Darkspeeds

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Elson with a typical 9-year-old Ashworth fan.

Elson "Darkspeeds" Wong is a widely successful AZN-Australian comic artist, whose "The Grand Ashworth Fortune" is distributed across the world to approximately 200,000 readers monthly. He is currently working on the animated series of the comic Oh wait nobody reads it except a small group of Deviantarts who mistakenly think he's drawing their Sonic fancharacter again.

Elson "Darkspeeds" Wong has not been a significant contributor to internet drama due to nobody really giving a shit about his work besides his group of fans, but is notable for raging as soon as the quality of his comic is questioned.

1 Ashworth
2 Ruby's breasts
3 Ten year plan
4 Batshit insane fans
5 Darkspeeds loevs lolis
6 Darkspeeds goes critique discouraged
7 Youtube videos
8 External links
- 8.1 See also

[edit] Ashworth

"HOLY MOBIUS ASHWORTH, IS IT TIME FOR A CHILLI DOG?" Ashworth fans often forget that despite all appearances, most characters did not in fact hail from Sonic Adventure's Station Square.

Darkspeeds' main project of the last few years and LAUNCHPAD FOR SUCCESS is The Grand Ashworth Fortune, a formulaic furry adventure story that takes One Piece, adds Sonic-alike anthropomorphic characters that look nothing like their animal types, and.. well, that's about the extent of the creative process. The main characters are Ruby, a hyperactively positive adventurer who is NOT YOUR CHOICE FOR WORLDS BEST FORTUNE HUNTER. (She probably eats a gum gum fruit of some shit in chapter 64, most likely), and Ashworth, a cat variant of the character Shadow with an even fruitier name.

It is very well regarded by confused Sonic-obsessed 13 year old furries and rabid fan Knux the Killer, and as such it is NOT TO BE CRITICISED. Darkspeeds is very reluctant to accept criticism about his method or style, cleverly adapting the "IT'S JUST MY STYLE" excuse to any situation.

As such, criticism of his atrocious sense of anatomy (either furry or human) will be ignored. Everything is his style, and he need not improve any element of his art.

[edit] Ruby's breasts

Especially not Ruby's breasts.

[edit] Ten year plan

Darkspeeds often refers to his "ten year plan" which will get him into the comic industry. See this incoherent Youtube ramble. He is currently in year 3 and has sold 30 comics.

[edit] Batshit insane fans

Most of Darkspeeds' fans are the kind of inoffensively mundane 13 year olds who recolor sprites, get very excited about anything in a Sonic style (see Ashworth) but he does have some obsessive fans who enjoy Ashworth a little too much.

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[edit] Darkspeeds loevs lolis

While currently single, Darkspeeds once engaged in a creepy relationship with a 13 year old girl when he was 17. The girl, MilesTailsPrower-007, is a fixation of the DA Sonic community and reportedly was too busy commenting on every fucking Sonic drawing ever posted to ever show delicious flat chest. He did, however, make some appeals to this nature.

It is believed that this is some kind of AZN mating ritual, though his intentions with the rose are unclear.

[edit] Darkspeeds goes critique discouraged

“	I don't use DA for professional purposes.	„
—Darkspeeds, whose future plans depend on a furry comic that only TARTlets could care about.

Just draw a stick figure, then draw Tails, then YOU'RE DONE!

A new development in the ongoing saga of Darkspeeds has revealed that:

Darkspeeds believes he can license the rights from Sega for a "How-to-draw Sonic" book
Darkspeeds is an awful art teacher
While "imitation has always been a part of my style fundamentally", he can't even draw Sonic accurately enough for a tracing book to be of any worth
Constructive criticism on his DA account is rude and inappropriate
Positive statements in the form of emoticons are desirable
He gets his criticism from random people on English trains and IRL furries.

These revelations came about as a result of an epic comment thread on his collection of how-to-draw "tutorials". Amongst his regular cacophony of "Sweet X3" and "Hehe cool!" comments, a brave warrior and now ex-buddy spoke up against the idea that his tutorial could get anywhere, on account of it being 1. a shitty tutorial and 2. flawed in various places. What ensued was a night of return-fire posts wherein he asserted control by asking her to "show some respect to the seniors", suggesting "Don't force an adult what to do m'kay?" and then concluding "smell ya later".

“	You seriously dissapoint me buddy, heck you ain't worth it to be called 'buddy' in my book.	„
—Darkspeeds

Darkspeeds severed ties with his critical assailant after this argument. He did, however, concede to marking the tutorials and his future works as "critique not desired". Thankfully, the period of hypocrisy has ended, and a new era of an admitted dependency on praise has begun.

[edit] Youtube videos

Darkspeeds is one of those hyperactive AZNs with no sense of shame. Unlike other Sonic fans, he is outgoing and enjoys social interaction (much to the detriment of society.) Some of his favourite activities involve talking to a Shadow doll in venice, singing Sonic songs openly, asking random people about their interest in Sonic, asking for job at Sega and failing and doing cartwheels like an 8 year old.

Many of these videos are tl;dw, but persist with the second one.