Dick Ants

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Ants? In my dick?

When Dick Ants run out of viable semen

Yet another piece of disturbing copypasta from the bowels of /b/, on 06/25/07 04:01:35, someone posted that they had just fapped and ejaculated semen, blood and dead ants. Anonymous requested pics, but no such pics were posted. Within half an hour, the initial post had 140 replies.

Medical Response to Dick Ants

• Fap again. If you shoot ants again, then you may have a major infestation. Take one of the following courses of action:
  • Inject 2000 CCs of ant poison into your scrotum.
  • Dunk yourself waist-deep into boiling water.
    • Results may take 2-3 days with repetition.
  • Smash your testicles.
  • Cauterize the inner lining of your dick all the way to the prostate.
    • Results may take up to three months.
  • Clamp your piss tube shut for one month.
  • Stop fucking ant hills
  • No matter what you do, DO NOT CONSULT PROFESIONAL MEDICAL HELP. They'll only laugh at you.
  • Get an anteater to suck your dick.
  • Get yo' momma to suck yo' dick.

Stages of Dick Ants

The First stages of Dick Ants is very similar to that of a bot fly. With the exception that it is a colony that makes it's home in your scrotum. Once the queen ant finds it's host, it begins to lay it's eggs in your balls. Once those eggs hatch, the worker ants start to derive nourishment from your semen. As time progresses, the ants reproduce more and more. Depending on how old you are, the dick ants may be pleased for a while. But after a sustained period, the semen loses it's nourishment. The ants will then feed on your Scrotum and Penis.

Medical conditions that Dick Ants may be mistaken for

• Enlarged prostate
• Prostate cancer
• Kidney/bladder stones
• Testicular cancer
• Elephantiasis
• Hypospadias
• Blue balls
• Gonhorrea
• Syphilis
• Genital Herpes
• Candidiasis
• Centipede Filled Vagina
• Beecock
• AIDS

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