Douchebag

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A douchebag is a feminine hygiene product. However, it eventually became an insult, because people are fucking stupid. If you are fucking stupid, and were looking for the definition of "douchebag" that applies to the insulting version of the word, then it is as follows.

The douchebag is a common subspecies of the white American male. They can be seen in almost any setting although they do seem to prefer malls and college campuses.

Identifying the Douchebag

Note the Extreme sadness created by being in the presence of a douchebag.

The common American douche is easily identified as a result of their distinctive manner of dress. There are slight variations, but common traits share among them are as follows.

White sunglasses
Plaid shorts
Pastel polo shirts with popped collars
Designer T-shirts
Brand new worn-out jeans worn with over priced flipflops
Bluetooth Headsets
be your schools football team's camera guy
Hats with impeccably flat brims
Those flattened link chains
Button up collared shirt, worn open so the muscle shirt beneath is visible.
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Also douchebags are known for extreme orange tans, a look that makes it appear is if they just got done bathing themselves in carrot juice.

typical douche attire

“	I wear polos with plaid shirts[sic]sometimes. Go ahead and say that's how douchebags dress, but if Ralph Lauren makes you a douchebag, what does your clothing make you?	„
—An offended douche

Qualities of a Douchebag

Using the word makes you end up dying like this.

There are many ways for someone to be classified as a douchebag, but the main qualities of one are: stubbornness, complains excessively, asinine goals in life , extravagant, and knows he/she is right and you are wrong. They often have a short temper, but they usually are pussies and run to solitude.

Douchebags are commonly sighted attaching to their mangier, odorous silent partners, the ones who squeeze right into infected ground zero, THE DOUCHENOZZLES. ie. Giuliani

Classes of Douchebags

PROTIP: how to be a douchebag.

There are three classes of douchebags:

The Plain Douchebag: Loud, Stupid, and Famous.
The Educated Douchebag: While they have done their homework on whatever it is they are doing, what they are doing is spectacularly dumb; whether it be their main goal, or their motives, its extremely retarded.
The Nice Douchebag: While they can seem like the nicest person alive, they are a douche through and through. An example is John Hardy, who gives jobs and food to hundreds of people in Bali on his farm. However, he lives extravagantly . . . believing that every time he looks at the mountains from his house, it lets him realize how amazing he is.

here is a picture of a typical douchebag http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/birth_control.jpg "We’re living in one of the most beautiful places on the planet…we don’t need ornamentation." – John Hardy

Professional Douchebag

See Fred Phelps.

Gallery

Galleria Le Douche

	It's difficult not to find a 'non douchebag' picture of this man.	Facebook douchebag pwned.
It would be cool on my planet!!.	A typical douchebag with niggress.	A douchebag lost in the aisles of Target.	Pretty much the definition of douche
typical mall douche.		Don Henrie is a douche
IMA PADDLIN MAH BOAT	Douchebags seem to take pictures by cars they don't own to look cool on teh internetz	Chav douchebag
Its a religion	13 year-old boy posing with fake abs; also plays runescape and is pretty ugly.	Sometimes douchebags enjoy traveling in roving gangs. Be on the lookout.	Easily identifiable.
Big muscles.