John Romero
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
John Romero is a game designer and was a co-founder of id Software. He is famous for being the lead designer for gaming epics including Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Quake.
He is also credited with the mass-popularization of the first person shooter game (FPS game) and coined the multiplayer term "deathmatch".
But all of these triumphs pale in comparison to the epic fail that was Daikatana.
History
Born somewhere in America, John Romero was the gayest drag queen you could ever meet. He loved to offer up his ass, then snatch it away at the most inopportune times, and when he did give it away, it was usually awful. This would come in handy later, for when he started designing games.
Through an IRC he started, he was able to find some gay fuck buddies. But they weren't all that great, so they decided to the best thing: create video games.
Retrospective
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See Also
Footage from PC release of Doom. This was A.I. in its infancy.
