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Dying alone

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Gay, elderly and alone.
Gay, elderly and alone.
This Azn will die alone.
This Azn will die alone.

The journey of dying alone is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of Buddhism. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you. The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of Assperger's or Antisocial Personality Disorder (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of dedication.



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Dying Alone Checklist

OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.
OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.
  • You hate your family and they don't understand why.
  • You hate all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to "like" you.
  • You have no relationship with your neighbors (who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh).
  • You despise humanity and prefer the company of yourself, cats and 'people' you have never met and probably never will.
  • You don't have a job. --> Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from McDonald's). You're not wearing khakis (jizz and urine-stained sweatpants). You're the all-singing (WHEN I WAS), all-dancing (DDR) crap of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the status quo.
  • Every Friday night, you dress in Vietnam War era camo, load your guns, take Morphine, drink Thai whiskey, and watch Apocalypse Now Redux on DVD at full volume in the dark.

Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us

Owning one of these guarantees that you will be dying alone.
Owning one of these guarantees that you will be dying alone.
Owning one of these guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.
Owning one of these guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.

People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone

Bawwwww,I have no friends,noone is at my party and Im dying alone.
Bawwwww,I have no friends,noone is at my party and Im dying alone.

People Who Deserve To Die Alone

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Those Who Have Died Alone

Anna Nicole Smith | Brandon Crisp | Charmaine Dragun | Codey Porter | George Sodini | Heath Ledger | Lilo | Megan Meier | Michael Jackson | Mitchell Henderson | Otoya Yamaguchi | Ricardo Lopez | Ripper | Rudolph Zurick | Shawn Woolley | Tyler Dumstorf

Those Dying Alone

Ahotwheelscar | Anonymous Borg | Argent009 | Bikerfox | Bob Rehahn | ByAppointmentTo | Chris-chan | Chuck M. | David Hockey | Epic fat guy | Fagolescents | GoddessMillenia | Kevin Havens | Lecarick | Nathan Gale | Nullcherri | Pit Viper | Ricki Raven | Rootbrian | Sceptre | Snapesnogger | TheSockDetective | Ulillillia

Their Methods

4chan | AIDS | Anime | Booze | Bullying | Dead Friend | DeviantART | Drugs | Fleshlight | Self-seclusion | IRC | Jenkem | Lego | LiveJournal | Lonely | MMORPGs | MUDs | MySpace | Online dating | Online sex games | Plastic Crap | Plenty Of Fish | Vloggerheads | YouTube

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