FMyLife.com. Users complain about how average their life is. Ex: "Today, I went grocery shopping. The sugar was buy one get one free. I didn't buy one. So I didn't get one free. MLIA" [25]
  • Nexus Chan - another pedochan, got spammed by 4chan for graet justice [26]
  • Polyvore [27] addicting site inhabited by 12-year old girls
  • RandsOnline - A family website by Furries and 13 Year Old Boys. Also has a forum for /b/ tards Link and Link
  • Screwattack - Considering how much they get ripped on here, it might be worth giving them their own article. Link.
  • Snaggletooth-A fat, snaggletoothed, cosplayer with Asspies and a freakish obsession with the game Kingdomhearts
  • Tshirt Hell needs to not redirect to something stupid. I can't imagine it doesn't have enough lulz to make a decent article.
  • TV Tropes - Okay, we have the ultimate anti-TOW on other hands and this site doesn't have an article here? What the fuck's wrong with us?
  • XPeeps - What would happen if MySpace doubled as a pornsite? It would look like this.
  • Yahoo Canada News - [33]] - Probably the only Yahoo news site that allows commenting, good for trolling and pushing down peoples comments, as well as spam.
  • Zwinky Spyware riddled site that offers crappy cartoon avatars in exchange for compromising your computer. Like IMVU only with even shittier graphics.
  • 1d4chan – a wiki on 4chan's /tg/ (traditional games) board.

Forums

  • Free To Air forums [40] theres tons of them, if anyone is a member of these forums and own a FTA Reciever they are too poor to pay for premium TV service as they essentially steal satellite signals.
  • The Frontlines A metal band message board that has long since devolved into members threatening to kill one another, arguing over nothing, and harassing Australians. [41]
  • RaymanZone [45] Official Ubi forum for the Rayman games. As you can see, it got hacked for the 7th time now, but before it had some great lulz regarding the deletion of a top admin's account.
  • The Seduction Community - [46] A Community dedicated to helping aspiefags (or PUAs) get laid by using pickup lines, c'mon the lulz are ripe for this! There are a whole bunch of weirdos out there we need to make fun of.
  • Serebii [47] The largest forum for pokefags. Needs an experienced creator to make due to amount of potental lulz.
  • Skadi - [48] one of the first (relatively) active forum to enable anonymous posting. Massive drama in late 2006, trolls attracted to the White Nationalist community there.
  • The Well - this was one of the, liek ORIGINAL fora, in California. Tons of drug-fucked hippies, silicon valley pot smokers, and well-off sf (the city, not science fiction) weirdos in general hung out there. The faggotry, needless to say, was immense.
The Hacker Crackdown defence was started by a freedom-loving but conservative well-using Dead-head (pore ole fan of the Grateful Dead). The name "The Well" still exists as a tentacle of Microsoft.

People

  • Syko Sam - A retarded Insane Clown Posse wannabe rapper who killed his girlfriend, her parents, and her best friend for texting another guy.
  • Kurt Greenbaum - Director of Social Media at the St.Louis Post Dispatch. The self-proclaimed "journalist" tracked back the data of an anon who typed the nasty word "pussy" in a comment on STLToday.com , violated the PD private policy, called the employer of the guy and got him fired. He has no feelings of guilt and called the now unemployed guy "jackass" on his twitter-account. The internet hate machine just has started raping Kurt, and manufactured this fine website [49]. His blog featuring some lame-ass excuses why it is perfectly right to get someone fired for using the word "pussy" on the internet is here: [50] Here is a solid article about the incident:[51]
  • Ferrychick1 - A mouse-loving tartlet who wants to be Simon Cowell when she grows up. Wishes death and slaughter upon anyone who mildly dislikes her 'beautiful pieces'. Her deviantART [52] (warning: contains fantasy pictures of her pixie alter-ego being metaphorically raped and impregnated by a horrendously ugly rat).
  • Arthur Kade - His hometown magazine calls him "The most despised man in cyberspace right now". IRL troll? I don't know, but he definitely suffers from major unwarranted self importance. [53]
  • Jadey Deth - Absolute gem of a Lol-cow just waiting to be milked of her precious lulz. Known to her non existant fans as 'Jadey Famous' and 'Too Fucking Scene, she has owned a lulzy scene clothing label known as DiamondBones for 6 years (famous for being featured on myspace over_9000 times). She has a worryingly large E-Penis of and is a candidate poster girl for unwarranted_self_importance (as is very clear just from reading her profile). Her pics clearly show that she suffers heavily from internet disease. Myspace [54] Facebook [55], trolling opportunities are endless.
  • James W. von Brunn - He's the funny little racist that shot up the holocaust museum on 10 June '09. The shit this guy writes is funny enough that someone far funnier than I could do a lot with this; I tried writing a little article on him but some robot deleted it or some bullshit.
  • Neal Adams : A computer progammer who "will draw, computer animate, green screen, motion capture, and create C.G.I. animation with character driven personality." The lulz comes from the fact that he believes that the Earth is growing, and that there is a conspiracy among scientists to silence him. [56]
  • Code Pink see [62] , [63] search "code pink" on google. Successful attention whores are successful.
  • Kenneth Copeland -- Farting Preacher Youtube Videos, Mike Huckabee, Financial scandal (money for the jet).
  • Chrono/Ki Sanctuary - please, some priorities, this guy is historically important! The first Internet personality to go over 9000! Martial arts + DragonBall Z + Pentecostalism = Some guy flailing around crazily. [64] (WARNING: the video has that track on the background.) [65] Limit break!
  • The Crompton family - See: [[66]] Overweight mother who attends a cooking college course with dirty hair and clothes who wants moar state funding for her husband who has angina yet can father 10+ kids and her scruffy brood. Believes God wants taxpayers to pay for her brats as her religion doesn't allow her to use contraception. Much lulz to be had in the bawwwww comments section.
  • Bobby Crosby: webcomic author responsible for these pieces of shit, and the even more godawful Pupkin. Used to be a Keenspace bigwig (brother of Chris Crosby) and rumour has it that his own family paid him off just to make him fuck off and stop embarassing everyone with his faggoty antics on the forums. Can't spend five minutes on a forum without exploding, routinely calls his own fans idiots and liars, and googles himself obsessively to make sure people aren't saying horrible mean lies about him on the internet. Turkmenbashi 09:25, 24 June 2008 (CDT)
  • Donald Deatherage (great powerword, amirite?) an early-ish predator as Headshaver on AOL, some details are here, search or scroll down.
  • Andrea Dworkin: Though she's now dead, this bitch needs a fucking article! She inspired the entire RadFem movement, and of note, BitingBeaver. Need evidence to prove her batshit insanity? Google her quotes; you won't be disappointed.
  • Jeff Freeman[74] - Former Star Wars Galaxies developer. An hero'd after harassment from players after a horrible game update was put in.
  • Internet Aristocracy: An article on these snobs would be appreciated. They are related to the Internet Tough Guy crowd, they are internet users on a forum that have more privileges than a regular user of a forum/site/game/whatever or have been there longer so they have more impact in the community. So thus they let this go to their heads and act stuck-up. Vampire Freaks is a very good example of this.
  • MadV faggot nigger lover that misrepresents anonymous and opposes everything we stand for. His youtube was hacked once. I really can't accurately describe this piece of work. Look at it yourself. [76] [77]
  • Vince McMahon Since we got an article about John Cena how about we put an article about Vince McMahon on here, something real lulzy would be good.
  • MCRmy -You can see why this is needed, so do it... Intel
  • Gabe Newell - Perfect Fodder, President of Valve or something, Also known as Gay Ben srsly.
  • 13 Year Old Father, Alfie Patten. when asked how he was going to support the baby financially he replies "whats financially"? lulz worthy [Proven not the father so not as funny anymore.]
  • Randy Pausch - hero of collegefags (the same type that would go around posting "Who is John Galt?" posters around campus) and attention whore who got promoted by talk shows and the news for simply writing a "moving speech". did I mention he died? lulz potential - upsetting a ton of faggots.
  • MeMe Roth Meredith "MeMe" Roth is an anti-obesity advocate, pro-ana retard, and all-around attention whore. Examples of her IRL trolling include insulting that chubby girl that won American Idol [80], getting cupcakes and soda banned in schools [81], and recently appeared on the Daily Show [82]. By her logic, cupcakes are poisoning our kids, anti-freeze "tastes good," and "donating books to school libraries" are fun birthday party activities. (Check some of the "fat rights" advocate blogs complaining about her for extra lulz)
  • Scene-chan - Affiliated with Eric Tofsted. Began camwhoring while underage; started on BBWChan, moved to FapChan, did a few stints on /b/, some Stickam and Y!Live camwhoring. Involved in drama on /r9k/ where her address was posted and facts were leaked that she has practiced beastiality. And she's a fatty. Many .rars can be found in /rs/.
  • Jörg Schilling - Wrote some CD-burning software for Linux and Solaris. Keeps saying Linux sucks, for lame reasons. Thinks everything should be SCSI. Thinks "0,0,0" makes more sense to common average joe than "/dev/cdrw". Fucked around with his software licenses. Everybody got tired of the bullshit and forked the software. [83][84]
  • Steven Seagal Stars in crappy action movies and refuses to use guns in most of them. Is also a hippie faggot.
  • Victoria Stafford A 8 year old Canadian girl who is supposedly kidnapped; is all over the news, and suffering from Missing white woman syndrome A good article on her while the news is still so fresh would be good. Update shes dead. but anyone whose up to do the article, go right ahead before they stop talking about her on the news.
  • Doug Stanhope: Some unknown admin deleted this article without giving it enough time to add content. There was a lot there. Please help to restore what was lost, and to add more to make it undeletable.
  • David J. Stewart - Batshit fundie of the website Jesus is Savior who (while hiding under the shield of "Hate the sin, love the sinner") hates just about everything, including pants on women and other nuts such as Jack Chick, but he does prefer Fred Phelps over most other people. He has some rants that would make Pedobear proud.
  • supersportRacist new age fundie faggot who thinks people see by shooting light out of their eyes and that evolutionist are really Nazi conspirators. Just a taste of his madness [85]
  • Tiësto - Dutch faggot DJ whom his fans think he is Jesus Christ.


  • Jeremiah Wright - Obama's racist pastor, mentioned in a few articles on the site, but such a lulzy fiasco needs an article of its own.
  • Martin Luther - One of the biggest anti-Semites in history. Wrote On the Jews and Their Lies (also did that Reformation crap).
  • xAdain Emotard extreme an hero who goes around telling everyone their fanart is ILLEGALZ?! and that the police will get them. Visit his DevianTART page here for major lulz and to see his emo ugly ass face with a bull ring in it. Looks like a girl, should cut his hair and stop acting like a faggot. Must always have the last word and tells you to know your enemy - yes, all I can see is a ginger emo cunt.
  • scdrumlinepit 21 year old collage student. Her real name is Leslie Rogers. Proud fag. "Famous" for lip syncing the Final Countdown all while having seizures. Her youtube account. Her website is "EPIC" Nerdy Awesomeness. And 3 tards who want Leslie to finger their pussies. Cunt Worship. "Her brilliance has changed the lives of millions."

Internet Shit

Currently redirect to Advertising; leave these be, though, since they could use a real page at some point. --Bryce
  • Content filter -- pretty much the thing every 13 year old boy tries to bypass at school or the public library.
  • Gayfish - A parody song created by the shit series South Park. It was part of an episode that was made to troll Kanye West's Heartless song.
  • Gaymer - This could have lulz potential, type gay gamer into google and you'll find a fuck ton of websites related to this. Also, I should note that anything we do would be risking gay bashing and that some of the sites are just shitty blogs that added the word gay to them for more page views.
  • Jmagnolia - epic troll who posted two threads on IMDB on the Seven Samurai and Last Samurai boards claiming to be an offended samurai, needless to say lulz ensued when a shitstorm of posts fell for the bait and the threads lasted for over 3 years till they were locked by IMDB moderators, still lots of fond memories lurking on the internets. Just google his name.
  • omgpop A gaming site created by Anon to troll Spogg.
  • Xat A horrible chat website. Almost everyone there is either kewlies or retarded. Lulz are produced in this shithole.

FurAffinity and other furry bullshit

Comment Please suggest your articles on the Furfaggotry Needed Articles Page from now on. Remember, we do not want more shitty stubs on every Furry, we want articles on true lolcows.



Companies

  • Crystal Head Vodka Bat-shit crazy fuck Dan Aykroyd's retarded attempt to make some kind of diamond-filtered vodka in crystal heads for some reason that involves UFOs and Mexicans [86]
  • American Family Association More like an organization, but whatever. If you take the biggest christfags and the most fucktarded conservatives, you get the AFA. They practically want the Bible to be the new Constitution. More info:

-Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Family_Association -Their site: http://action.afa.net/

Video games

  • Minecraft Basically,legos online. You build shit,and trolls come and destroy it.You can build gas chambers,swatzikas, a longcat tower,anything. http://www.minecraft.net/
  • Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Square-Enix's answer to Brawl. The game is a clusterfuck of all the main protagonists and villains of various Final Fantasy games, and having them beat the shit out of each other. The main story is like a bad crossover fanfic, and the game's multiplayer scene is filled with tourneyfags.
  • Driver - An old game where all the player did was drive around in a stupid car.
  • Lemmings - An old game where you lead around a bunch of cute things into various water or gravity related death traps.
  • Toribash Trippy computer game with ninja stick figures. The people that play it are easier to troll than YouTube and BlogTV combined.
  • Katamari Damacy - A trippy ass, shroom-induced, creep-as-hell-like-you-are-going-to-go-to-bed-tonight-and-think-the-blankets-are-going-to-eat-you game where you do mushrooms and trip out and roll up shit and go on trips and do mushrooms. Did I mention the game itself is on drugs?

TV Shows

  • Family Matters - The same reason Fresh prince of bel-air has an article. Also, Steve Urkel.
  • 24 - Ran in real time, pretty much about the FBI and terrorists
  • Arthur - A lame TV show that furries masturbate to, created by possibly a closeted furry.
  • The Dog Whisperer - A show on The Discovery Channel, hosted by Cesar Milan, that helps tame unruly dogs
  • Prison Break - A show that will cease to exist pretty soon due to low ratings, should really be called Prison Bitch
  • ReBoot - for the same reason Doug has an article. Plenty of fucked up pr0n and nostalgia of "TEH BEST SHOW EVAR".
  • D. Gray Man - One of the newest anime about exorcists. The plot and the character personalities are just asking to be extracted for potential lulz.
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - This show is full of fail and pwnt. And BAWWWWWWWWWWWW. I'm putting this here to be created since I'm too new to attempt creating a page myself.
  • The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Awful new drama show for white, middle-class, teenage girls that think their lives suck because daddy doesn't let them do anything they want!!!111. Basically, some chick gets pregnant and her boyfriend won't come back and help father the baby or some shit like that.
  • Supernatural - The next in line from the shitty popular teenage action drama genre up there with Smallville and Twilight.
  • Katekyo Hitman Reborn - It has a baby with a gun whom he shoots a 14-year old schoolboy with to make him rip all his clothes off and do all kinds of stupid shit in his underwear while going on a roid rampage. Need I say more?
  • Soul Eater - The newest overrated animu featuring little kids who use other little kids as weapons that transform into other weapons. Careful. Very confusing article to write.
  • Gintama - An anime lulzfest similar to shows such as Lucky Star and BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo. Oh, and Ichigo Gyunyu!
  • The Magic School Bus - Old science show like Bill Nye with Over 9000 gay-ass puns and kids who can't pass grade school.

Fandom Stuff

  • Avenue Q Some Broadway show starting people holding puppets. Notorious for its musical numbers, including "The Internet Is For Porn", "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist", and "If You Were Gay". Has a very large Internet-based fandom.
  • Artemis Fowl Fan Gathering [87] Difficult to describe, but to be blunt it's a fan site for a book series about a society of furries and otherkin. Features crappy fanart and fanfiction that hint at a collective boner for the characters. See what hand drawn gay furry porn/shota you can find!
  • CJ Collins A cosplayer of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI who's as batshit insane as the character, diving into the role with the gusto of a true weeaboo. He goes to various anime and gaming conventions. He has videos of his antics on JewTube. Also rummored to be a massive homosexual.
  • Dead Leaves - Take FLCL, give it heavy doses of crack and make it have hot buttsecks with Cowboy Bebop. The result is roughly 60 minutes of WTF, lulz and epic. Someone posted the dubbed version in 5 parts on YouTube. (Note: I may do this myself when I have the time)
  • Miku Hatsune Part of a shitty singing program called "VOCALOID" Yamaha created that has a blue-haired animu loli for its mascot. Videos of her "singing" can be found all over YouTube - once you watch a video, you can easily see why weeaboos and the Japanese fap to this shit. Srsly though, she sounds like a fucking robot that can sing notes that can make dogs howl (or your ears bleed. Whichever you prefer). In agony. Has her own version of leekspin. Somebody plz do an article on her or any of the other VOCALOIDS for the lulz.
  • Alix Henriol The queen of insane fangirls. She's 20 years old, and wants to fuck Sonic the hedgehog,litterally. She says she's married to him and she wants to eat his vomit and feces,and drink his blood. She calls toonophilia robophilia,for some reason,altought robophilia would be robot sex,and not cartoon sex. Also,a faggot recently compared her to anonymous:[88]
  • Kodomo no Jikan I'm surprised there's no article of this seeing how it's all over the Pedobear article. But anyway, a lolicon animu about an 8 year old slut with the hots for her teacher...who feels the same for her! Quite popular with pedos.
  • MouseAvenger A batshit insane fangirl from DevianTART with a more-than-unhealthy obsession with "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Great Mouse Detective." She can't draw at all, writes shit fanfiction, stalks other TARTlets, and to top it all off, is trying to write a shitty script for a sequel to "The Great Mouse Detective" which believes that Disney will actually want. What the hell.
  • Squires of Dimness [89] Unfunny fangirl drawing stupid shit about Nine Inch Nails. Includes terrible Italian stereotypes, unfunny jokes, and inaccurate portraitions. Also, outdated band members (lulz). Bottom line, captain unfunny.
  • Axis Powers Hetalia A poorly-researched and biased animu about countries turned into bishounen, all set during World War II. Has a fanbase that is as retarded as it is huge, 99% of which consists of TARTlet fangirls only in it for the yaoi (because slashing entire countries with one another isn't offensive at all!).

Twisted sexual acts

  • "California becomes first state to ban trans fats (AP)" I saw we find a forum full of fat trannies and troll them with this! Didaskalos 04:27, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Knitted willy warmers -- knitted socks for your penis. Oh look,there's even a poem that comes with it: "Now that you're getting older,And the nights are getting colder,Nothing could be neater,Than this little Peter Heater." [90] [91]


  • Holiday porn -- You know the sex toys and porn that they release near holidays? The candycane dildos,the pics of the easter bunny having sex? Some of this porn is so ridiculous,it desevres its own article. Mother's day porn pictures tend to be the funniest. "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY,ALSO PENIS!!"

YouTube

Comment Please suggest your articles on the YouTube Needed Article Page from now on.

Remember, we do not want more shitty stubs on someone who blocked you, we want articles on true lolcows. (Don't edit this article, Youtube has no lolcows. Duh.)



DeviantART

Only suggest lulz, gaiz. Don't suggest yourself, you fag.

  • Ki-Hime - (Ki-Hime, Kichoo, Awawa-chan, PuniPuni-Pon, DesuDesuChu)

Steals JiniChu's art style alone with tracing, copying and complete ripping. Also copies Kaze-Hime from time to time and is a complete faggot from denmark.

Deleted Pages That Need to Be Rewritten

These pages have been flushed in our effort to improve quality, but are about subjects that might be interesting and relevant to ED's goals.

  • Starthehedgehog100 - This was deleted, it's definitely worth rewriting it now that she's back on DA, meaning more lulz are to be had from her.

Miscellaneous

  • BLACK HOLE *WHY* is there no article? Also, Obama's nuts need their own eulogistic article, now that they've been threatened by Jesse Jackson. (---Didaskalos)
  • Dei3and8 - Epic FCTC troll that became an hero because he had CP. DISREGARD THAT JUST A EPIC TROLLING (FOR SCIENCE!).
  • Internets On TV/Movies- How TV portrays Internetians/geeks such as Garcia on Criminal Minds, Abby on NCIS, The Big Bang Theory, Chuck, etc and specific episodes (like every other episode on Law & Order: SVU) plus commercials (Geek Squad, Mac vs PC etc) and movies like Hackers, Swordfish and The Net.
  • Kidz Bop Many words can describe this, one being a very lame thing where kids do covers of popular songs, check out some of the YT videos they are lulzy, full of fail, and the only people who will buy them are retards, and the only people who watch the kids bop videos are pedophiles.
  • MangaRaven [92] An overweight, yet strangely flat chested tartlet who appears to be in her mid to late teens. Possible tranny. Enjoys dressing up in horrible renditions of the Joker and then bragging about it, writting short, retarded stories about the same said villain, and then posting epic fail drawings of her mary-sue. Constantly "optimistic" and listening to Bon Jovi, and complaining about how much she hates homework. Also, a supporter of Disneyfan01.
  • Simultaneous substitution - A very high drama topic in Canada, especially during the Super Bowl as Canadians aren't able to see the Super Bowl ads unless they get the signals of US stations over the air.
  • Songsmith. Microsoft program that puts shitty music to anything you sing into the mic. Rather than actually singing into it, youtubers are playing the isolated vocals from classic songs and uploading the results which range from mildly funny to fucking awful. Could be the new youtube poop since like poops it doesnt require any talent whatsoever on the part of the user, just screwing badly with existing shit and a computer that you can pass off as something you made. Queen in Songsmith Metallica in Songsmith Rick Astley in Songsmith Johnny Cash in Songsmith.

Articles that need help

General

Specific

  • The Well-Cultured Anonymous - The best self help book in the world. Written By Anon, for Anon. And its article is crap.
  • They Might Be Giants - Old article was crappy jokes and information on the band. New article needs to be 90% on their internet exploits and any interesting events/drama surrounding the band ONLINE, if anyone really cares.
  • Chav - needs moar lulz, moar shit, moar improvement, moar images and moar drama!
  • Yiffstar - needs moar lulz and drama as does the site itself
  • Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer - needs more text.
  • BambiBlaze - Needs moar drama, etc.
  • Uncle Kage - this guy leads the world's biggest furry convention. A convention that may have caused a fucking baseball team to lose because they shared a hotel with the said convention. There has to be SOMETHING on this guy. He's creepy and he's important.
  • MindWipe - Needs moar funny, drama, etc. And also better organization of content.
  • Latenightshots - Needs moar anon raep.
  • James Bond - Needs moar internet shit about the fags who freaked out over Daniel Craig being cast as James Bond, and moar lulz over the different Bond actors (although Sean Connery wife-beating jokes have hit their limit... or have they?).
  • Jonas Brothers - Needing cleanup/rewrites/less shit/moar drama.
  • The Great Fence - Has a good potential, and needs more Lulz..
  • The xchan effectNeeds more lulz, especially in the oldfag section.
  • Kirby - Since creation has gone through a massive EDit war. Has potential. If you are a pretty funny guy and doesn't afraid of responsibility, please take it upon yourself to edit this article.
  • Patcondell - The athiest youtube comedian. For a something about a comedian, the article just isn't funny. Needs more death threats from muslims and support messages from the BNP.
  • Pink_Spider - This article needs to be funnier. It does not meet ED standards.
  • Lulz Map - A lot more people still to be added to it, I highly advise to work through the Category:People list to get it started.
  • Invader Zim - Uncyclopedia bullshit, not nearly enough bashing the emo fanbase.
  • Tinychan - Lightweight imageboard for mobile devices. It's currently receiving threats and attacks from Kimmo at Anontalk.
  • Fernando Burtoni - I need help getting it to be more like a standard ED article, because I'm new here. and although it has potential, IT SUCKS.
  • All is Brawl - Obviously written by some users from such site with unwarranted self-importance. Desperately needs help.
  • Obamacorn
  • User:Kyle Blackpaw - user page of a furry. seriously lacking.
  • UESP – A wiki on The Elder Scrolls. I'm basically the only author so far.
  • Imperial Library – A database and forum on The Elder Scrolls. I'm basically the only author so far.
  • Dagoth Ur, Mad God – An Australian Wikipedo and lolcow who nominated himself for Administrator three times, a troll on various other wikis, and an Elder Scrolls, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Homestar Runner fanboy. I'm basically the only author so far.
  • Piotrus – A former Wikipedian Administrator who is involved in the Wikipediametric drama. I'm basically the only author so far.

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