Ditto
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Late last Thursday, a ditto appeared in /b/.(Not to be confused with that fat, trailer trash squirrel eater Beth Ditto from that terrible band "The Gossip", though they can easily be confused as their both fat, pink blobs) Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.
Thus, a meme was born from 4chan user Duke of Beaconsfield Anonymous.
DIT... tooooo.. ditto. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
more like Dildo amirite?
[edit] Characteristics
It is well known that Dittos are rampant androgynous pokemans that love to befriend anything that moves regardless of whether it is desired or not. This is acceptable because all pokemans are generally asking for it and enjoy copulating with warmed up jello.
It has been agreed at least 100 years ago that Dittos are unfunny.
However, because this Pokemon is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not LittleCloud's true identity is not a dragon but in fact a Ditto.
On another related note, Ditto is a sex beast created by God to transform into giant cocks and steal teenage girl's virginity.
Closely related to the dildo (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.
[edit] Ditto's Transformations
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