DBoyWheeler
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| Warning!: DBoyWheeler is an Internet tough guy! DO NOT MESS WITH HIM DBoyWheeler is afraid of nipples, vagina, and probably his own penis, since none of the nudey pics he does ever have any, either. DBoyWheeler has no artistic or literary talent whatsoever, so looking at his gallery is like having your eyes raped. Proceed with CAUTION |
[edit] Who Is He?
Daniel Eugene Wheeler of Beavercreek, Ohio (troll IRL for GREAT JUSTICE!) so called 'artist' on DevianTART with multiple levels of fail due to his gross obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog, as well as a very unhealthy misunderstanding of Christianity and the Bible, not to mention claiming to have Assburgers. Despite possibly being a furry, this devianTARTlet despises gays and anything related to them. Like many, he fails to grasp the "love and compassion" part of Christianity, and chooses to distort and use his religion to be a jackass to other people.
As with most artists with a juvenile mindset like his (despite the fact he's 27 years old), he also can't draw for squat. Most of his 'artwork' consists of badly done recreations of Sonic characters, done in Crayola crayons or anime characters engaging in "some kissy time". It is currently unknown if he is an apprentice of the infamous Chasethehedgehog, who has serious skillz (which, you don't, but you wish you did), though affiliations with Sonicrocksmysocks are strongly suggested, as they share membership of the same 'anti-gay' club on deviantART. Genitalia disgusts him immensely, so he coined the term "UTN", or "Undetailed Tasteful Nudity", but he decides to give his UTN works mature-ratings anyway, "just to be safe."
Dboy is the kind of Mormon who turns up at your door, 9am Sunday, Bible in hand, then asks if he can use your toilet and leaves shit marks on the bowl. The lowest form of an individual, it should be noted that, like most people who don't follow evolution, he himself is somewhat behind on the evolutionary scale.
It has also been said that he is a PROPHET, sent by GOD himself to cleanse devianTART of Trolls and "Cyber-Bullies". He is sometimes known as St. Danny Wheeler, because of his so-called deep belief in the Bible, how he rants on about how GREAT God is, draws Angels and says humans are copyrighted to God. One of the many miracles DBoy is capable of is talking to the characters he draws on paper, who also speak like Bible Humping Faggots. Dboy is known for the creation of what can be called "The GayFuel Fairy", which hints that he may not be as homophobic as he says. To back this up, he says "You go, girl!" in one of his holy conversations with his pictures.
[edit] Why All Gays Are Going to Hell as Paraphrased from the Bible
A mass note sent out to a number of other deviantART members who criticized a poorly done drawing with homophobic meaning, both in the drawing itself, as well as the description. Image located here or here, just in case he decides to delete it.
Okay, wisenheimers!
You want your evidence that homosexuality is wrong? My friends and I did our research!
~Timothius said the following:
I did some research and I hope this helps your argument
Alright. *cracks knuckles* First of all, saying that men can not have men BUT women CAN have women is silly. We all know and understand men were important in biblical times. But the term man or men ALSO referred to women many times. Nevertheless... here are some scriptures.
This first one specifically mentioned women being "degraded" by trading what is natural for what is unnatural
Romans 1:26-27 26For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural,
27and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error.
Next one here is where Jesus himself, even though he is addressing divorce and not homosexuality, is also explaining what a family IS!:
Matthew 19:3-6 3Some Pharisees came to Jesus, testing Him and asking, "(D)Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any reason at all?"
4And He answered and said, "Have you not read (E)that He who created them from the beginning MADE THEM MALE AND FEMALE,
5and said, '(F)FOR THIS REASON A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND BE JOINED TO HIS WIFE, AND (G)THE TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH'?
6"So they are no longer two, but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate."
Lastly, here is a spot that describes homosexuals as a whole being uncool with God
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals,
10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.
(Note: By effeminate, they mean male prostitutes. They DON'T mean guys who happen to not like sports or be gentel or whatnot.)
I hope this was all useful to ya. If you want me to, I'll comment. But right now, I'm outta time and going to bed. Godspeed!
Love,
-Tim
Also, my friend ~tiff15 has this to add.
- sigh* Manka, when will these creeps just give up? I wont get in this one, since I have enough on my plate as it is, but you can tell him I said this
look this up, dumbass
Freedom Of speech.
it should be in the constitution somewhere.
["Manka" is a fictional expletive she made up.]
At any rate, because of you, I'm now turning OFF the comments for my pic. Thanks for nothing!
[edit] Reception
In regards to the long note above...
Little does DBoyWheeler know, quoting the Bible to make yourself sound smart does not work. If anything, it should be known that not everyone believes in God, as well as the fact that the Bible does not connect to the present world culture. Thus, wasting probably a half hour or so of his life. On the other hand, it's funny that he's willing to resort to a fictional story to get his point across, only to see it fail.
As a result, deviantART admin realitysquared has granted DBoyWheeler a smack of the banhammer for spamming with a Bible.
However DboyWheeler thinks he's the perfect Christian and God's A student. He hates homosexuality but is into bestiality, which is also against the Bible. He has committed more than half of the Seven Deadly Sins:
- Lust: He lusted for Kylee when he already has a girlfriend and his bestiality fetish.
- Wrath: He's an Internet tough guy and wants to put a virus in the computers of people who have opposing opinions, critique his art, troll him and report him to the admins.
- Pride: He thinks his lousy art is great.
- Greed: He thinks that he needs sympathy because he simply doesn't like his feelings getting hurt, he plays the victim in hope for people to comfort his fat ass.
- Sloth: for not even bothering to improve his lazy ass, and for being a fatass.
- Gluttony: For being a worthless bucket of lard.
So much for being St. Danny Wheeler, when you have for sure committed 6 out of 7 deadly sins. Let's see if he can also get Envy!
He also can't say the "Our Father" since he constantly holds a grudge against other people for the previous reasons. Not only that, more than ONCE, DBoyWheeler wished death upon the trolls, even though IRL they are still human. He hates the sinner but wants people to not hate him, but his sins. His favorite food is seafood, which would most likely include shellfish: forbidden food according to the Bible. DBoyWheeler is a selfish bigot, since he thinks that Public schools should be based on Christianity, and thinks that homosexuals and non-christian people should be deprived of their rights even though America is a free country.
Do I smell a hypocrite?
[edit] Internet Tough Guy?
Thanks to a snarker from deviantartsnark, we have come to the conclusion that DBoyWheeler is your typical internet tough guy. The conversation was between Marie and DBoyWheeler after he was reported to an admin for "fighting for his own opinion" on his "art" and was then banned for a short while. At first, Wheeler was having a nice conversation, later on, he then stated that he was going to PUT A VIRUS on the computer of the person who reported him, since he deserved the banned for his acts of asshattery. Wheeler should know that this is modern times, and there are laws other than the rules listed in the Bible. The law states that corrupting or putting a virus on somebody's computer is illegal action and pure vadalism. Marie also said to Wheeler that he takes opinion too seriously and that he thinks that anything that is opposing to his thoughts is OMG TROLLING when he is actually quite the troll, himself.
Further proof that Dboy is an internet tough guy and about to UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!!!
Not only does he believe that he should put viruses in people's computers, he stated over 9000 times that he wished death upon them. Not to mention, that if he were in Animu-verse he would (for some reason) use his Death Note to kill the trolls. While in the complaints forum, he also wanted to kill a couple of DA users with it, even though they were merely stating their opinion on his thoughts. With a huge ego, Wheeler has forgotten that it is FORBIDDEN to kill people according to THE TEN FUCKING COMMANDMENTS. Like most Internet Tough Guys, he hate criticism and insults, and wants to turn the internet into his perfect little world.
However, being the Internet Tough Guy he is, he can't fight his own battles. Even when someone is being polite and asking for a solid reason from Wheeler, he will just hide it and block you without even thinking. Why? Because he will just sit in the corner of his dirty room crying because he can't stand the fact that there are people hating him and not liking his crap he calls "art". Even when someone wants to have a fair debate with him, he will either hide it or never respond. At all. He can never have a valid come back or rebuttal. If he does, the opposing person or side will have an even better come back, and by Wheeler's standards, he can't possibly think of anything better.
Even when going through his page, you can see hidden comments on both his profile page and deviations. Ever wondered what was hidden? Critique and opinion. Ever since DA gave users the option to hide comments it's main purpose was to hide flames. DBoy, on the other hand, thinks differently. He abuses that option by hiding opposing views and honest critique. Notice how ALL of his deviations with enabled comments are set to "no critique desired". He thinks that he can force censorship to the comments he receives. He is too much of a pussy to admit he can't draw, and suddenly thinks that he can control the mind of others.
He sure filled with wisdom, huh?
[edit] DANG!! WE CAN'T STEAL HIS WORK!11
Like most crap artists on the internet, DBoyWheeler thinks that there some art thieves in the crowd of people who trolls him. Fortunately, all people that doesn't care for Wheeler are intelligent beings, and being so, they won't even bother stealing his art. In fact, nobody wants to have the shame and embarrassment of claiming DBoy's art as their own. When the Orphan Works stormed across DA, Dboy suddenly thought that other people would take his work, but nobody would ever be dumb enough to do so.
As of October 2008, DBoy has started watermarking his work, his first real effort in five years of preventing any possible sort of theft. Unfortunately, the water mark is just as ugly as he is and made his ugly pictures more fuglier than EVAR. Basically, the watermark is some demented sword with the words "Danny Wheeler" on it. Like his artistic ability, his hand writing looks as if a kindergartner with Down Syndrome wrote it with their eyes closed. He thinks that his work is so great, that there are millions of art theives just dying to steal his art an make a profit out of it. Another thing shameful about this is that his SISTER actually taught him how to do so.
Of course, this begs the question - who would be fucking stupid to actually want to steal any of his fugly art? The watermark in question is poorly made and designed, and only serves to decrease the quality of his work - IF EVEN SUCH A THING WAS POSSIBLE!!!
This only proves how deluded DBoy is about his own work and the fact that someone might actually think his work was actually good enough to steal.
[edit] A Tale of Love Unrequited
As mentioned before with DboyWheeler at the top of this page, he had been affiliated with the 19 year old Sonicrocksmysocks, despite the fact that he himself is 27 years old, making her around 8 years his junior. This wouldn't have been such a bad thing if it weren't for the fact that he was obsessively in love with her. This sordid affair had been going on for over 3 years, until it finally stopped in 2008.
Evidence of these claims can be found easily both on DBoyWheeler's deviantART page as well as Sonicrocksmysocks as he constantly made shitty gift-art for her, some of which contains her OC in sailor scout uniform and even a support stamp. He also seems to have confessed his love for the young girl on her userpage, as one of his comments is suspiciously hidden with another coming right after it apologizing for something and saying he 'needed to get some things off his chest'. Opting to not be a dumbass, Sonicrocksmysocks had so far opted to not respond to the comments directly, favorite any of the 'gifts', or even list DBoy on her list of friends, probably having been in a quietly futile effort to try and stay the hell away from him.
Anonymous cautioned Sonicrocksmysocks to tell this creep to GTFO, because people like this tend to not catch a hint, especially when it takes over three fucking years.
Also, DBoy has had a creepy commission made of her strapped down to a table, in a bikini, getting tickled by Sonic the Hedgehog characters. It can be seen on DevianTART here, [1] (And this was made when Sonicrocksmysocks was about 15 or 16, which just ups the creepiness factor. The picture can also be seen below, just in case of deletion.)
An attempt to lure Kylee to his home town... [2]
As of August 2008, a brave troll made a journal that told the truth about DBoy. At first the journal was complaining about how DBoyWheeler hidden critique and blocked the user, however the user began to start a war against DBoyWheeler and convinced other tartlets that DboyWheeler is just a creepy fag. The user also linked DBoyWheeler to a screenshot of Kylee admitting that she was tired of his shit. Heartbroken, knowing that his shit was not good enough even for Kylee, it has been confirmed that DBoyWheeler is no longer watching Kylee, as he has now FINALLY realized that Sonicrocksmysocks wants nothing to do with him or his constant faggotry. (see images below to see his reaction to the situation)
Kylee's thoughts on DBoy's faggotry (Aug 2008)...
| —Kylee |
A month later, in September 2008, DBoy wrote this on his account:
| —DBoyWheeler |
DBoy thinks that this makes him "a tragic hero" now due to his bravery, thinking that his creepy Kylee obsession was his only flaw. While finally realizing the obvious is a marginal improvement, he still draws horribly and continues to block people who criticize him.
[edit] Adultery?
Apparently, DBoy has an IRL girlfriend named "Jen." This begs the question... why was he so intent on stalking Kylee? According to sources, he has been with this broad longer than he had been stalking Kylee (4 years and counting). Does he think himself such a Cassanova that he can get it on with two girls at once? LOL.
Obviously, it is DBoy's own hypocrisy that enables him to sleep at night. But then, we all know that DBoy is a fucking hypocrite, so this kind of asshatery should not surprise us. It seems as though Jen was never aware of DBoy's stalking of Kylee, even though any dumbfuck could see how much he loves (loved?) Kylee by looking at his DA page.
As of Aug 2008, DBoy is no longer stalking Kylee (at least publicly) so we can only assume that the IRL fat cow known as Jen is now the sole recipient of DBoy's twisted affections. One can ALMOST feel sorry for Jen... until they look at the picture of her with him at Prom. >:D Let us pray that nothing comes out of their unholy union, and that they remain virgins for the rest of their lives.
Since he takes quotes from the bible, people thinks that he knows every single thing in the Bible. That is false. He doesn't know that the Bible FORBIDS bestiality, thusly making his naked furry art and his affection for fat cows like Jen WRONG.
Leviticus 18:23, NIV. "Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion."
Looks like your God hates you and yiff.
[edit] Examples of Crap that Should Not Exist
Not only does this talentless hack put up shitty work, he also has PRINTS on his DA account! Yes. He ACTUALLY thinks that people would ACTUALLY buy prints of his shitty work! TEH HORRORZ!
He also has a CAFEPRESS store now, as if people are really going to buy his shirts with the shitty small script print internet tough guy quote "Even the mighty lion and the wily fox fall to the venom of the treacherous serpent"
Recently, he has mentioned that he will be getting a book published, which will most likely have biblical wisdom. He had confirmed this via journal, saying: "Dad is getting back from a trip, and he and I will soon prepare the publishing contract for the publishers... soon, my book will be for all to read!" The sane person would most likely only buy it for lulz and firewood.
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[edit] Noted DBoy Trolls
[edit] ChadamWhat
One fine morning on devianTART, a young man by the name of ChadamWhat, was drunk. So drunk, that he went to GAIA ONLINE, and a girl (possibly a fellow /b/tard or EDiot) asked him to draw a picture depicting a homosexual act between DBoyWheeler and PilgrimJohn. So, being the drunk hero he was, he did so, and had no idea what the hell he was doing, apparantly. The picture can be seen here, or below if it gets deleted: http://www.deviantart.com/violation/58780827/
After creating an account, and uploading the picture, ChadamWhat decided to post a link on each of the Bible Humpers pages locating to the picture, causing much lulz. DBoyWheeler was the first to find and bitch about it, saying he was tormented in high school because a lot of people thought he was actually GAY IN HIGH SCHOOL (GEE I WONDER WHY) and considered this harassment. ChadamWhat claimed he didn't even know the guy and had nothing against him, and just put it up for the girl on Gaia (he was still intoxicated at the time of the argument).
The fag reported ChadamWhat anyway, but nothing has been done to the CW yet (probably because the admins don't give a shit) besides the drawing being removed. The picture he drew and the "argument" between him and Wheeler can be seen below.
PhailureJohn has HAS YET to see and complain about the picture too. If he DOES though, we'll make sure to screencap it and put HIS part in his article. JESUS' NUMBER ONE FANBOY REPLIED! GO TO HIS ARTICLE!
 OMG SO HOT THEY LIEK TOTALLY GO TOGETHER LMAO |
 "But it's cute." |
 See how much he cares? |
Oh, sh--
Later on, ChadamWhat drew ANOTHER gay picture of DBoyWheeler and PilgrimJohn as "just tha cutest luvers evarrr". Though, not as completely lulzy as his last drawing, it's still pretty damn funny.
ChadamWhat got pissed that his other drawing was deleted by the man, so he made a counter-attack. Neither DBoyWheeler or PilgrimJohn have been notified of the new parody art but link it to them on their frontpages for great lulz or just to plain out piss them the fuck off.
The drawing can be found right here.
Unfortunately, this would be the LAST time ChadamWhat would do such beautiful art filled with respect because he has now been permabanned for doing it for the lulz. Our deepest regrets to his family.
 Obviously, if God says it's okay, then it must not be sin after all. |
 There are even fangirls of the PJxDBoy pairing now. |
 Many of the comments are positive...it seems the Jesus fags haven't caught on yet. |
[edit] K-and-N
| —K-and-N on DBoyWheeler |
On August 15th, 2008, a normal tartlet decided to give a helpful critique. At first, she was trying to be friendly however, she wanted an explanation for the hidden critique. She also mentioned that Kylee isn't his friend and linked him to a screenshot of Kylee admitting that she was tired of DBoyWheeler's crap. After DBoyWheeler responded AND THEN hid the comment, she still asked for a proper answer. She was on his block list after a FEW comments and was outraged. K-and-n first posted a journal for the lulz saying that she was blocked and linked the conversation. After more and more comments of people saying that they agreed with her statements, she explained a majority of DBoyWheeler's past and have gotten more comments. The journal was deleted after someone noted her that having a journal calling people out can lead to a banhammer. After August 16, 2008, she was officially a rival of DBoyWheeler and tried to tell DBoyWheeler why he has this article.
Unfortunately, she is banned from DeviantART now (but from non DBoy-related reasons), once again proving (like the RugalB98/Mikemedia saga) that the tartlets with brains get banned while idiots such as DBoy continue to thrive. Until she was banned, she often replied to DBoyWheeler's stupidity in his comments and to this day, she is a contributor to this very article and edits it to make people more aware of his aids. Unlike DBoy, K-and-N is a true winner, and even though her account is banned, what she has done is for great justice.
 Yet another helpful critique that is hidden. :( |
 Someone tries to show DBoyWheeler the truth. Hidden. Again. |
 His response "filled with wisdom". |
 The last response. Hidden. |
 The end. |
 The succesful result when DBoy learns the sad truth that from K-and-n's journal/comment about Kylee hating him. |
 The homosexuality rights movement is messing up our country bigtime! |
 His rival's reply to his comment on anti-homosexuality art |
 Critique is not worthy for DBoy. |
 Need anymore proof? |
 But it's innocent! |
 Hate the sinner not the sin, of course you have to hate Wheeler's sins and not him. |
 Only Wheeler has the right to flame the homosexuals and the ACLU. |
 You know he's super serious when he threatens to use his Maple Story sword to kill us in the name of the lord. |
She also loves to critique with love.
 Breast cancer is practically in ALL of his pictures! |
 Better than the others! |
 You'll get yiff as the second place prize! |
 Third is uncoloured lazy shit. |
[edit] BUTgODSAYS
On August 31, 2008, BUTgODSAYS joined DevianTART after K-and-N became an enemy of Wheeler. His sole purpose is to make troll art of DBoy, which, until almost a month later, had yet to be seen by DBoy. One picture by BUTgODSAYS, which accurately displays DBoy's stalking of Kylee, was favorited by Kylee. Three of his works have over twenty favorites, much more than DBoy will ever get, even with his fetish furry porn. Even when drawing in DBoy's style, BUTgODSAYS is about over 9000 times more talented than Wheeler.
 He only says what God says. |
 IT'S TASTEFUL NUDITY!!!gOd sed so!!!1 |
 DBoy 'n' Palz!! |
 RedTube, DBoy's source of inspiration. |
 OTP. |
 Nuff sed. |
 True Beauty! |
 An exact replica of what DBoyFurfag draws, only it's drawn better. |
 YOU GO GIRL! |
 DOWN WITH YAOI!!1 |
 Undetailed nudity doesn't need titties!!! |
[edit] Banned
Shortly after K-and-N got banned, BUTgODSAYS also got banned. His gallery is still there, however. DBoy has shown to be very happy about this:
So it turns out that Lilyraccoon is the person who had reported BUTgODSAYS to the admins. She, like DBoy, does not have artistic talent, and draws nothing but furry characters. If she wasn't female, she would be an internet tough guy.
[edit] Lulz in the Complaints Forum
On July 28, 2007, DBoyWheeler demonstrated once again how much of an Internet Tough Guy he is, posting the following in the devianTART Complaints Forum:
| —DBoyCrybaby |
Of course, his sole posting was the source of many lulzy comments, to which DBoyWheeler answered in an amazingly mature way.
 The post that started it all. |
 ED IS A PACK OF LIES |
 WOW SO MATURE |
 Oh, the irony |
 Guys, watch out, for he might use the DEATH NOTE |
 Moar evidence that he hides ANYTHING that he doesn't like! And now these two comments are hidden as well. :> |
His full thread with all the lulz can be found here:
St. Danny Wheeler, failed to bring justice and rid the Trolls of devianTART.
But as the Phophet he is, he taught many of Gods creation, especially Trolls that;
- Homosexuality is "FORBIDDEN BEHAVIOR".
- He DOES NOT want to be questioned if he dresses up like a Furfag, or else he'll report you to the GODS!
- Being a Prophet after Jesus-Christ, he thinks he has the power to summon the Admins of devianTART at will, to lock his Sacred Thread.
- He's a Weeaboo, who wishes to use the Death Note to smite all Trolls.
- Using "The Weakest Link" references MAY shatter the spirits of those who oppose you.
- It is WISE to use the Blocking list to rid your problems and is not an act of COWARDICE.
We look forward to more Lulzy lessons our Prophet may have in store for us to teach, later in the future!
[edit] God Speaks Out!
This song is about DBoyWheeler
He can't draw worth shit
He sits there in his office chair
Working twelve hour shifts
Another one of god's self-proclaimed paper boys
Who somehow doesn't fit in with the rest
Could it be you're jacking the one-eyed monster
To an anthropomorphic mess?
Bawwww! Fursecution
Oh no! Fursecution
Bawwww! Fursecution
Characters of Saturday morning shows
Follow the book as fiercely as you
Fiction is Christian, hypocrisy is kosher
You've got dirt serving as your revenue
And if someone gives you a stab in the gut
You scramble to use your given powers
To stay blind as a bat, you god-fearing shit
Go take a fucking shower!
Bawwww! Fursecution
Oh no! Fursecution
Bawwww! Fursecution
[edit] How to Troll DBoyWheeler
Among the many things that piss off DBoyWheeler badly is not capitalizing "God". It is perhaps one of the few things that offends him as much as gays and detailed nudity. This makes for a good way of trolling DBoyWheeler, by posting "god" on his userpage. Here's some other ways to piss him off:
- Critique his art.
- Express your own opinion in a polite way.
- Talk about Mighty Mouse, which, according to him, must die.
- Tell him the truth.
- Tell him that "Critique not desired" is shorthand for "I am a faggot that has too much of an ego to admit I can't draw".
- Tell him that Christianity is wrong.
- Say that your a Muslim, or any other non Christian religion.
- tell him that he's a furfag and to go yiff in hell.
- Laugh at him for how much Kylee hates him.
- Show him this
- Tell him that homosexuality is equal to heterosexuality.
- Show him this, or any other pro-homosexual piece.
[edit] DBoy has a cafepress? Let's see!
As if his shit were able to sell as prints, he actually has a cafepress account! However, nobody even wants to be seen with such abominations against every God known to man that has ever spewed out of his vagina. But being the butthurt Biblefag, he only sells shit with quotes on them. The only quotes that are there are ones about the Lion, Fox and serpent and cyberbullying. After about a month, he submitted shirts that had his crappy drawings on it. As if people would actually pay good money for quotes that actually won't help them in real life nor on the computer, they could just find the exact same thing without the lame quotes on them at eBay for half the price. Since quotes aren't fabulous enough, he just had to make them into a disgustingly small size like his penis, making people squint like azns to read the text.
Good luck selling your fail designs, DBoy.
 Obviously this is the most wonderful and hip design that people would love to have on their shirt, mugs and bags! |
 Everyone wants a stupid quote on their accessories! |
 Of course, Homophobia can be tolerated. |
 Undetailed Tasteful Nudity on a throw pillow. |
 This looks like a crappy present from Kindergartener. |
 Badly-cropped crayon scribble on a cheap clock. Sure to sell like hotcakes. |
