Drunk dial
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The act of virtually interacting with other entities while under the influence of alcohol. IRL behavior that gets you in trouble with currents, ex's, bosses and parents.
Common enough that the Virginmobile has a subscription service to disable your phone during your drinking hours.
- "Oh noes, last night I drunk dialed my ex and told her I love her. Then my father and I told him he failed to raise me right. Then my boss and I admitted our project was behind schedule."
While drunk people are fun to be around IRL, their novelty wears off online or on the phone in no more than 100 seconds.
Friends don't let friends drink and dial for the lulz.
Drunk Posting
The OTI version of drunk dialing. Æ has determined the best way to update any online encyclopedia is drinking copious amounts of alcohol and then proclaiming WHOOO LOOK HOW DRUNK ANS FUCK I AM
Drinking and Girls
While drinking makes both men and women horny, the chances of getting laid increase to 9,000+ if the girl's drunk and you're sober. Also, drinking makes you an idiot, and who hasn't had a mistake in picking out some ugly fat bitch to bone once in a while?
At least 100% of dumbass behavior is the direct result of alcohol. Many a man has, thinking himself suave under the influence of a bottle of Ten High, woken up the next day by cops due to harassment claims of calling some random bitch hundreds of times, slurring drunken nothings into her voice mailbox. The link between alcohol and an heroes is currently still up for debate.
Like a lion on the Serengeti, it is imperative to separate the weakest from the herd. Typical signals of wanting to be brutally raped whilst unconscious include signs of a drinking problem, slurred speech, vomiting on the dance floor, pissed pants, and 'displaying,' face down, ass up. Once this final signal is communicated to the adjacent males, it is common for any non-gay takers to have a go at her, providing that they share at least one hole with another person in line.
The consensus of experts says that the best use for a girl is the multitude of holes that she has. Disagreement arises on which is the best hole. Some say that it's the pussy; others say it's the anus. Due to recent advancements in lubrication technology, KY has developed a lube to utilize the eye socket as a fuckhole.
