David Gerard
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
David Gerard aka Red Drag Diva is a senior bureaucratic fuck on TOW. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia.
Gerard's favorite weapon is the Clue Stick, although you will never see him hit himself with it. Currently, he's on the waiting list for a vaginoplasty.
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About David Gerard
- David Gerard banned a Utah ISP as an "open proxy used by WordBomb" indefinitely and eventually this got on the news. [1]
- David Gerard is the official TOW media spokesperson for the United Kingdom
- David Gerard uses his real name on TOW
- David Gerard swears like mad, goes on power trips, and brags about it, whilst complaining that others aren't civil enough
- David Gerard is a senior administrator on joke site Uncyclopedia
- David Gerard likes ED and all attack sites (except for the wussy Wikipedia Review).
- David Gerard is openly bisexual
- David Gerard is actively polyamorous
- David Gerard has a girlfriend, Arkady, who he got pregnant, while married to another woman
- David Gerard's wife Red Countess is disabled
- David Gerard's wife has her own girlfriend
- David Gerard is a goth
- David Gerard is heavily interested in BDSM
- David Gerard is a drag queen - and takes pictures of it!
- David Gerard has his own web page full of freaky pictures - of himself
- David Gerard calls his LJ a "Diary of an Information Technology call girl."
- "Red Drag Diva" is an anagram of "David Gerard".
- If David Gerard says you're not the founder of TOW, you're not the fucking founder (goodbye Ben Kovitz, nice knowing you)
- David Gerard claims to be a "psi vampire"
You know what's really scary?
All of this is absolutely true. It hasn't been altered for lulz. This is 100% actual factual truth. It doesn't need to be lullified. He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and furry girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of Wikipedia - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more.
Anti-$cientology
David Gerard migrated to TOW with a group of anti-Scientology buddies from alt.religion.scientology, notable Kelly Martin and Tony Sidaway who are both to a degree transexuals like David. It is unknown if David participates in the Project Chanology IRL protests but it would be a sad loss if he did not because his ugly-sex-vampire-like, mock Lucius Malfoy, dress-wear would make for memes better than gas mask girl.
Virgin Killer
Inevitably, David Gerard was in the lead on Virgin Killer, going onto the radio to protest at ISPs having the temerity to want to protect their customers from illegal child porn. "Wikipedia is not censored" he foamed.
It was discovered that David has a vested interest in keeping porn sites up and running, being the proprietor of Lemonparty.
See Also
- Arkady - Article on David Gerard's girlfriend
- Uncyclopedia - David Gerard's pet disinformation project
- Wikipedia - Where David Gerard is one of the senior players
- Ben Kovitz - Wikipedia's actual founder, who David Gerard managed to wipe off the face of the planet
- Larry Sanger - Thanks to David Gerard, was set up as "co founder" of TOW
- Jimbo Wales - Who loves David Gerard, and the integrity he brings to the project
- Vampire
External Links
David Gerard
- David Gerard on TOW
- David Gerard's photo page
- David Gerard's group blog - Rocknerd: Not Dead
- David Gerard's Wikimedia blog - Diva de Jour
- David Gerard's Wikipedia mirror
- David Gerard on Wikipedia Review - somewhat more comprehensive coverage of him
- David Gerard on Wikitruth
- Reddragdiva - David Gerard's Live Journal
His wife
- David Gerard's wife's Wikipedia page
- David Gerard's wife (Red Countess)'s photo gallery
- David Gerard's wife's page
- Redcountess - David Gerard's wife's Live Journal
His girlfriend
- Arkady's Wikipedia page
- Arkady - David Gerard's girlfriend (Arkady)'s Live Journal
His wife's girlfriend
- Mirrorshard - we think - went to bicon with Redcountess.
His boyfriend
Tis a mystery, perhaps his bf dumped David?
