The Daily Show

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The Daily Show is a half-hour fake news show on Comedy Central hosted by Jon Stewart^✡, an unfunny liberal Jew. The Daily Show is the absolute definition of quantity over quality. Their demographic is college-bound Agnostic hipsters who may or may not be stoned.

The Daily Show is to old media as Uncyclopedia is to the internet.

When not hosting The Daily Show, Stewart can be seen going to other shows just to troll their pundits.

History

No one knows that the show was created in 1996, hosted by Craig Kilborn and was actually funny. Though Jon Stewart likes to pretend that he was the original everything, Stephen Colbert was actually on the show 2 years before Jon came by to make it even better.

Today, the show includes over 9,000 graphics per story, and the only one who laughs at the jokes is Jon. For the second half of the show, Jon commences to kiss the ass of whatever guest he happens to have on, such as his popular show with Hitler, in which he admitted that kristallnacht "wasn't all that bad". The "Moment of Zen", which previously contained such lulz-worthy clips as people throwing baby chicks to alligators as feed, now contains a re-run of C-Span, funny only to... well, no one, actually.

In 2005, The Daily Show made the full leap to Saturday Night Live Lite, with the addition of the then over-the-hill White Stripes as a musical guest. Since then, John has found more and more ways to vary content.

Jon Stewart and the cast of writers for The Daily Show.

The only worthwhile point of the show is now the last minute, in which Jon kisses Stephen Colbert's ass, trying to ride on his coattails. Like the rest of the show, this fails, and seconds after the credits roll, Jon is back at his day job, prying gold teeth out of burned concentration camp corpses.

On the night of July 14th, 2008, Britfag John Oliver made Jon Stewart his Jewish bitch when he rickrolled Jon on national television. Can you say win? HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Jon Stewart has recently been declared the most trusted newsman after Walter Cronkite. Of course, this was declared as the result of an online poll by Time Magazine, who have the most fool-proof polls around.

Cheap Tricks

The Daily Show exploits a loophole that renders them invulnerable to criticism:

Use the show to further liberal agendas
Show clips of other news channels criticizing The Daily Show
Tell viewers that other channels can't criticize them because it's a satire news show
Continue to use the show to further liberal agendas

Global Zionist Conspiracy

See WTC

The Daily Show is part of the Jews' total reign over the U.S.A. By doing WTC, the Jews have cleverly manipulated the entire population to believe that watching The Daily Show constitutes an acceptable level of dissent against W and his policy of pwning all their taxes to pay for the Jewish controlled extermination of every towelhead on the planet.