Circumcision
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Circumcision is the act of chopping off the foreskin of the penis (or, if you are from New Zealand, having your sister kicked in the jaw). It used to be a religious thing, performed among Jews, but with the rising number of gays, bubblegum factories have had to introduce new and exciting flavors - hence the rising number of circumcisions. It is also used in modern times as a wonderful way to welcome a new baby into the world. Who doesn't love "mutilation"? (See further detail on fags' opinions below.)
Pedophiles believe this archaic but common form of Guro is very win, and is the reason that pediatricians exist, amirite?
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[edit] Drama
Few things get people as excited on the Internets as circumcision. The most vocal opponents are the majority of all internets, who prefer their sausages with skin. To quote an expert:
| —A gay homosexual |
Whenever someone brings the topic up, the conversation usually involves most guys not giving a shit about it and smart people freaking out and using a form of the word "mutilated" in every post. Then the pedos (who love circumcision) start to freak out, sensing a threat to their supply of masturbation material - photos of circumcised baby penises. White trash moms (who also love circumcision) team up with the pedos and shit gets out of hand.
What it boils down to is this: if you're raping something asleep, you want to cum ASAP for maximal escape chance. Keeping your penis is a proven method of jizzing quick. Also, if one is uncircumcised, you are a true male, due to the ability to bring lulz from clever tricks using this skin. See foreskin.
Along with this, you aren't butthurt and hunted for being a Jew.
However, you're probably never going to have sex, so you can disregard most of this article as it really doesn't matter either way. Arguing over circumcision on the internet is like two cripples arguing over who has stronger legs.
[edit] Female Circumcision
Broads can get their clits lobbed off too. Ouch. Unlike circumcision, this is illegal to perform without consent and can't be forced on babies. Unless you are in some small village in the middle of Nowhere, Afurika. In which case, you can get away with it. Preferred method is a piece of broken glass or battery acid, but a cat is fine too. Fuck the clit! They don't need one anyway!
[edit] Forekin Restoration
Some men who were dickhurt over having been circumcised during infancy feel the need to restore their foreskins,although this is pointless because they will never regain the 20,000 nerve endings lost in the procedure and only eurofags and homosexuals like foreskin despite the fact that 99.9% of consenting women would not know the difference even if they were trying to suck two cocks at once.
[edit] List of people who approve of circumcision
- 16 year old girls
- Americans
- Feminists
- Jews
- John Harvey Kellogg He started the circumcision trend to save you from masturbation related deaths.
- Muslims
- Pedophiles
- Your Mom
[edit] List of people who disapprove of circumcision
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- NOCIRC - Some people who don't want doctors to be pedophiles.
- CIRCINFO - Some people who think that cutting skin off your cock will give you magic Jesus powerz.
- Ambiguous - Some people who might not care either way.
- FARK Forums - An example of intelligent discourse regarding circumcision
- Artificial foreskin!It's like having a foreskin you cant feel!
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