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DracoMalfoyLover

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DracoMalfoyLover is a Dutch yaoi-obsessed TARTlet who was raided by anonymous for spamming her "work" over at /b/. She is notable for constantly bitching about her relatives dying for the 5th time in order to get donations, and for drawing random yaoi of Invader Zim buttfucking Dib. As if this weren't enough, her online persona is a nearly dead witch, having stated that she is over 800 years old. After she realized that her first drawings and journal entries were composed entirely of fail, she started drawing angsty ZaDr comics and bitching about how her close relatives had died for the 5th time in order to receive large donations.

1 Personal Information
2 Raid
3 Second Raid
4 Carefully disguised Butthurt and Contradictions
5 Memorable Trolling
6 The 'Holy Shit Comment-Bomb'
- 6.1 External Links

[edit] Personal Information

DracoMalfoyLover in IRL is a drugged up, wooden clog wearing Dutch weeaboo named Thessa Blijleven. She was born on August 17th, 1990, a day she will soon regret. For those of you who suck at math, this means she is 18.

[edit] Raid

After Anonymous re-discovered her contradictory garbage on 9-2-07, a raid was soon to begin. /i/nfidels collaborated and subsequently raided her dA profile. LJ and Gaia raids followed immediately after. After more dox where leaked, the raid was expanded to include Subeta, NeoPets, FanartCentral and other tumorous growths of the internet. After several false starts, her phone number (listed above) was also leaked. If you are interested in spreading the lulz, please record your calls for the enjoyment of all.

[edit] Second Raid

After deciding she didn't have enough pwnage, she decided to come back with her shit on 16 december, and when a second raid started, threathened to get kirt V&, kill moot with wicca (Srsly). The docs are still valid though; Also, you may get her mom/dad on the phone. If you do, ask to speak to thessa, then raid away. Main raid is on christmas.

[edit] Carefully disguised Butthurt and Contradictions

After she was raided and spammed the link to this article, DracoMalfoyLover updated her devianTART journal mentioning it in a lighthearted way, suggesting that she doesn't care. However, seeing that she used the XD smiley twice, it appears that she is trying to convince herself that she is "bemused" and cover up her butthurt.

She has deleted all dox posted on her profile, and changed her real MSN and RL name on her profile, which is not exactly the sort of thing a person that doesn't care would do. Her dox are up on 420chan /i/ board, where the raid is recognized as epic win.

After Anonymous revealed the little whore's scams and trolled the fuck out of her, DracoMalfoyLover BALEETED her journal entry asking if it would be a good idea to start doing commissions (PROTIP: shitty artwork doesn't bring in the money, so no). She also BALEETED her journal entry in which she appeared to be "bemused" and to think of the raid as a way of her fans showing her their appreciation. So much for the double XD.

To prove that she was so not butthurt, she complained on the 420chan /i/ board, calling all the /i/nfidels nerds - a highly hypocritical action, considering that she herself is an abysmal excuse for an otaku, an Eurofag, and a confirmed Gaiafag.

BadeendDesDoods replies to her journal entry, "You should be proud you're in there with Snapesnogger" O RLY?

Translation:They tried to seduce me to write negative reactions on my userpage... but such trolling are CUTE and makes me ' love ' you even more ^_^ That people even take the time for something like that... Those are REAL fans!!! Because, as we know, all reactions are from fans, since DracoMalfoyLover is so good that nobody can have a negative opinion of her.

Apparently, she is threatening us with b& IRL. O noes!!1!11

lol, contradictions

[edit] Memorable Trolling

By dA troll Tacgnol69

[edit] The 'Holy Shit Comment-Bomb'

On 20 september, a heroic anonymous comment-bombed her DA profile with a mix of SOCKS, relays and a small botnet with over 9000 comments. There are literaly over 9000 comments (Around 13000 thousand), making her DA skyrocket to most popular. It is still unknown how the admins will react to this, but chances are she'll get banhammered.