Delaware
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
[edit] What is Delaware?
A glorified rest stop along Interstate 95, Delaware is a tiny, flat, shitty, polluted state on the US East Coast that nobody cares about. The old official state slogan emphasized its one claim to fame as being the "First US State" (as its state delegates accidentally happened to be the first ones to sign the Constitution in 1820 while everyone else was still enjoying their tea and crumpets). The new state slogan is "Small Wonder" as in "It's a small wonder everyone who lives there doesn't an hero for living in Philadelphia's toilet." It's also better known for being the place where negroes stop for KFC on their way to sell Florida cocaine in New York as well as where most of the white, inbred Philadelphia Eagles fans live.
Most people live near Wilmington and work in the screen door factory. Delaware also has Rehomo Beach, which is popular with lifelong bachelors and college students. This makes for rather lulzy Saturday mornings when hipsters are forced to do the walk of shame with an asshole resembling goatse.
[edit] People of Delaware
One half of the state is filled with rednecks and other white trash, one half is filled with wiggers, while the other half is populated by colored types. It's important to note that Delaware is three halves in a two-half state - it's fairly amazing!
[edit] DESU
Also of note is that Delaware State University's URL is desu.edu. Lulz. DeSU was established in 1891 as the State College for Colored Students. It had about 3,690 students last year. The 400-acre campus is in the northern section of Dover, across the street from the racetrack. This sets the stage for some pretty epic lulz when NASCAR fans invade the town. Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro breeds and sub-types seen there. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic and prepare them for all sorts of exciting careers.
DeSU's main claim to infamy was some sort of prank pulled Last Thursday. Two students were shot and wounded, one died a month later. The campus was locked down for a while as police searched desperately for the gunman. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more Colt 45 and KFC.
Also this one time at band camp, the director stuck his flute in a male student. He was subsequently charged with raep and claimed to "have done it for the lulz."
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