Danzyboy

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The "Danny Eason/Danzyboy" copypasta appeared on 4chan's /b/ sometime in early-to-mid 2009, as a picture of a typical 15-year-old fuck with his shit haircut taken in a bathroom, wearing a terrible suit. Said retard was Danny Eason, a young man whose cat torturing caused disgust to many. Like the cat lovers they are, the denizens of 4chan attacked this salty load of copypasta in the name of Caturday, and it spread like AIDS in a closed pool.

At first this forced meme was seen as a typical example of the cancer that is killing /b/; a typical piece of unfunny copypasta like any other. However as the original text was spammed relentlessly, chemo was performed on it, and many lulzy variations were created of the original load of copypasta, complete with an image and the variant text, making it notable for being one of the few memes to go from fail to a level of win. Danny, the protagonist of the original copypasta, is also a gay kickboxer IRL.

Typical use of the meme also involves the provision of Danny's personal details, which are now widely known, and the term "piss and micky". It may be interesting to note that it is currently under debate as to whether Danny's original copypasta was not the successful efforts of a troll but happened to have been posted by Danny himself. This is largely due to the fact that the home details and phone numbers provided with the delicious copypasta appear to cross each other in the gray area.

Recently, a variation of the So cash meme involving Danny Eason has been seen on 4chan's /b/ (see below). Involving his fellow kickboxer, and boyfriend, it is a testament to his homosexuality.

The picture to the right, showing Danny performing a jump spinning hook kick spinning hook kick, is outdated and incorrect, as he is no longer a brown belt, but a junior black belt.

The Original Pasta

Hey Pussies.

You all have shit haircuts. I got this shit at Supercuts today. Only paid £11.50 + a tip. You are all faggots who need to die in a fire.

I'm a good looking guy and you all took the piss and micky out of me last time I posted, what the fuck? Look at yourselves /b/, you're slipping up, just look at me, I'm awesome.

Danny, out.

The Variations

Hey Faggots

My name is Danny and i hate you all. I am a good looking guy and you all took the piss and micky out of my pictures on this board. If any of you said the "fag" or "nice haircut" to my face I'd completely deck the shit out of you, I'm a kickboxer and I want to be a cagefighter.

Any of you pussies wanna come talk shit to me voice to voice? Call my number and ask for me, Danny.

Fucking faggots.

"So cash" variation

Hey Faggots,

My name is Danny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any asshole? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a jnr black belt in kickboxing, and am competing in the 2012 Taekwondo Olympics. What sports do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's at work experience, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my boyfriend (on the left), he got white belt in 2 weeks