Dangel88
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Charlotte Teece is a sub par deviantartlet who one day, after being bitched at by one of her gay friends for saying that something she didn't like was gay, decided that using the word in such a way made her angry. Feeling righteous, she went to deviantart's Help with Life forums and started a thread about how truly righteous she was for getting butthurt over something so trite in the hopes that much praise and adoration would come from her beliefs. Beliefs which she admits she is too much of a pussy to act on IRL. All was fine and well until a few people told her to get over it and/or herself, and to also take her inability to actually use the forum correctly to the Complaints forum.
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[edit] GAY!
| —dangel88's opening post in her thread GAY! |
As with most posts of this nature, it received tons of responses full of conviction that she was correct and several others in which the poster admits to having used the word "gay" in such a way, but that they felt bad afterward so that should somehow make it AWW-RIGHTTT!.
Being an attention whore, this was exactly what dangel88 wanted in the creation of her thread. After all, reading isn't such a chore when all you have are your own accolades. But her blatant illiteracy burst forth when a challenger appeared.
When met with opposition to her faggotry, particularly when the person making it was a long-winded and wordy motherfucker, dangel88 found she was both unable to complete reading the entire thing nor was she able to comprehend what she did manage. In order to hide her poor grasp of the English language (something she should have at least a moderate understanding of since she hails from the United Kingdom), she would instead laugh in falsified hysteria then proclaim that she wasn't going to read "all of that".
This tactic raised questions of both her mental capacity and her schooling. Reading any of her writings certainly causes one to wonder just how someone of her illiteracy can manage to navigate the keyboard. It should interest/terrify you to know that she fancies herself a writer and has a thirty-something chapter pile of shit festering in her gallery. Double-spaced at least? Dare to dream.
Short responses, on the other hand, received lulzy responses full of narcissism and wankery. When told that sometimes one has to get used to something they don't like she responded with "If i don't like it, it bloody well changes." When told that ignoring the problem would in fact make it go away she said, "Problems don't just disappear and all that say this are just either wishful thinkers or just couldn't give a damn." Clearly she's never heard of letting the starving starve. If logic was thrown her way, she would claim that the poster was "grasping at anything" to be right. When called on her hypocrisy, she would ask for links. Even if it was in the last thing she said.
True lulz erupted when she tried to claim that using the word gay was just like using nigger and that "respect" for the "N" word is what freed the slaves. Bear in mind that dangel88 is from the UK and clearly has a substandard education. This became far more apparent when she tried to argue further, only to realize that the person she was fighting with actually lived in the country the Civil Rights Movement occurred in and was taught at length about it. When asked just what she knew of this topic, she ignored the question. Several times.
Incidentally, since she had never heard of the term "cracker" (not living in the country it's used in) she didn't believe it existed. Her knowledge of race relations is more skewed and rose-tinted than a history book from the 1950's. She has no understanding of the white man's fear of the black community, nor the fact that since whitey isn't afraid of the gays they will never be afraid to use the word gay as an insult. It is likely she will never understand this either, as it would require more than three sentences to explain.
| —dangel88 on respecting niggers and "righting" |
[edit] Challengers Appear!
- Aeonicentity
- ConstantlyRandom
- LibertyMedical 1234
- BlueDraken
- Rook22
- DjangoDurango
- Counter-Intelligence
- floydiac 12
- LJonesy
- davidfielding3832
[edit] Unleashing the Fucking Fury
dangel88 is a n00b of monstrous proportions. One glance at her website's poor layout and design is enough to convince anyone of this (LOL at her Prat of the Month feature, guess who wins this month?), but the coup de grace is the fact that she is unaware that all caps on the interwebs indicates shouting. As such, she unleashes the fucking fury every time she can't take the opposition, which means fail by default. After all, no one wins a debate, if you could even call this that, by screaming at the other guy.
When it was pointed out that she was shouting by using the caps lock, she actually demanded proof that this was so. She was linked to TOW's article on All Caps, specifically the subsection on netiquette. Cock-blocked, she demanded that the person who linked it prove that everything in Wikipedia was true. Who's "grasping at anything" now?
[edit] Liberty, Straight from America
LibertyMedical, upon seeing the faggotry dangel88 had unleashed upon the internet, saw an opportunity for lulz. Because it is almost assured that someone of such cuntbaggery as dangel88 will not take any form of criticism well, he figured it would be fun to do so. So after making an obligatory "This thread is gay" post in her wankfest of a thread, he went on to her gallery.
What he found was Walrus Nikky.
Walrus Nikky is a cartoon walrus that wears a red bow and star shaped earrings. And it is apparently based on her best friend. How flattering. It is obnoxious and overtly kawaii. And apparently, dangel88 has not only drawn tons of pictures of this abomination on the world of art, but has made an entire web comic out of it with it's own shit storm of a website. (Hey, did you notice that all of dangel88's websites have nifty rating features on them? Why don't you let her know what you think of her sites?)
[edit] Walrus Shit
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Issue #3 of Walrus Nikky is too long to post in a gallery, but it is by far the lulziest of the bunch. It consists of mirrored panels in which an angel apprentice and grim reaper in training prepare to do... something and just happen to land on earth right next to this fat fuck of a character and her equally unappealing boyfriend, Walrus Ivan, who are being pwnt by a pair of shittily drawn fish.
[edit] LibertyMedical Gets the Banhammer
LibertyMedical critiqued her work harshly, but honestly, to which all she could do was try and find the good in her pictures and deride him for not having any submissions, watchers, and pageviews on his own account. Of course, she's also the type of TARTlet who thinks that the only real artists on the site are the ones who are only there to whore their shit drawings of their friends as animals, friendlist everyone who gives them a positive emoticon as a response, and compare pageview stats like nigresses compare their church clothes.
Liberty's valiant efforts to discourage dangel88 from sucking as badly as she does were in vain. Rather than learn from the things he said, she collected his messages and sent them to the admin, crying harassment. LibertyMedical was served with a banning. Celebrations were had in both camps. dangel88 thought she had won because she is so much of a n00b she didn't understand the concept of sockpuppetry. Liberty, on the other hand, saw his banning as another notch against the kind and just administration staff of deviantART and considered being banned a great honor.
After a brief rest, Liberty returned as Reverend-Demise to continue with the lulz. He pretended to be someone else to see if dangel88 was stupid enough not to notice his contact information was the same as Liberty's, but he underestimated her. She surprised us all by recognizing that only a relentless troll would really give enough of a shit about her crap art to comment further.
She made a big long journal entry about the whole thing, and capped it off by saying, "i write this because i am not going to hide any of his comments and if any of you see them on my site i just wanted to let you know why they were there." Not even a day later however, she had hidden not only responses from LibertyMedical, but also some made by DjangoDurango. When DjangoDurango asked where her conviction went, she responded by hiding the query.
She has since hidden every single comment LibertyMedical, Reverend-Demise, and his latest incarnation Walrus-Liberty have made on her page.
[edit] Links
- dangel88's deviantART account
- LibertyMedical (BANNED)
- Reverend-Demise (BANNED)
- Walrus-Liberty (BANNED)
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