Delicious Cake
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cake. Everybody loves it. Cake is delicious and thus... you must eat it. As the great /b/tard once postulated:
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Since time immemorial, people have wanted their cake and they have wanted to eat it too. Oh, but if only life was that simple. Unfortunately, there always seems to be something, or someone, trying to prevent you from getting your hands on delicious cake and eating it. It is at times like these that one must go to extraordinary measures to get at that delicious cake you so crave.
Fortunately, the scientists, mathematicians, engineers, physicists and metaphysicists at 4chan are working around-the-clock posing every conceivable hypothetical situation one might find oneself in, vis-a-vis delicious cake, and the ultimate prize -enjoying said deliciousness.
Delicious Cake Threads
A Delicious Cake thread starts when the OP posits a potentially problematic situation involving delicious cake and you (with regards to your getting at and ultimately eating the delicious cake). The brain trust at /b/ then lets loose a barrage of posts with potential solutions to this horrible dilemma.
It is a little known fact, but all cake problems can be solved by maeking the problem divide by (the problem - you & cake), which results in just you and cake.
this is just like (5x7)/5 = 7. problem/(problem - you and cake) = you and cake. simple
The following is a neatly demonstrated example...
The Hypothetical Predicament:
"Shoop the nigraz to eat delicious caek." |
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"Now you're thinking with Portals." |
"Longcat is helping you enjoy delicious caek." |
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Solutions in 3 Dimensions
The Hypothetical Predicament:
The 3D Solution:
A Second Hypothetical Predicament:
The 3D Solution:
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Women and Cake
Believe it or not, about 100 years ago, women by law, were expected to bake delicious cake for their men. And if said cake was anything short of fucking delicious... and I mean motherfucking delicious, it was common practice that she be told to return to the kitchen to bake at least a dozen more till the man was satisfied. If said woman was insulting enough to bake no less then said dozen cakes, buttsecks was required... no lube.
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See Also
External Links
- Supreme Court Rules Restaurant Patron Must Try This Cheesecake — It is law... you must eat it!
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