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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	You are such a loser Don't even bother re creating this page Lol	„
—Kindawanna, not realizing failed blanking is fail on ED

In trying to bring the lulz back into this albatross, one sexy /b/east did searcheth the broken servers of DeviantShit for new, though likely less important, lulz.

And then, he didst find, don'topen-youreyes

And now, even after he figured his page to be dead nao, he's gotten a few jumps and threats for a page that barely qualified as his "best work." This woman didn't have a clue what pain was before.

Contents 1 WTF Missed? 2 Amusing(ly stupid) rants about her "art" 3 Her fans' contributions 4 Christ, she's a weeaboo, too?! 5 Inevitable E-mail Threat 6 Stockholm's Syndrome, Revisited 7 External Links

[edit] WTF Missed?

Apparently, in the wide sweep of faggotry on dA, many well-worthy of the whore status were skipped over. It should come as no surprise to anyone that if you want 10k of pageviews, the best ways are looking skanky, wearing lots of makeup, and showing tits. Where she failed, however, was having both herpes, and the body to guard said boobs.

Of course, all of this still doesn't stop the stalkers who "contribute" art to her page every few weeks. She could very well be dead (one can dream), and if this is the case, then potential future drama would be lost. Or generated, depending if it was self-inflicted. UPDATE: Not dead, but sure slow enough to qualify. Apparently, she had the idea that she could edit a page - poorly - and was met with a resounding welcome to her devices.

Dontopen-youreyes is a paradox, in obviously having a fairly good rack with a unholy-godawful body. She's like a polar opposite of Ellen DeGenerate, or a complete doppelganger of Rosie O'Damnnasty. Or Amy Lee, plus about 50+ lbs. and Down Syndrome. Since she has failed to actually show tits, her ability to do basic female services, she couldn't make a good sandwich after intense blowjob sessions (I know, ironic a fat girl can't make food), and her lack of sense beyond internet proto-celebrity, her pedophile boyfriend left her fat ass. Not that it stopped her from dropping her top like the jailbait she was always meant to be. After all, she's got to pay the bills somehow, amirite?

[edit] Amusing(ly stupid) rants about her "art"

This picture generated quite a few of her pageviews. Some argue it was because she almost showed her orangatan titties, but more to the fact it had a fairly compelling argument that, get this, STILL hasn't been deleted by her. In seeing this, maybe she's not quite the average mold for a TARTlet, but she's still an illiterate whore.

Here's where she fights with her arch-nemesis, a cocksmoker who also used to camwhore:

STD vs. bitch with STDs

DISREGARD THAT, SHE SUCKS COCKS AND DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING [1]

[edit] Her fans' contributions

[2] - WITH A FEW BRUSH TOOLS, YOU, TOO, CAN MAKE A PERSON LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE LEPROSY!

[3] - CHOOSE YES, DAMMIT!

[4] - OYA GUYZ, TOTALY <3 IMAGRADY MOAR THAN TV!!!111!!!oneoenone!!!

Clearly, most of these people were busy fapping to barely-legal boobs when they should've been paying attention in art school.

UPDATE: Though it's yet to have been viably proven, there are apparently a few sex-related pictures from her older gallery stock. The older gallery, or pretty much the last pages, were of her at roughly 17-18, so if there are pictures of this, we could be looking at the buttertroll version of the Holy Grail. Moar on this as it develops...

[edit] Christ, she's a weeaboo, too?!

Noone should be shocked at this point as to what she can do, but this cow actually slammed herself into a lolita dress, waves around a Wapanese fan, etc., and took pics of it all.

Observe, then stab your eyes out ritualistically afterwards.

Buying a dog doesn't save you from rotting in hell, just anon			Totally has skills (too bad putting a fork down isn't one of them)
Davay Havok really let himself go		Not weeaboo shit, but I had to put her gay boyfriend's picture somewhere on this page

[edit] Inevitable E-mail Threat

“	Hi, i'm Megan and i believe what you did to me was libel according to the supreme court. Delete your page about me, it is 99% lies and 1% twisted truths. Oh and you majorly crossed the line bringing my brother and ex boyfriend into it. So get rid of the page.	„
—The broad, asking for moar

Hi, i'm D-Malice and I know the laws of both speech and good things happening to bad people was originally for a higher court to take my torch and run with it. I will not delete a damn thing, it is 99% lulz and 1% twisted panties. Oh and I majorly don't give a flipping fuck that your brother and your ex turned out to be the same person. So get the fuck out of my internets.

Not one to miss explaining the painful stupidity someone shows with calm, collected logic, here's a verbatim copy of the e-mail from the inner sanctum:

...Hahahaha.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dontopen-youreyes#Inevitable_E-mail_Threat

In case you couldn't see that one, lemme break some fun shit down:

• You're an adult now, not that your actions would show such a thing.

• Pictures that you post as a kid in public site fall under something called a "public domain" area. If you were to somehow, say, attempt to push some British equal to a civil suit to me, that would fail under the fact that there were people, not just the pedos, long before I made the article telling you it was a bad idea.

• It was practically a year old - you probably got less pageviews before belly-rubbers and people deliberately trying to piss you off started hearing you complain.

Basically, had you been nice and not failed at the first-start by trying to kill my article, you could've probably brought it up to an admin, and we'd all made a clean break. Your vandalism just made it justified.

[edit] Stockholm's Syndrome, Revisited

Quitting just wasn't in this one's vocabulary, and it's uncertain if this is either for the better or the worse, but the edit logs will tell all in the future.

“	Hey, although of course i am inclined to hate you for what you have said about me for the sake of entertainment, i have decided that infact i respect you, not for ED, but for DA. I could make a page of equal caliber about you to parallel the page you did about me, but i have decided against it, because it would do no good. The reason i respect you is that it seems we have a lot in common, some of the same tastes etc, for example i love industrial music, and your profile says you do too. But anyway, enough of this prelude, i just wanted to say that although i may reply to comments or notes occasionally on deviantart, i really will not be coming back, at least not with pictures of myself! I don't mind if the page you wrote about me stays, because no one i know will ever see it, so you can say what you want, put this on there if you like. Basically just wanted to say i was pissed off which is why i acted like that, but i'm not anymore, so i'm just gonna leave it all behind. Good luck in whatever you do. (P.s, incase you didn't realise, i'm English, and in England you are sexually legal at 16)	„
—Dontopen-youreyes, clarifying it doesn't bother her

[edit] External Links

Blackandred-stock - One of her DA pages that was supposedly stolen in '06. Since most of her "new" pictures on her main page are gone over her being a bad sport, there's always this option for old pixplz.

don'topen-youreyes - Again, her main dA page; Apparently, the past year revealed something in her she didn't like

ON NOTICE - She's apparently quitting DA forever Nope, she's just "not posting anymore pictures", deleting her non-hosted pics, and blocking posts and journal entries as of 4/22/08, no short order thanks to this ED relic I was half-drunk writing. I don't even personally KNOW the female. Plz to be finding new page, when she comes back to dA She never left.

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