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Dillon Cossey

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Armed with over nine thousand airsoft guns, a few real guns bought by his sick fuck parents, and body armor, Dillon Cossey was planning to go columbine on his Pennsylvania school for great justice. He was ratted out and discovered by authorities before he could carry out the attack, however


Dillon Cossey Apprehended

god knows how many guns he could've hid underneath all the fat.
god knows how many guns he could've hid underneath all the fat.

The chubby 14 year old was exposed on the same day as the SuccessTech shooting. His attempt to recruit another boy backfired when the boy snitched him out. They were both suspended Afterward, said snitch was rewarded greatly by the president and media for his honesty. Much lulz were had when aforementioned snitch and friends attempted to rob Dillon's house while he was in jail. President was butthurt. Film at 11.

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