Cyanterrorist

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Cyanterrorist

Cyanterrorist ponders his next move.

Robert Paulson, better known as Jawsusfreak777 (aka MindDuel, aka Made2Order555), is a cyber-terrorist, and well-known JewTube pugilist. He is notable for his epic battles against the likes of GayDiamond and Paul Fetch, as well as for his exhibition bouts with the likes of Riley34470, lilshowstoppa, Darksidered992 and RyanTwin20. Little is known about Mr. Paulson, other than he is on internet and records everything. While the average Anon could go on and on about Paulson's undefeated streak on JewTube, we all know nothing speaks better than visual examples of his in-tube performances.

Paulson vs Fetch: The Trilogy

The well known title bout with Paul Fetch

The returning Made2Order555, now named Cyanterrorist, stumbled upon the baleeted "ANONYMOUS: Stand Down" video, and decided he would voice his opinion on the whole Fetch vs Anonymous situation. By doing so, he engaged into a complete slaughter of Fetchfag and achieved victory over his adversary.

Paul Fetch wanted a rematch and lost in 18 seconds!

However, things would not end here as Fetch /r/ Cyanterrorist's dox for allegedly back-stabbing him over serious business. Eager to deliver, Paulson promptly responded by namefagging, and scoring another decisive win over Fetchfag.

Paul Fetch getting destroyed in his third rematch. Shortly thereafter, Cyanterrorist released a video explaining in detail the situation in regards to Fetch and his videos (which he made in an attempt to somehow take control of Anonymous and become it's führer). Some argue that this is what Fetch considered as back-stabbing.

The Man in action

Ballad of Testiclemouth - Paulson defending his newly-won title against Broncofn90, who was butthurt that bitches knew about his testicles in his mouth.
Re: ME TELLIN YOU MOTHA FUCKAS OFF - Paulson squaring off against OG bitch Lil J, an absolutely brilliant respectable young woman who simply decided to speak her mind on the internets.
Re: No Fuckin Espanol - While Paulson is an outstanding fighter, he also has consideration for his opponents, as displayed in that video, in which he pleads Mexicans not to take away whatever chances of making a living RyanTwin20 has left.
Officer Dude! - Paulson also believes in law, order and justice, he believes in the Big Boss Man, he believes in OFFICER DUDE!
Internets - Yet another demonstration why Paulson is a shoe-in for over 9000 internets awards.

Gallery

Anti-lulzer	FagStone is not pleased.
Because no one likes ginger kids.	Ginger Bitch the movie staring Garrick Colwell, Clyde Cash and Acutiator.	Jawsusfreak777 irl? o_O	Cyanterrorist, leader of the Aging Greys.