Dagoth Ur, Mad God

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DUMG thinks he is a god.

Dagoth Ur, Mad God, also known as Jhjnju, DUMG, or simply Dagoth, is an Australian troll and vandal. He has accounts and sockpuppets on multiple wikis, including Wikipedia, Wikia, Uncyclopedia, UESP, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica. He generally tries to assume power, specifically administrative powers, on wikis that he has joined. He is also prone to violent outbursts and suffers from stupidity. Although he cannot speak any language other than English, he created a Scottish version of Uncyclopedia called Scotypedia. Dagoth is apparently a fan of The Elder Scrolls, Homestar Runner, and A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Wikipedia

Requests for rights

Dagoth joined Wikipedia in the March of 2008. For the next two months, Dagoth edited in the User namespace and created articles that may immediately proposed for deletion. In the May of that year, Dagoth nominated himself for adminship in a fit of shameless self-promotion. After accumulating four opposition votes and zero support votes in less than 24 hours, the nomination was closed. Less than a month later, he nominated himself for rollback rights, but he phailed once again. Nevertheless, dagoth would not admit defeat, A few days after that, he nominated himself for adminship again. This time, Dagoth's nomination was closed four minutes after its creation.

At the end of July, Dagoth nominated himself for bureaucrat. This time, Dagoth attempted to rig the vote. Unfortunately, he turned to sockpuppetry rather than /i/ for aid. His sockpuppet, Edward Smiley was quickly discovered and the nomination page was baleeted.

DagothBot

In the April of 2008, Dagoth created a bot known as DagothBot. He then attempted to gain bot status for it. This request was closed after two days of disapproval. Later, in July, Dagoth tried again. His request lasted 5 days this time, but it was still denied.

Uncyclopedia

Dagoth joined Uncyclopedia soon after joining Wikipedia. As a token of his unwarranted self-importance, he joined the welcoming community. He refused to read Uncyclopedia's policy and created articles that were considered crap by even Unclyclopedia's standards. He was blocked from editing multiple times due to this.

Dagoth's block log on Uncyclopedia
Date	Time	Length	Reason
March 18, 2008	00:47	1 day	I strongly recommend that you read this, and stop making retarded one-line pages.
March 29, 2008	11:42	1 day	Whoa there. You can't just write any crap you like, that's not how it works. Read this and this.
March 29, 2008	11:51		extending
March 29, 2008	11:52	1 week	You clearly fail to understand hints, when they are given so graciously to you. This is your final warning
Jhjnju's block log on Uncyclopedia
September 8, 2008	14:37	Judgement Day	sockpuppet
Date	Time	Length	Reason

A dagoth

During his time at Uncyclopedia, Dagoth attempted to created an Internet meme called a dagoth. He basically took Uncyclopedia's unfunny a splode article and replaced every instance of "a splode" with "a dagoth"; thus, his grasp of original content is proven to be miserably low.

Dagoth's a dagoth art
Let's see what Tineye has to say about Dagoth's originality.	This is certainly shopped.	Still not funny.	Vector Strong Bad version.

UESP

Dagoth the notorious outlaw.

Dagoth is arguably UESP's most infamous troll and vandal. He issued personal attacks to established users and vandalizing every page on the wiki. At the same time, he begin to attack other Elder Scrolls wiki. The administration at UESP then decided to ban dagoth forever.

Dagoth's block log on UESP
Date	Time	Length	Reason
22 March 2008	20:47	1 week	Repeated disruptions to the site, despite multiple requests to change his behaviour
20 April 2008	02:16	1 week	Harrassing other editors
16 May 2008	20:00	infinite	Disruptive edits to this site; vandalism to related sites
Date	Time	Length	Reason

Lemony Snicket wiki

At Wikia, Dagoth participated in the Lemony Snicket wiki. Unlike UESP, he is certainly this wiki's most infamous vandal. After a week of making contributions, the local bureaucratic fuck made Dagoth an administrator. With his greatest desire fulfilled, Dagoth went batshit insane. He repaid the bureaucrat by blocking her. Unfortunately, Dagoth was too stupid to realize that blocks do not work on other other administrators, so a block war between the two administrators ensued. Dagoth also began to delete fucking everything.

The bureaucrat tried to stop Dagoth, but Wikia had a fatal flaw in 2008: bureaucrats could not remove administrative rights. As a result, the deletions and blocking preceded for two day. The bureaucrat was then able to grab hold of an Wikia staff member and Dagoth's rights were removed. Dagoth was then regex-blocked from all of Wikia.

Scotypedia

Scotypedia logo

After being regex-blocked from all of Wikia, Dagoth created a sockpuppet called Jhjnju. Dagoth then used this sockpuppet in order to create a Scottish version of Uncyclopedia. He dubbed this Scottish wiki Scotypedia, and he proceeded to administrate it. Needless to say, the Scottish went too busy making whiskey in order to help their newly-created national unfunny wiki. Due to the lack of Scottish support, the wiki was not translated into Scotty. Neverthless, Dagoth had an all-too-clever mind and decided to base all the wiki's articles on Sean Connery's accent.

YouTube

Dagoth Ur, Mad God also has a YouTube account (DagothUrMadGod). Unfortunately, he only uploaded one extremely long, boring video. This video entitled "The Master Chief fights Maelona" featured an modified version of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion where Dagoth's playing character is wearing Master Chief's green armor. Master Chief then fights a Redguard named Maelona with his fists. Apparently, Maelona would not give the abusive Master Chief delicious cake, so he decided to beat and rape her. This proves that Dagoth hates black people, thus leading some to the conclusion that Dagoth is really W.