Delicious Cake
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Cake. Everybody loves it. Cake is delicious and thus...you must eat it. As the græt /b/tard once postulated:
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Since time immemorial, people have wanted their cake and they have wanted to eat it too. Oh, but if only life was that simple. Unfortunately, there always seems to be something, or someone, trying to prevent you from getting your hands on delicious cake and eating it. It is at times like these that one must go to extraordinary measures to get at that delicious cake you so cræv.
Fortunately, the scientists, mathematicians, engineers, physicists and metaphysicists at 4chan are working around-the-clock posing every conceivable hypothetical situation one might find oneself in, vis-a-vis delicious cake, and the ultimate prize -enjoying said deliciousness.
[edit] Delicious Cake Threads
A Delicious Cake thread starts when the OP posits a potentially problematic situation involving delicious cake and you (with regards to your getting at and ultimately eating the delicious cake). The brain trust at /b/ then lets loose a barrage of posts with potential solutions to this horrible dilemma.
The following is a neatly demonstrated example...
The Hypothetical Predicament:
Suggested Solutions:
"Shoop the nigraz to eat delicious caek" |
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"Now you're thinking with Portals." |
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"Longcat is helping you enjoy delicious caek." |
From The Peanut Gallery:
[edit] Solutions in 3 Dimensions
The Hypothetical Predicament:
The 3D Solution:
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[edit] Did you know that...
- Cake is code for good times.
- The cake is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- GASP! The cake ISN'T a lie!!!!!11111111
- Just kidding, the cake is totally a lie.
- This was a triumph?
[edit] Quotes
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[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Supreme Court Rules Restaurant Patron Must Try This Cheesecake — It is law...you must eat it!
- [1] - This guy is either a troll, or he seriously needs to lighten up and learn what Portal is
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Delicious Cake
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