Danilee3240

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This ID alone should tell you right off the bat that Danilee3240 is clearly fucked up in the head.

Danilee3240 being what she always wanted to be.

The Real Danilee3240.

Danilee3240 is a crazy bitch from Neopets and DevianTART who draws shitty art and a fucking freaky manga starring the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist and her mary sue Lilee ( who she claims is definitely not her, u gaiz! ) and all her friends and family.

She is also a batshit insane conservative Christian who makes it clear that she has buttsecks with God daily, doesn't believe in evolution ( she even says that "it can be disproved and that the schools are brainwashing our youth " with our teachings of logic ), will NOT have sex until marriage ( and even then she thinks it's gross and icky and is only for making babies and giving you diseases and not for strengthening bonds in relationships, amirite? ), hates homos, thinks that abortions are OMGZ HORRIBLE AND WRONG, and is clearly a submissive ho. She is also often known to contradict herself ( "I'm not pushing my religion on you but I'll keep telling you about it 24-7 and that I'm right and you're wrong and u gaiz must see the power of Raptor Jesus!" ) and for her long-ass speeches which nobody could giving a flying fuck about.

Even with all of this stuff that would normally send a person to a mental institution within five seconds, she stills manages to get over 9000 pageviews and get other fucktards to kiss her ass and say, "Omgz, you are SO right, Danilee3240!" which encourages her to continue her cult faggotory even though the rest of us normal people would like her to just drop dead.

Who is Danilee3240?

Her now abandoned Neopets account. For the lulz, go join and send her trolling neomails, and don't forget to link her to this page. BUT WAIT A MINUTE U GAIZ, DANILEE3240 IS AZN, SHE CANT BE WAPANESE!

These people clearly understand the faggotory that is Danilee3240.

Lol, even her parents think that she needs to go to a mental institution.

Believe it or not, Danilee3240 was actually once a normal girl who resided on the website of Neopets, there she gained many friends with whom she talked to and roleplayed with. She was actually a Buddhist back then too. However, the fairy tale could and would not last, for she discovered the almighty power of Raptor Jesus, and proceeded to become an OCD, schizophrenic, bipolar freak ( as many who discover the power of Raptor Jesus become ).

She often rants about how great God is ( even though his hobbies include self-contradiction, racism, genocide, mind control, telekinesis, voyeurism, bondage and basic pwn ) and how everyone must lick her ass and become an uptight bitch ( which she has succeeded in so far with the majority ) in order to be accepted into Heaven, and if you miss even one rule or lesson from the Bible ( which she has read over 9000 times ), that you will burn for eternity in a lake of fire.

Since she loves God, Jesus, and the Bible so much to the point where she could have a foursome with them, she believes in every goddamn thing stated in it, even though it's older then dirt and common sense should have told her that things have changed since then. Things included, our theory of evolution, which she has stated can be easily disproved ( while the Bible can't ). Lol wut? And that the schools are brainwashing our youth with theories on how the world came to be ( which has actual evidence to them unlike the Bible does ). Again, lol wut? She also thinks that she, along with everyone else, should not have sex before marriage because it is the work and temptation of SATAN! And even after marriage, she still thinks that sex is bad, and that its purpose is only to make babies and give diseases ( definitely not about love, u gaiz! ). Also disregarding love is her view about homos, which she claims go against nature and God even though animals have been known to be gay too ( Lol, gay roosters, gay cocks, get it?? *crickets chirp* ). She seems to disregard the fact, however, that many of her brainless fantwits masturbate over badly-drawn gay pictures. She is also in love with unborn fetuses and preaches that it's wrong to kill them even when that baby is inside a crack whore, teenage mom, rape victim, and the like, and that it should actually be illegal. Again, because of her warped sense of reality, she fails to see that none of this will ever come true.

Sometimes, people will actually call her out on her bullshit, and point out much of what lies in this article of complete win, but when they do, she will go about writing another long-ass speech about how she was doing nothing wrong and only exercising her freedom of speech and religion and you're just an insensitive fuck who doesn't know anything while she does because she's samrt an cahn spel and mak up wordz fuff, fuff, fuff. She even admits herself that she doesn't know what exactly the word fuff means. Do you have a clue? I don't. She seems to use it just when she can't be bothered to think of a word to put somewhere. Or ( weirdly ) to display affection to people ( she has a habit of calling people 'fuffs'. ) Sometimes she might just rant about something not even relevant to the arguement like why the grass is green or some other shit nobody cares about to the point where that person who sent the note will ultimately get bored and just say, "Okay, whatever, sorry." Just so they can stop reading her crap. ( For those with strong willpower, reasoning, and patience... troll, troll, troll! ). Because of this, she thinks that she is serious business here on the interbutts even though she's just another 17-year-old azn fucktard Christian.

Shitty Art and Manga

Yeah, it doesn't make sense to us either.

This is how her manga starts. Lyk srsly.

O LAWD FORGIVE ME THIS SCENE IS SO GRAPHIC!!1!

Danilee3240 began drawing way back on Neopets and then brought it to DevianTART although it looks just the same as it did all those years ago even though she often takes constructive criticism ( badly ). While she was drawing her shitty art, she was also plotting to create a manga with the characters from her lyk favorite anime evah, Fullmetal Alchemist along with her own character Lilee ( who pairs up with Ed, surprise, surprise ) and other mary sues of her friends and family who pair up with FMA characters, and the FMA2-1 series was born!

A basic summary of the story is that Ed was somehow sterile and couldn't have kids with Lilee even though they were trying to have some, but then it turns out that Lilee is actually pregnant after all ( with triplets, I think, the shit is hard to keep up with ), to which Ed starts acting like a wife-beater because he thinks that she cheated on him. He then threatens to leave but in a bizarre twist turns around and tells her, "I would never leave you,". From there it's all happy-happy-joy-joy until a wolf from out of nowhere comes along and kills Lilee and her unborn babies. Ed then becomes an emo loser who tries to hunt down the wolf for revenge. No, really. That's how it is.

Danilee3240 also has authored a terribly long fanfiction which can be found on teh internetz somewhere or another. Take my advice and don't look for it though.

EDIT: Most of the pages of the manga have been beleeted or moved to scraps or some shit like that, so if you try to read it in order, it may be hard to track and understand what the fuck is happening ( although... it was hard to understand what the fuck was happening in the beginning ).

Fucktarded Comments

One of her long-ass speeches that she's well known for.	She's also well known for bad spelling and her tendency to make up words like "Fuff".	Here is evidence that she is hates her own gender...	...and is most likely a rape victim because she dislikes touching, hugging, kissing, or sex of any kind.
LOL WUT?	Oh, lol, that's hilarious! Adam and Eve calling everything "thingie'! Ha! </sarcasm>	Srsly. STFU.	This is what happens when you get an overdose of Raptor Jesus.
O RLY?	Being the contradicting bitch that she is again.	She is known to be passive-aggressive when it comes to reacting to flames, refusing to tell the person flaming her that she's got an issue with it, or even refusing to use their name when ranting and raving about them.	After being shown real truth and logic, Danilee3240 didn't reply to this person's last comment.
OMG, LYK, IM BETTER THEN ALL U GAIZ AND IF YOU TRY AND BRING ME DOWN I WILL MAKE YOU CRY BECAUSE I HAVE LOGIC AND REASON ON MY SIDE, FUFF FUFF FUFF!!1!	Thank you, ass kissers, thank you! ^___^ Fuff~!	FUCK YES! No more fucked up kids will be brought into this world! EVERYONE REJOICE~!	WTF.
She has now officially reached a new level of insanity and contradicting.

Fucktarded Art

The realism is blinding in this picture!	You're just unfunny, moron.	Oh yeah, she also does a shitty KND / FMA crossover comic thing too, did we forget to tell you?	She will often draw things in Hamtaro form...
"I dunno but I had a strange urge to draw characters from the cartoon show 'Code Name: Kids Next Door' or 'KND' for short. So I looked up the characters and drew in the style that the show is auctually animated in. It is very oekaki.Anywho, taking knoledge that I already knew from the show, I drew this. I can auctually imagine the characters saying these things. Giggle giggle shnort ssshnorrrrrttt! Still, I think number 4 is big potty mouth and wouldn't have typed dat yucky word if he would not have always to say it. Number one is licking a giant lolly and number 2 and 5 are not there! I'm too lazy to draw all of them, so I drew my favourites. Number four reminds me of myself, and number 2 like my brother. Number is just there cause he is cool and bald- I like his accent. :D"	Uhh...