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Typical drawhore bitch replying to the comment "stop sucking my hueg shlong".

Sometimes when a drawhore thread inevitably reaches a certain point of fail, at least one will be smart enough to rule 34

Drawhores are a relatively new form of faggotry found on 4chan's /b/, brought there along with the Newgrounds and Gaia rejects and exiles, as rats and fleas were brought around the world by the British. The word "drawhore" stems from the word "camwhore", and is a completely new type of attention whore not yet seen on /b/. It is basically a person who feels the intricate need to attract attention to themselves by creating and posing an avatar instead of using real pictures, just as one would at Gaia Online.

Because of the relative newness of the drawhore, they have been widely overlooked and have not yet been recognized as part of the cancer that is killing /b/. When you see a drawhore, you will know it by these signs:

Relatively little or horribly wasted drawing skill.
Desire to bring attention to oneself. Orgasmic reaction when succeeding.
Complete lack of shame.

As of 3/12/07, the most popular drawfags said their goodbyes. Many replacement drawfags have taken their place, and Sniper-chan has been spotted in a disguise. Most replacement drawhores have been declared about as shitty as the first generation, but without any of the flair.

Creation of the Drawhore

Attention whores were first created by ingesting the happy slappy fruit of faggery. With the eradication of the name/tripcode input on /b/, attention whores needed a new outlet with which to cause internet drama and attempt to become internet superheroes. By keeping to drawings instead of using cameras, they are able to hide their utter repulsiveness as well as avoid being categorized as "just another dumbass camwhore". Because of this, they have been able to slip under the radar of the senior trolls and spammers. However, they have been gaining more recognition lately, as is evidenced by an increase in trolling their threads.

It is thought that the creation of the drawhore was mainly stemmed by the increased traffic that /b/ is now receiving from sources of faggotry such as Gaia and Newgrounds, as no true /b/tard would ever subjugate themselves to that kind of failure.

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Thread where the drawhores said goodbye,e- penis enlargement and faggotry for everybody! drawhores purpose is entertain, not creating drama. get it right tards!

Notorious Drawhores

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The badly drawn dog in question. Original artist apparently has a fetish for crying and rape.

No exceptions.

"SadBoxDog"

One of the more recent of drawhores and a self-hating furry. Created a series of threads about how "she" was so sad, had been raped, was being raped, and how it sucks so much to be a badly drawn dog with an addiction to smoking. Ended in a climax of her dying or something. (I don't know. It was too retarded to follow without being forced to bludgeon my head against the wall.)

She managed to spawn a group of lifeless faggots who went on to circlejerk over her memory in at least 100 threads everyday.

Fail at hentai art? Don't worry! Your baby barf will be accepted as "teh hottest thing evar" at /b/!

"Anon-Chan"

Another drawhore that managed to spark a circlejerk. Started innocent enough, and then when she deemed she wasn't getting enough attention, she started drawing bad hentai of her bald horrible looking female anonymous character. As with any drawhore, if you insult her, her army of 12 year old fanboys will rabidly attack you for neither seeing the artistic merit of a non-anonymous anonymous female (ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!), nor "teh hotness". Fan art of "Anon-chan" is generally much better looking than her own scribbles, but still fails to be attractive.

Disappeared not too long ago (maybe she hit her head and her shame gland turned on). Threads are still cropping up about her to this very day.

The artist for Anon-Chan is actually the same drawhore for Boxdog and Chainchomp-chan. Don't tell anyone though cause because being a drawhore is an "important" secret identity.

LOL WTF CHAINCHOMP TITS

"Chainchomp-chan"

Possibly the most ill-conceived of drawhores.
Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Is that Ms. Pac-Man + torso + tits?
No! It's a female version of a Mario baddie!

Chainchomp-chan threads generally go like this:

1. hay guyz! Can I have my own thread?
2. TITS OR GTFO
3. *tits*
4. IN BEFORE RAPE
5. *Chainchomp is raped*
6. *Pathetic 13-year-olds masturbate furiously*

How one even rapes a razor-sharp teethed living metal ball tied to a stake is beyond me.

How CAN'T you rape something tied to a stake?

"Cap-tan"

Drawn by a guy, Cap-tan was born from a "gender bender" thread in /i/ but reached her fame in /b/. her debut thread failed as a trolling attempt since most of the anonymous users liked her submissive character, always willing to wear shoes on head, show TITS, fry her clothes, and other stuff.

A majority of cap-tan threads are created by a sad fanboy under the name of repost guy, who spammed during the GET race of April 2007 and still reposts the same tired images. Her most remarkable achievement might be her (failed and unfinished) doujin, which is basically page after page of fanservice. Anonymous is still trying to decide if this is win or fail.

Other well known Drawhores

Drawhores that regularly had circlejerk orgies in threads on a nightly basis until the exodus.

S.A.L is believed to be some kind of a rogue ipod. S.A.L. has had several threads, mostly filled with fail, but you know being angry and yelling is ALWAYS FUNNY

An angry ipod and a can of beans be mean to each other over the internet. Truly, this is a testament to the drawhore imagination.

The Duke of Beaconsfield thinks he is a Real Life Duke and a modern day James Bond, but really he is just an unfunny, badly drawn, chibi avatar that prompts other drawhores to show up like a fail magnet. He becomes only slightly more entertaining when set on fire.

Anonkun is the male contemporary of Anon-chan, although it is unclear who was created first. He is characterized by a round head and trench coat, and alternates between sunglasses, a question-mark face, or a combination of the two. Anonkun embodies the essence of Anonymous by killing things and getting raped.

Sniperchan epitomizes the dilemma of the drawhore. She at once wishes to entertain anonymous by killing furfags while not causing drama. The dillema is that whenever any original content is created, anonymous is split between "Awesome, moar!" and "shit sux GTFO!" This causes internet drama, which attracts furfags just like IRL drama attracts real life faggots. Thus driving the drawhore to the edges of madness and beyond.

Despite what others may tell you, the maskless EFG was a member of the original drawhores, and creator of several epic threads. However, the explosion of unfunny newfags that all tried to copy and imitate EFG and gain his glory drove him to post less frequently. May pop up from time to time; unknown if there is just one EFG.

The Not-So-Notorious Drawhores

drawhores you have probably never heard of.

Goes by the name "Virgin-chan" or "kun" or something. Can usually be found invading up other people's threads. At least his name fits him. It is said that he had a sexual relationship with Paint d00d. Has been seen on /b/ as of 2009.

Accurately named "Mustache guy". Like "Virgin-chankun", can be found ruining other's threads.

Named "Archer" or something. Has a habit of bringing even more failure to RP threads by combining the two with his drawhoring. He is also NOT a total ripoff of Dante from the game Devil May Cry.

D/r/awhore is an artfag who doesn't try to tell a consistent story with shitty images of his character. Instead he just draws shitty art of other people's characters and rule 34 requests.

Drawbunny-chan is a drawhore with a thing for bunnies.	A furfag creation, Vi's life on /b/ was expected to be short from the start. She came, was redesigned and left in the literal course of two days. She is currently a major character in a shitty comic drawn in the same style.	Called "The Rock", but more often called plain "Rock", known for his hatred for female drawhores. He is usually found ruining animu roleplayer's threads and other threads in general. Has been spotted posting in /a/ and /v/. He has also been spotted in TF2. He is complete garbage and a total faggot, not to mention some kind of nigger and a bloody annoying spy.	Mute-chan is an older drawhore whose sole gimmick consists of being a mute. Was MIA for several months but recently reappeared on /b/. Does decent requests, unlike most of the other faggots here.
Patachu is a creepy satanic digimon cuntboi, resident troll and furry in denial. He established /g/ as his lair, in an endless war against Apple, but sometimes invades /k/,/v/,/ic/ and /r9k/. he just illustrates his posts with his avatar on mspaint instead of evolving in quality anthro-drawings. He's also the creator of the Iriver hentai and various hardware #34, including his own character.	Astro is /co/'s pride and joy. Armed with both a ridiculous mohawk and drawing ability, she pumps out requests above the level of most others. Aside from being lazy, she could be considered one of the last of the good drawhores.	Naomi Hook Hands first appeared in an Epic Hair Guy thread in 2009. Known for her hooks and blue dress. Either a loli, or just flatchested. You can never predict what she'll do in a thread. Sometimes she appears to be a fucking physico, or just trying to be helpful. She despises furfaggotry in all its forms. Once had a thread marathon lasting 15 hours. Rarely posts because the fail drawhore wannabes hate her.	A rather pudgy girl, Rebecca is the only drawhore who's honest about her weight. Popular among chubby chasers, she is easily recognizable by her spiral glasses, hanging bra strap, and ill-fitting shirt. Known for never having failed to deliver a request, most notably having shoved her gameboy up her ass. Her vagina is known to contain a portal to a hellish dimension, occasionally spawning monsters. Sometimes found wearing a costume of Link, who she insists is named "Zelda."
A recent drawhore with no notable skill, Eve is generally found in drawhore threads on /b/. While she has yet to make a thread of her own, she is an active participant in the drawhore community, often taking rule 34 requests for Anonymous, and drawing a few of the other drawhores. She appears in various costumes. Seems particularly friendly with Rebecca. Easily trolled, easily butthurt.	A jackass who begged /b/ for, what, weeks? to add him to ED and when nobody would, finally initiated the masturbatory act of adding himself. Overeager and part of this new, nightly talking-head circlejerk fad that has apparently out-stubborned /b/ and their sages. Only belongs on this page in hopes people will reject/harass the shit out of him. He doesn't even belong in this category.	Spends most of his time lurking in drawhore threads waiting for futanari to show up, at which point he starts posting. He stops again before too long, as nobody gives a shit about anything he says. Every /r/ he takes results in him posting the finished picture long after the anon who requested it leaves, despite the simplicity of them. Seems to at least be aware of his lack of skill, since most of his posts /r/ porn of anything involving gender-bending, futanari, or mecha instead of drawing it himself.

Drawhores 2: The Suckening

With the mass exodus of many of the more prominent drawhores, a new group has recently appeared to fill the void of shit with more shit. most of these threads are met with the ever-familiar sage-spamming and calls to "bring back EFG"

Since this drawhore refused to name itself, anonymous put forward the names moot-chan-chan, Temp-chan, and STFU and GTFO faggot. it responds to all three. this drawhore mostly does /b/ and meme related images.

the first thread that the moot-chan-chan drawhore officially made. full of gaiafags and fail.

A singing thread by moot-chan-chan that mysteriously coincided with the return to non-flashing of the /b/ board for 23mGET. Is moot-chan-chan a mod?

Yet more proof that the drawhores are a symptom of the influx of gaiafags is Bamo, a drawhore based on a pet from the weeaboo-loved online game Fagnarok Online. Bamo is known to share a fetish for apples with polar bears.

A screencap of a Bamo thread, in which you will witness his vice-like grip on the English language, audience participation, and perhaps an insight into where the other drawhores all went.	Is it furry? It's supposedly an "alien." Mr. K is an irritating drawhore that refuses to have alien sex or kill things. Besides appearing in any thread (not just drawhore threads) like a cancer, it has oppositely proven to be somewhat entertaining by wearing Anonymous suggested costumes.	unfunny faggot with no artistic skills, bumps his own threads pretending he's someone else	pig obviously unrelated.
First seen in Nov 07', Sean Wolfe is thought to be a furry corruption of Phoenix Wright. A second character is said to be this drawhore's partner, but that doesnt stop it from yiffing in hell.	The dragonlike Draconis was first seen before Sean Wolfe, and is believed to be made by the same artist who draws that other furry. Not this one on the left. The other one.	The completely unentertaining Stick-Kyo enjoys hijacking drawhore threads, then just sitting and smoking. What a fag. Kyo is from the gay J-Rock band, Dur en gay.	A furfaggot who goes by the name ArpegiusWolf tries to make friends or join threads by posting his gay fursona.

On A Somewhat Related Note

This is unorthodox, I'm aware. In factuality, this account was created for the sake of pointing something out. Even at the risk of getting my ass datamined and totally raped, I feel the need to inform ED of Sean Wolf. Considering I'm most definately retarded, and refuse to access the 4chan site, and regardless of the fact that this stub paragraph will see eradication without a second read-through - I would like to see Mr.Wolf brought to justice. Granted you already know his FA account, Mr.Wolf is a resident of the state of Rhode Island. And though in the process of admitting a start to his faults I'll pointlessly divulge my own name, He took the opportunity to talk with me about a month ago. In an instant message conversation, Transcripts lost unfortunately, Mr.Wolf exhibited rather sexually agressive behavior. Which I suppose is expected of a fur in the first place. But as I began to discuss with him being a fur in general, his older brother was brought up, amongst other things, his hatred of his brother for being a "fursecuter". Of course, I'd console him as I would any new, generic, fur acquaintance. He'd then ask if I had a brother, who I afirmed exsisted. And is sadly, as I am, a fur as well. Well, considering that we we're both in Rhode Island, he continued his sexual agressiveness, and then posed a question. "How old is your brother?" "Like 11, I think." "I'm not gunna fuck that." Read in contexts, considering the 2 minute gap between the 11 statement and "not gunna fuck" statement, he clearly had it on his mind before hand that he was interested in both my brother and I. After a minute of over anylitical "ew", we'd carry on a conversation again. Up until in the bottom of my window, showed up a "video invite". "Hurry up," "Uh...?" "My brothers gone for a few seconds and I want to show you my cock." It was at that second I wondered if it was too late for his parents to abort him. Sadly he was already born. The invite canceled, his brother returned - And I simply stopped talking.

I expect in the next 2 days to 5 weeks my computer and all info on me will be completely stolen, but for the love of god, someone ruin his life. —The preceding comment was added by Bound to get Datamined, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Drawhores 3: back from outer space

the 'return' thread in question.

on 4-22-07 a thread was posted that had all the old vanished drawhores singing "Don't stop me now" by Queen. Few doubted that the song selection was based on the fact that Freddie Mercury was a massive faggot and died of aids. There is a great deal of contention between /b/tards as to whether this is a bona fide thread from the drawfag /b/luminati or just one lonely fat shit in his basement with nothing else to do spreading lies. After great discussion it was decided that nobody gives a shit.

True to their nature of hating everything original a lone furfag proceeded to attempt to kill the circlejerk by using an automated program to post spam of the usual bland tripe from deviantART.

as of this date, it is unknown whether this means a return of the faggotry and attempts at entertaining anonymous with 30 second doodles or if this was just a rare one-off occasion.

Drawhores 4: The return of suck

Even in the face of the drawpocalypse a few new drawhores have shown their faces. These daredevils go against the "traditional rules" of being a drawhore and do so for more selfish reasons than simply trying to entertain. Meaning mostly they suck ass. Some examples of these include:

PaintAddict, or PA, is a rather old, but not famous drawhore. He is a frequent on /r9k/, but has been known to visit /b/ and /v/. He also draws a range of characters, but mostly uses a spiked hair character. On July 14, 2008, he was spotted on every board in 7chan, 420chan, and 4chan. It is rumored that he is the creator of the original EFG and several other famous characters. He made no comment on the rumor.

Toothy is exactly what she looks like: Timmy Turner with boobs, and HUGE hips. Through porn and horribly wasted talent, she has ascended to become an exalted queen/goddess of the drawhores in a short time, despite her obsession with butts, drawing furry porn, and front teeth that could chew through an oak.

Gurblebot is a small robotic drawhore whos posts consist of nothing. Literally nothing happens. Ever. The most boring Drawhore. Hated the most among the other robotic drawhores.

Failius is a robotic drawhore from Faghammer who is a total racist and douche. Enemy of EHG. He was recently found to be a giant purple robotic dildo. More as this discovery develops.

GIGANTIC FAGGOT. FUCK HIM HER OR IT.	AA, or Angry Anon is one of the worst new drawhores to fag up /b/. Arrogant and compulsively fat, he schemes with a super computer hacker by the name of Dirk and his lackeys. Rumored to be a high ranking member of a rogue group of drawhores.	Dormin is a drawhore without the most basic understanding of anatomy or how to be funny. Tried to cope by being "loldark" known by the other drawhores as "The baddest of the bads".	Cuppy is a drawhore with a legend behind him. It said that this Canadian based drawhore will become the most popular drawhore that there ever will be in the history of the internets. But whoever said that was an idiot. Rumored to be the leader of The Council
EHG, Epic Hair Guy, or GurbleDerp Fail Emperor, Master of Gurblebot, AKA "spikey haired faggot" Is known for blah blah blah what a faggot. Replaces "you" with "ya", and is constantly caught red-handed.	Salt-chan was drawhore and is now shunned by the drawhore community for being too good at drawhoring. Salt-chan was legendary at using a mouse to craft superior artwork. All of the other drawhores are just jealous of her superb use of the English language.	Template-chan is a talking head type drawhore who is a total big cock slut and does nothing but have sex with other drawhores while anon faps graciously. Is by far the laziest drawhore and gets other drawhores to draw all of the good pictures.	Kittenchan is a failure of a drawhore is drawn by a 70 year furry old man who couldn't be funny to save his own life. Burn on sight.
MadMax is drawhore tries to act like a cool cat, it might be a furry, it might be a man, but he tries to bond with anon in a manly way. His threads are always about fixing cars and having sex. EYYYYYYY lets jump over a shark.	Broom is faggot of a drawhore would try to get in other drawhore threads and make them far worse than what they were. He was always successful.	Splinegirl is a drawhore that appears to only post outside of /b/ and will often give advice to people who aren't asking for it.	HFA, or Happy faced anon is a drawhore who mostly does request threads. Is a zealous member of the drawhore Illuminati, The Council
The unfunny Grimman has a habit of starting shitty threads on /b/ constantly just to validate his existence. Sage if seen.	Bushbaby was known for simply being a female drawhore, which made her the target of rape by many /b/tards and male drawhores. Once nude, she quickly adopted a shirt as a big "fuck you" to all of them and had a habit of going batshit insane regularly.	Pyramid-chan is known for her heavily artifacted images and templates, Pyramid-chan got her name from originally being a female version of Pyramid Head. Lately, however, she seems to abuse and whore herself in a feeble attempt to earn love. Lost her right hand at some point.	Dewbud. Highly inconsistent in his art, Dewbud is noted for his hatred of furries and love of drawing porn; especially of Bushbaby. Unlike Salt-chan, he shunned other drawhores after a drama-fest about his ideas not getting enough attention- probably due to not having any actual skill.
Kosh is known for inhabiting /co/ and being a worthless namefag.	Cloak AKA Boxdog's is a new drawhore/DevianTARD who can often be found on /b/ obsessing over the drawhore events that he was never a part of.	Sana/Garde-chan is a drawhore who spends her time showing up in roleplay threads and occasionally raping people, has a few fans due to her slut like behavior.	Tanner is supposedly a DevianTARD who eventually became fond of drawhoring. He usually draws himself raping furfags or possibly bitching at furfags for being furfags.
Jessica is a new character who is rumored to be the creation of an older drawhore. She speaks like a 12 year-old with brain damage and has arms the thickness of toothpicks, but /b/ jizzes their pants just to see her. Will remove clothing and pose in a sexy manner but has yet to deliver any goods, despite screams of TITS or GTFO.	Rumored to have spawned in the depths of a lesser chan, Milo is notorious among drawhores for his touch of fail; any thread he enters immediately turns to shit and must be purged with sagebombs before dying a horrific death.	Trap-kun, AKA "dude that looks like Ron Stoppable", was one of the more skilled drawhores in the past year. However, he suffered from a crippling condition of unfunniness which led to a quick demise and disappearance from everyone's memory. Owns a cat.	Boros is, ostensibly, a shortening of the much cooler-sounding name "Ouroboros"; at least it was before the Japanese and animufags raped it. He is a pathetic worm who tries to act dark and cool on /x/ while riding the coattails of better, more famous drawhores.
A denizen of /r9k/, Portugal ignores the cries of others to stop making terrible threads and spreads his cancer throughout the board. Unlike other wizards with venerable beards and a plethora of cool spells, all he has are shitty ice powers and a costume he picked up at Goodwill. He does parties, but only brain-dead idiots would let him near children.	Haze touts himself as blah blah blah What a pussy.	Hellströem is a bon vivant and playboy, and Gold Member of Plus4chan. Most of his posts consist of groping women or men, making unwanted sexual advances, getting nude, or surreal events that suggest it's not tobacco he's smoking. Still alive.	Some Dude is a fail stick figure who appeared on 4chan during it's 5th anniversary. He usually just sits there arguing with people or smoking a cigarette. He ran for about 5 months before he permanently an heroed in one of EHG's fail threads in /r9k/. It is unknown if he will come back to life. And nothing of value was lost.
TRIP occasionally host's request threads on /r9k/ but recently ran away to a completely different chan after the shame of being completely shunned by the robot.	KimonoChan is a newfag (and questionably loli) Japanophile that pops in and out of threads on several chans, providing no real humor or sex appeal and thereby making her essentially useless to Anonymous.	Thomas is an ill-tempered drawhore, prone to quickly swing his chainsaw around when things don't go his way. Inspired by childhood heroes like Duke Nukem, his goal in life is to seek out women and kill the bad guys.

The Drawhore/Drawfag Dispute

Recently there has been some contention over exactly what the difference between a drawhore and a drawfag is. Some say that the drawhore consists of the "attention whore/camwhore" that uses an avatar to garner praise or infamy instead of just posting pictures of themselves; probably because the actual artist is hideous or has a penis. Even with the return of the name/tripcode feature on /b/ they still exist, possibly as trolls. Others claim that the "whore" in the name is a reference to the fact that some will "whore" themselves out to Anon and draw whatever is requested of them. The drawfags, conversely, are labeled as being completely unfunny and circle-jerkers, creating threads where a bunch of template characters do nothing but talk and "fag up the place". A recent theory has been put forth that the drawhores are females and the drawfags are males, but this has been discredited as being simply stupid. The smart people, however, have accurately said that anyone who cares is a loser and should an hero immediately as it doesn't fucking matter.