Tosh.0
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Deep from the asshole of basic cable that is Comedy Shit-ral during the summer and located somewhere in the middle of endless reruns of South Park and Reno 911 comes Tosh.0, an oh-so-hilarious show presented by former gay porn star and moot impersonator Daniel Tosh. The soon to be canceled show humps the leg of the internets and sucks dry everything that btards hold dear instead of honing a skill or talent.
"Tosh.0" is a weekly, topical series that takes on everything the Internet has to offer through the "comedian's" sarcastic and biting point-of-view -because TEH INTERNETS IS TEH FUNNEH GUISE!!!. Daniel Tosh, if seen in public, should be smacked with a phish and stabbed repeatedly.
It was almost immediately raped to death by ebaums who had grown increasingly bored with fucking with Tom Green.
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The Mission Statement
According to Tosh, he didn't invent the Internet, he just makes fun of it. According to Anonymous, Daniel Tosh is unfunny and a dead man.
| —Comedy Central, unaware of the fact that G4 already tried and failed miserably at that |
The series goes deep into the Web, spinning commentary about blogs and vlogs both popular and obscure, tweets and pokes, popular sites and new technologies. The series will also feature unfunny YouTubes of the week, and premiere its own original videos created by and starring actors and comedians you've never heard of.
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh is a closeted gay jew and arguably one of the unfunniest stand-up comedians working today. His inimitable observational comedy has been compared to a slow motion Dane Cook on ludes and has handfuls of people rolling in the aisles in their mad dash for the exits. He enjoys jacking off to Shotacon, Mechanophile Hentai, and YouTube Vlogs.
Tosh has recently quoted a meme on his fail show.
| —Tosh, failing. |
While the fail-o-meter reading is off the charts, this is the first foray into actual internet culture for Tosh. Which, is a positive step; amirite?
