Delivery-chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Delivery-chan is a camwhore who lurks on /b/.
Unlike typical camwhores however, Delivery-chan is a true /b/tard who understands the rules. Delivery-chan is not only eager to fill requests but will even aid your book-keeping of her n00dz by archiving them and poasting them to rapidshit herself.
She loves Anonymous and takes all reasonable requests from /b/; tits, vagoo, pooper, feets, objects in vagoo, and even the occasional pee related request. She does it for the lulz, and she does it Right Fucking Nao.
Delivery-chan never dicks around with that 'post ending in' crap, or any other examples of the cancer that is killing /b/. She enjoys fulfilling silly or random requests such as dildo in ear or Rubix cube in vagoo.
Delivery-chan has stated three rules regarding image requests: 1. No poop. 2. No eating weird things. 3. Nothing that causes excessive physical pain or illness.
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[edit] Bio
Very little is known about Delivery-chan. She is a pudgy bisexual 19 year old who resides in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. She has a Stickam account which was still active as of May 2008.
Delivery-chan has a strong aversion to marriage. Presumably she wishes to become a collared submissive to, and/or fuck Anonymous.
Her AIM and myspace name is LurvesMudkipz.
[edit] Recent News
In June, Delivery-chan told Anonymous that she would soon be traveling to another state to meet with a male /b/tard whom she identified as the same person who posted the Darth Chauncey threads which are made of win and chemo. As per her name, she took requests from anonymous as to what they would do. She promised to post pictures and/or video of the requests (which included buttsecks, cumshots, and consensual sex in the missionary position), on /b/ and rapidshit when she returned around June 16, 2008. Later on the same week, she began posting pics with the Anonymous boyfriend, and the thread got 404'ed by a sage-bomber.
After someone else started a new thread, Delivery-chan was banned for camwhoring. She is presumed dead. She may or may not be An Hero.
Lesson learned: If you're a camwhore, do NOT meet male /b/tards IRL. For more information, see Zoey_Zane
[edit] Gallery
 A challenger appears. |
 Feets. |
 Armpit. |
 Bras. |
 Hay gaiz I found this what shud i do? Whut, put it in me? |
 It are too big! o wait u ment in mouth |
 NOOO IT ARE NOT CHEEZBURGAR |
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 ...and then makes out with it. |
 Moar. |
 MOAR! |
 OH FUCK NO MOAR NO MOAR |
 Failed angle shot. |
 Freckle on foot... |
 ...and shoe on head. Perfection. |
 Secret unlockable keyboard on head. |
 Anonymous goes where? |
 Loli shot. |
 Emo shot. |
 Anon will skin Bernie in his sleep, whoever he is. |
[edit] Pronz
 Vagoo. |
 Tits on mirror. |
 Moar tits on mirror. |
 Vagoo and lubed fingers. |
 Moar vagoo and lubed fingers. |
 D-chan works her clit. |
 Love letter. On boobs. |
 Ass. |
 Vagoo and pooper. |
 D-Chan checks her oil. |
 The challenger makes his case. |
 Sharpie goes where? |
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