Delicious Cake

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Cake. Everybody loves it. Cake is delicious and thus...you must eat it. As the græt /b/tard once postulated:

Since time immemorial, people have wanted their cake and they have wanted to eat it too. Oh, but if only life was that simple. Unfortunately, there always seems to be something, or someone, trying to prevent you from getting your hands on delicious cake and eating it. It is at times like these that one must go to extraordinary measures to get at that delicious cake you so cræv.

Fortunately, the scientists, mathematicians, engineers, physicists and metaphysicists at 4chan are working around-the-clock posing every conceivable hypothetical situation one might find oneself in, vis-a-vis delicious cake, and the ultimate prize -enjoying said deliciousness.

[edit] Delicious Cake Threads

A Delicious Cake thread starts when the OP posits a potentially problematic situation involving delicious cake and you (with regards to your getting at and ultimately eating the delicious cake). The brain trust at /b/ then lets loose a barrage of posts with potential solutions to this horrible dilemma.

The following is a neatly demonstrated example...

The Hypothetical Predicament:

How do I enjoyed delicious cæk?

Suggested Solutions:

"Now you're thinking with Jules Verne"
	"Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre..."	"There's a hole in the sky..."
"...Through which things can fly."	"Now you're thinking with Portals."	"Longcat is helping you enjoy delicious caek."

From The Peanut Gallery:

facepalm

[edit] Solutions in 3 Dimensions

The Hypothetical Predicament:

With such a number of overwhelming obstacles, how will you succeed?

The 3D Solution:

Solve it with the third dimension! Of course!

AE Version

Special Encyclopedia Dramatica theme, with only a gun, hockey stick and big purple dildo. Add your solution if you end up completing it.

[edit] Did you know that...

This picture isn't cake. It's an illusion. Or, rather, a lie.

• Cake is code for good times.

• The cake is a lie.

• The cake is a lie.

• The cake is a lie.

• The cake is a lie.

• GASP! The cake ISN'T a lie!!!!!11111111

• Just kidding, the cake is totally a lie.

• No Wait!!!111 WTF It ISN'T a lie? ----------------->

[edit] Quotes

[edit] Cake Galleries

Gallery of Problems and Solutions

Now that's a puzzler! Delicious cake is sometimes elusive. ZOMG! SOLUTION!!! Now you're thinking with Portals. DOIN IT ORNG, if he had read it, it's portalproof.

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Sometimes the eternal quest for Delicious cake can even throw off the most hardened crusaders. How Does I Failed At Cake-Defense? BEHOLD, TEH POWER OF MSPAINT!!! OP: You are separated from delicious cake by math. Dude...you just exploded and imploded my mind. FAIL LOL WUT There is no non-violent solution...it's Cho Time! Difficult, but not impossible. Solution is FEDEX!

Gallery of Cake

IT IS DELICIOUS CAKE. YOU MUST EAT IT. Being served delicious cake. Even kitty liek delicious cæk! DESU DESU DESU!]] Could it be? THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE?!?!?!?!!11 EAT IT! EAT IT NOWWW!!!1one BEOFRE IT BE GONE. OBEY.

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"This is caketard. FEAR HIM!!1!" On Christchan, Delicious Christ comes to you! eating cake in action. "It is Delicious Cake. You Must (eat) Lick It!".     ;P Loli's are cake too! i heard you must eat it. OM NOM NOM NOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Eating ass is okay when IT IS DELICIOUS. It's a piece of cake to bake a delicious cake. Use Portals. Win caek! OM NOM NOM NOM MOAR delicious caek! Solved IT'S A TRAP! You have to respect the motherfucker that took the time to put this together. Other delicious things can be lies. LIES This is what happens when nerds work at Dairy Queen. I think it is self explanatory. Some people have too much spare time Cake can be awesome. Not all cake is delicious.

[edit] See Also

• OM NOM NOM NOM
• Not Cake
• Portal

[edit] External Links

• Supreme Court Rules Restaurant Patron Must Try This Cheesecake — It is law...you must eat it!
• [1] - This guy is either a troll, or he seriously needs to lighten up and learn what Portal is

	[I think I lost my appetite.] [OM NOM NOM NOM] 0 Delicious Cake is a part of a series on Foods.
Normal Food Alcohol • Bacon and Eggs • Chikins • Cock • Delicious Cake • Liver • Meat • Piss • Pizza and beer • Pork • Potatoes • Ramen • Pussy • Watermelonz Food for Sick Fucks Children • Cum (see also Jizztini) • Poop • Your mom NOT Food Kool-Aid • Mudkips • Spiders • The Lolrus • The Scared Monkey But of course, A cat is fine too