Dancing Baby
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This article was written by Matt Crimmins. Please excuse his failure. Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings. |
The Dancing Baby is among the oldest of internet memes. It was created as the first form of internet pedophilia arousing the cocks of many old men and haXX0rz alike. The baby showed up in a show about dramaz called Ally McBeal as a hallucination cause the bitch won't eat.
The world was in shock seeing a baby dance and was exclaiming "Lol wut?". Only proof of how primitive the internetz were at the time. Raising questions like "Where are that baby's parents?" and "How did that baby learn to dance?" the baby was soon known worldwide, people not knowing the difference between IRL and 1337 grafix.
The baby was soon captured and sold to the highest bidder into slavery; it is presumed dead but remains an important piece of history during the rise of lulz on the Interwebs to this day as the grandfather of Internet Memes.
